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Morgan. 03-02-2016 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8488383)
(Kirk's not online btw)

Great.

Will. 03-02-2016 08:35 PM

Recently released photo's of Adam before he walked:



Jamie89 03-02-2016 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 8488395)
I bet that slut Minigina or whatever drugged him!

Kirk when he's with Mingeater:
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvkxuOxiQ1qbn691.gif

Will. 03-02-2016 08:37 PM

I do apologise for the delay in the elimination reveal.

Hopefully Kirk will be on soon.

Morgan. 03-02-2016 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Will. (Post 8488434)
I do apologise for the delay in the elimination reveal.

Hopefully Kirk will be on soon.

I wanna go to sleep soon but I don't want to miss a twist xD

Morgan. 03-02-2016 08:48 PM

Yeah, bye guys. Be back in the morning to see who went.

Will. 03-02-2016 09:09 PM

Still no sign of Kirk, apologise again.

Hopefully there will be a result by the morning.

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 06:25 AM

Iapologise to you all for last night's absence - my internet kept crashing and was really slow when it was on and taking ages to load. It finally crashed and did not come on until 3 am by which time everyone was asleep.

Morgan. 04-02-2016 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8489463)
Iapologise to you all for last night's absence - my internet kept crashing and was really slow when it was on and taking ages to load. It finally crashed and did not come on until 3 am by which time everyone was asleep.

Who's going home then? Margarine or Jamie?

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth (Post 8489468)
Who's going home then? Margarine or Jamie?

I have pm'd Will, Prof, and am awaiting his response, but I believe that tonight it is MY turn to 'run the show' so be prepared for some hard 'ass-kicking' and a task or two which will help me decide just who makes it through to the next stage. :D

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 08:03 AM

An important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

It is with huge regret, that after deep and prolonged consultation with the MOLE who has been secretly but actively advising me, I am eliminating the lovely Margarine.

This decision has not been lightly taken, and I wish this beautiful and sassy HOT chick all the best for her future.

Margarine - you have been eliminated, please say your goodbyes.

Will. 04-02-2016 08:19 AM

Over the next two days Kirk will be taking over the game and running the game - producing tasks and deciding your fate.

Good luck sluts.

I will see you back here on Saturday where the semi finalists will go head to head to make the final!

Will - Bachelor host.

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 08:34 AM

Another important announcement to all remaining contestants from Kirk

Margarine has been eliminated, but tonight, one of you remaining sirens will be joining her.

If you do not want that evictee to be you, then I suggest you pay attention to the first of tonight's tasks, which I am announcing now to give you time to prepare.

TASK ONE - Part One

Each of you must answer the following questions - as truthfully, as wittily, and as bitchingly as you wish

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?
4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.



POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 08:46 AM

TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.



POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

Amy Jade 04-02-2016 09:37 AM

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
I think all the girls are beautiful in their own way, they all have something about them that make them worthy of being here so I'll say Betty because she's super super old and she has a dusty vagina

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
I'll say Tiffany, I forgot the basic bitch was even here. All she does is talk about herself and all the celebrity's she's slept with like Paul Danan, David Van Day and Wayne Rooney. Such a slut.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?*
I can't just pick one because I love most of the girls to be honest and I think I would be good friends with Betty, Courtney, LaDaysha and Johanna.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I actually have no idea, whoever you feel the least connection with - I would say Mingianna but she's got a free pass which is undeserved because she was totally sexting Anthony Costa from Blue while she was on holiday with Kirk.

Jamie89 04-02-2016 09:58 AM

Thank you so much for not elimination me D: I thought I was a goner. But my love for you is long, and hard, and almost doubles in size when I'm around you. And I mean that from the heart :love: x

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8489610)
Thank you so much for not elimination me D: I thought I was a goner. But my love for you is long, and hard, and almost doubles in size when I'm around you. And I mean that from the heart :love: x

:laugh: LIAR! - you mean it from some part of your anatomy a little lower down the body than your 'heart'. :joker:

kirklancaster 04-02-2016 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 8489597)
1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?
I think all the girls are beautiful in their own way, they all have something about them that make them worthy of being here so I'll say Betty because she's super super old and she has a dusty vagina

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?
I'll say Tiffany, I forgot the basic bitch was even here. All she does is talk about herself and all the celebrity's she's slept with like Paul Danan, David Van Day and Wayne Rooney. Such a slut.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?*
I can't just pick one because I love most of the girls to be honest and I think I would be good friends with Betty, Courtney, LaDaysha and Johanna.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I actually have no idea, whoever you feel the least connection with - I would say Mingianna but she's got a free pass which is undeserved because she was totally sexting Anthony Costa from Blue while she was on holiday with Kirk.

I applaud you A.J. for having the courage to go first.

And I will say that I'm impressed with your response - you have set the bar really high.

Well done Hot Lips.

