#1 – Nathan
Previous performance: #13
1st Round: 51 points || 2nd Round: 137 points || Total: 188 points.
He looks a bit like a young Trevor McDonald, it’s your winner, Nathan! A triumphant victory for the man with the voice of an angel and the hair of a goddess – Nathan’s hilarious brand of humour and straight edge ways have won the hearts, minds and points of TiBB’s voters. His victory is fitting, as he recently toppled Niamh’s post count and became the top poster on the site; showing that the quantity matches the quality. Potentially the only time an Aston Villa fan has ever experienced victory, let us now take a moment to read some of the reasons why Nathan is your winner. “I’m glad he’s as active as he is, a big part of TiBB with his light heartedness and good humour, can trust him to always be around at a ridiculous hour in the morning as well” said one user. Another member said “he’s not bad for a Villa fan; we share similar views, and his one of the nicest members on the forum.” He was called a “funny bloke”, “funky as hell” and “a great lad and he is damn crazy - but that is what makes him such a nice guy. Epic!” Nathan is “so. damn. funny. And a nice guy too!” Nathan is “probably the funniest member on here by far” and “we get on well on here, I post with him a lot and he is good at having debates.” Members “love his random posts and his taste in music” and “his grasp on conjuring random celebrity names is second to none, and it was a pleasure serving the best Prime Minister during his election campaign. It just confuses me how it's taken TiBB this long to realise how better he is than most of you.” One member said Nathan is “like yesterday's underwear, he's solid, reliable and usually found where you left him...” Nathan is “like the perfect older brother figure” and “a really top fella, I'd give him a reacharound.” TiBB’s winner of Most Loved 6 is “active in all of the good threads and re-introduced everyone to Soccer Manager” and “even though he ruined my game plan in TIBB and won, he's a super cool guy. We share similar interests and usually post in the same threads.” One user stated “when I need a bit of amusement in my spare time when I come here and look to see if Nathan's done something; If he hasn't, I then proceed to force feed myself wotsits. Always cheers me up. Wotsits4thewin.” Nathan is “by far the funniest member on TiBB. I have cried laughing several times at the posts and threads he makes, and he is just absolutely God-like. No one can make a completely off-topic irrelevant post about a picture of a badger quite like Nathan” and another member stated “never have I spoken to someone with such an oddball sense of humour. That’s the great thing about him though. It makes Nathan funny all the time.” Members expressed gratitude for Nathan’s return to the forum, saying “so glad Nathan decided to come back to TiBB after his break, he was one the first people I became friendly with on TiBB and he's still as lovely and grumpy and funny as he was back then!” One member said of Nathan: “the Villa fan. He's a sound lad and I fully expect him to make the top five. His posts are hilarious and, again, someone else who is always active in the football forum.” One user said it’s “weird to think we barely spoke last year, even in Towers. But over the last few months I have found Nathan hilarious to talk to and thank god he is a fellow night owl; I'd be bored rigid without him most nights. He's friendly, approachable and probably the most liked mod on the forum.” As one user puts it, Nathan “is charming and funny. On days when I don’t feel like smiling he picks me up with his quirky sense of humour. He’s very thoughtful and fair and I feel lucky to count him as a Tibb friend. He’s a thoroughly good egg.” “He reminds me of a young Morgan Freeman. Nathan's just too cool and easy to love to not vote for him” said one member, and finally, this user gets the last word about Nathan, saying: “if you blended Napoleon Dynamite, Baloo Bear and Moses and stretched them over six feet, what you would have is Nathan, the greatest man known to man. Everyone should have a Nathan in their life.” Never have truer words been spoken – congratulations Nathan on your well deserved win!
Clue:
The number of contestants in this seasons Mole
Then solve this clue to find your next number:
"Sign of venomous creature losing tail"
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