by who? :(

..my son and his girlfriend...they said to go out for breakfast so I got organised early and they're not here yet..:laugh:...maybe they're just running late...

..you want to go for breakfast with me CeeCee..?...

Oh that's good that they're just running late :laugh:

Yeah we can arrange it soon. :smug:

..maybe we'll keep to that one day..:lovedup:...I didn't want any stupid breakfast this morning anyway..:fist:...



..but this was what I was really like at the thought of it..:drool:...

..that feeling when you're all in knots...

That feeling when you know you've forgotten something important but you can't remember what it is....

ducking hell when an application form is more like writing an essay. :cloud:

Help

The window cleaner is here and I don't have any physical money on me

And I'm not dressed

And I think they've seen me

That has happened to me on many occasions, just ask him to leave his address so you can send a cheque or pay him next time.

It's actually a she well there's two of them

Sort of makes it more awkward

I'm just socially awkward otherwise I would say I'll give it too you next time

^^Have sex with them. Wink and say you like what you saw? Someone is bound to get wet. Either you when they throw the bucket at you or them cause they like what they saw. :shrug:





• You constructively challenge the norm and suggest better ways of doing things
• You use your initiative to benefit the organisation
• You give a consistent and reliable performance
• You seek help and advice from others where necessary
• You are responsible for your actions, taking pride in delivering high quality work
• You engage in a 'coaching' culture, taking opportunities to learn and develop to fulfil your potential

aaaarrrgghh http://i.imgur.com/2gqVpoX.gif?1

But seriously explain you're having a bit of difficulty at the mo and will pay soon.

I took your first bit of sdvice

Thats your ALS challenge done then

That's another thing, that's getting scarily close to me, it will only be a day or two

Exhausted.com

omfg watching this American dude on sunday brunch go on about limas makes me feel like what rachel, monica, chandler, joey and Phoebe must have felt like when Ross went on about dinosaurs. :bawling: And it's LIM-AH not LIM-EUR!!:bawling:

when laptops get too hot and fry your balls

zergnet I think it's called, I hate it!! It has ads on loads of other sites. And it's involves loads of clicking for very little content. I'm starting to even dislike sites that host ads to that stupid one.

u wot m8

This place http://www.zergnet.com/

it's the worst site ever!!

ohhh **** yeah. you get links to those sites on newspapers sites and stuff. they don't even get blocked by adblock anymore :(

...stubbing your toe and people who don't cover their mouths/faces when they cough and selfishly spread their germs everywhere....