My lord I offer my services, what ever you wish shall be done

I am sorry me lord, i shall be a loyal servant to Adam and train his thrusting army :elephant::colour::elephant:

His army doth thrust. The training camps are the borads of Moopy, where thrusting doth occur most frequently. :colour:

I meant board, not borad. Silly moi.

Yes yes indeed my master, tell me what to do and i shall do it, anything to make Adam better known

you cannot err my emperor for you are far more vibrant and thrusting than any of your acolytes

Your task is to scale Big Ben and drape a 20 by 30 foot banner showing Adam's smoothe chest from the clocktower. Watch out for spaceship damage while you're up there, mind... These fellows will monitor your progress.:colour::elephant::colour:

Hail Adam!

Yes i will do that for Adam fans worldwide!
His army will keep an eye out for any unwanted protesters :nono::elephant:

At least it will give us a vertical base to work from, shall the music of Glenn Miller be played?

Negative. I Breathe Again by none other than Adam will be played on loudspeakers across London.

As you wish my lord

Yes we will hear the soothing voice of Adam as we work on the task in hand! :bigsmile:

Yes, there are some things I work with my hand whilst listening to Adam. Fnarr Fnarr.

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Pottery has always been important to you my lord

I meant housework, woman! Goodness, you have a dirty mind!

I am young please refrain from talking about your erm hmmm and what you do with your erm hmmm :sad::bigsmile:

Pottery is a fair and honest craft.

Pottery is an exciting and thrusting handicraft. I believe the spread of this message is nigh on important, almost as important as the Message of Rickitt.

Indeed my lord, working with something so soft and maliable, and through endevour, turning it into something hard and lasting takes great mastery.

I echo the above sentiment.

with great intent I do so myself. My lord it is with deepest regret I must report to you that I am not a woman. If only it were otherwise...

I am confused, disturbed and alarmed in roughly that order.

Do not feel roughly in any order on my behalf my lord...

Well if he's entering the Big Brother house then may I make a request that this is moved to the appropriate board? I don't particularly like seeing this idiot of a man having a 55 page topic dedicated to him on a decent board.