114. Becki Seddiki (BB5 - 5th Place)

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She came from Big Brother in Italy!!!!! So Becki is a presence that is liked. And I don't dislike her, but I don't really know why she was saved numerous (!) times and made it this far??? Was she fine? Yeah. Was she unfairly booed a vicious amount? Absolutely. But did she do anything to deserve roaring cheers? .......not really! She was nice enough and never really had enough time to find her niche in the House, so she was just kinda awkwardly existing, pretending to be Italian and sealing her own fate by giving Michelle the Judas Kiss and being sweet regarding the whole Nadia situation. But ultimately Becki is not Michelle or Nadia or Victor or Jason or Shell or Stuart or Ahmed or [insert one of the many, many superior BB5 persons]; she was ultimately just an intruder on a series that was so good that you forget there was even an intruder.

Her Italian BB entrance was so cringey

ahem lucas!

robert, get nominating! xo

preparing them now

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People actually pretend to like this nauseating, creepy ****er and it does my absolute tits in because the bloke makes me squirm with his one ****e catchphrase, the only time Charlie wanted to soar was on an airplane, far away from the silly little turd as possible, besides that he had this story arc where he pretended he slept with 100 women or whatever, it was a big number and everybody knew it was false, because for a start, look at the ****ing state of him, why bother pretending you've had anything other than your hand hun, sort it. Jackie Travers rightfully hated him and wanted her daughter to have nothing to do with him, probably because she knew he'd have been under her patio within 6 months. Get out of here pal, and 10 rounds too late at being gone too. Shoo, just absolutely bloody shoo, sick of you.

Everyone, get eliminating now :pipe:

Saved Mario bc he is iconic

112nd: Samanda Marchant (BB8)
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Just predating Jedward by a couple of years, the UK's foremost irritating twins prior to that particular Irish invasion were this pair. Some love them, and that's fine, they're a tacky and bubblegummy caricature of what real people actually behave like. But like all good bubblegum, the sweetness wears off quick. Their only comedy moments of the series were largely unintentional (one of them getting toothpaste in her eye, one of them saying "OMG WE'RE PSYCHO" instead of psychic) and otherwise they just didn't really do anything for me. Post-series, they capitalised on the dying franchise with a #26 SMASH cover of 'Barbie Girl', and somehow became millionaires with a fitness DVD and cosmetics.

So really, I feel less guilty about this elimination because they're clearly doing fine without this game! I just don't immediately go "ah yes, the series with Samanda" when someone mentions BB8.

Save Faye axe Vcitoria

I like Callum but im ****ing screaming at Lucas' write-up :joker:

Save Faye cut Victoria

Whitney point at Jake.

Save Sree, cut Jade.

Save Mo axe Jemima

Queen Victoria of getting cut three times in a row

Jade </3 :( wish I’d have saved her and Lucas could have saved Faye

I keep on laughing at that Callum write up

save Sam axe Tania

Save Sam, cut Craig.

Oh

Save Nichola then.

What tragic choices.

Jade, Victoria and Tania all out while Mario and Mohamed are still in? Get some bloody taste!

imagine thinking Victoria was a better housemate than Mario!

Mo :love:

I loved Mario

Victoria was a 3 day bore who got ended by Arron of all people ffs.