~IDK but it's low and quite frankly deserved~ CAROLINE WHARRAM7
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Right, I don't even know where to begin with this one, I might as well start from the beginning where she genuinely was one of my favourites, I think her VT is one of the best of the C5 era, as she hilariously tells us of stories of her ski season which was a disaaassstaaa and explains to us that she got punched in the face (I can't for the life of me figure out why somebody would do this too such a warm character), her early friendship with Scott looked like she was heading into one of my all time favourites if she carried on, however it was just 72 hours into the series when her ghastly campaign kicked into gear, revelling in the demise of harmless dog lover Victoria, she cackled as she told Becky Hannon how irritating she was and it was great she had left the house (the irony isn't ****ing lost on this one, informing Becky that somebody else was an irritant), it became abundantly clear that targeting weaker housemates was what she believed made her so powerful, yet she was just a weak, pathetic bitch that couldn't even handle being spun around on a roundabout, tragic cow. Anyway back to the goading of weaker housemates, squeaky Chris was next, who was quite frankly a bit useless himself, but hold it together and show a bit of compassion for him when he's not even up the stairs, before cheering like a banshee with your coven, you ****ing warthog.
Immaturity was Caroline's middle name as she ventured through the series, mainly directed at Benedict, so he came in the shower, get a life, you irritating prude. She once again cackled at his demise, yet he had the last laugh anyway having the eviction of the series, hers only got about 10 viewers because everybody cared more about the Olympics. Bye. Other levels of immaturity shown was when she goaded Deana over a hair on the table, to which Deana gleefully replied that it was her pubes, to which Caroline showed disgust <333, despite trying to make Deana feel like ****e. She also showed repugnant personality traits by being a racist parasite, exclaiming that Adam was a gorilla and had something to do with Martin Luther King or whatever, she simply tried too hard to be a villain and instead came across as a second rate Bea Hamil, with racial implications to boot, not only this, there was also the whole "OOH LOOK AT ME I ORDERED JUST CHOCOLATE OFF THE SHOPPING LIST, AREN'T I EDGY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING", no you are none of the ****ing above, it was done not 9 months before you by the other token posh housemate of the series, you were worthless, you were odious and your eviction while manipulated was quite frankly deserved because looking back Luke Scrase had the most perfect arse known to man. So whatever. There has been probably a lot of content that I have missed during this time of reliving her time in the house, but you get the gist of how terrible of a person she was. Don't forget she also wanted Conor to win the entire series, so that tells us all that we need to know.
Oh she also got me permanently banned off Digital Spy because I called her a see you next Tuesday. Guess what my luv, you still are one to this day. Now shove that hairbrush you left the house with where the sun won't shine.
I save King Dexter Koh. (I was expecting to have to save Marcus really, I was shocked that Macie found 18 more people to oust before him, what an absolute gem <3)