Jamie89 04-02-2016 11:24 AM

Task one part one:

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

This is a really difficult one because compared to me, they all have varying degrees of repulsiveness. But it has to be Betty. It's not just that she's repulsive, but she's so repulsive that when goes outside she has to wear a tag around her ankle with her national insurance number on it incase she gets stopped by animal patrol. I mean, the mirrors in the house won't even look at her. And the only reason she thinks she's attractive is because she was raised in a farm by cows. And to be fair, by cow standards, she's not that bad (if you're into that sort of thing), but judging her purely by human standards, she's a 0/10 I'm afraid.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Hmm, I'm going to say the most boring is Johanna. But this is only because she's the newest to the mansion and I haven't seen anything of her yet. Just the thought of trying to get to know another desperate bitch bores me to tears.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

Good question :think: Probably all of them to a degree as in the real world I'm pretty easy going and get on with anyone. But if I have to pick one it would probably be Mitzeeee. I'm not sure why, she just seems like an open book type, which I like in a person. I would pick more than one if I could though to be honest.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.
I would evict Mingeater (or whatever it's name is) for tactical reasons:
1) I think she's the strongest competition to win.
2) She's more likely to win the prizes and take the spotlight from us other gals.
2) She's someone who I consider likely to be the mole, if she was eliminated it would rule her out.

Morgan. 04-02-2016 02:36 PM

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why

Each and all of the girls are beatiful I their own way just as much as they are physically repulsive. That's why I'm choosing Jamie, who is old as my nan and can't help but try to act 'cool'.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Purely because I haven't seen him as much as the others, I'm going to say Johnny. The reason I say Johnny, is, again because I haven't seen him too much, but also I find his bickers with Jamie boring.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general - which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?

I'm not sure if you already knew, but Amy Jade, obviously. She is so down to earth, genuine and really looks out for me. She's beautiful too.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

Ah, I can't choose Cal because of their pass to the final so I'm going to have to go with Tom. As well as being super popular on the forum, Tom has knowledge of the game and knows exactly what Kirk wants.

Jamie89 04-02-2016 02:40 PM

I've written my thing for part 2, do I post that now as well, or later?

Morgan. 04-02-2016 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8489533)
TASK ONE - Part Two

We have been in a loving, hot relationship for FIVE years but I have met and fallen in love with someone else. We have no children and are not married or engaged, but we live together.

Each of you must write me the most passionate, romantic, and moving love letter to try to make me come to my senses and stay with you.



POST YOUR RESPONSES ON HERE - NOT BY PM. GOOD LUCK GIRLS.

Kirk, by time you read this I will be waiting at the airport for our anniversary holiday to Paris.

You haven't cottoned on yet, but I know you're in love with another girl and I understand, we haven't been as close lately. She may have all the perks of a new, fresh relationship but I am the one who has loved you since day 1 and stood up for everything you have said.

I don't want you to cut all ties with this mystery lady, I just want to meet her. The fact I don't know who it is really annoys me, and maybe I can even learn some tips, things that you enjoy more.

You see, these last five years have been nothing but fun, hot love for me and I, and hopefully you, have enjoyed ever single second. I would really like you to come to your senses and see exactly why we should be together, forever. Yeah, we may not be married or engaged, and yeah we may not have children but this really is something I plan to have within the next five years. As we head to Paris for our 5 year anniversary, I hope we can get engaged and set a date for the wedding of our dreams.

It'll be just how you want it; the location, the food, the company, the aftermath. Everything can be set in stone with the click of my fingers and this really is what I want for us.

I really do hope this has changed your mind, because the plane leaves in 6 hours.

Love, Courtney.

XOXO

Jamie89 04-02-2016 03:22 PM

TASK ONE - Part Two

Kirk, I've tried to find the words to say,
Just what you mean to me,
I think about you every day,
But now can't seem to speak,

Or see past this scenario's madness,
I was always your special bunny,
Which is why this message is tinged with sadness,
Instead of something funny,

5 years I think is long enough,
To know if your heart desires me,
And if that's no longer the case, it's rough,
But as long as you're truly happy,

It's not a question of win/defeat,
It's knowng you entirely,
And although I don't believe I'll meet,
Someone like you I'll gladly,

Step aside
I know right, OMG! That's not like me,
Step aside
If you need me to, if you need to fly free,

I won't try and change your mind,
I know you won't take the decision lightly,
So if we part, from the other side,
I'll say with an almighty,

Heavy heart and sober mind,
That if you become a memory,
It will be the greatest one of my whole life,
And whoever it's with, you choose to be,

They'll be undeniably,
Unmistakably,
Incomparably,
Lucky.

Spoiler:

I guess I found the words to say just what you mean to me :love:

Johnnyuk123 04-02-2016 03:35 PM

1) Who is the physically most repulsive of your rivals - and why?

This one is dead easy. It has to be Jamie! I can only look at her when she has a bag over her head
and even then you can see that someone very fugly is beneath the bag.

2) Which of your rival's has the most boring personality - and why?

Again it's Jamie. When i post something about the slag she tries to throw a remark
back but fails miserably every time. She so wants to be me.

3) Based upon their cyber personna - both in this game, and on the forum in general
- which of your rivals would you be most likely to be friends with in the 'Real' world - and why?


It would have to be Amy Jade. She is clever and funny and can stick up for herself unlike that Jamie bitch who only
sticks things in herself. eg: bum beads the size of golf balls.

4) WHO would YOU evict tonight - and why? Give THREE valid reasons.

1: I would evict that trollop Jamie.
She think a family bucket from KFC is for one person.

2: She foolishly believes that she is good looking when we all know that she ain't and the only
bloke who would go for her is one with a guide dog.

3. She's a total sh-it stirrer as we have all witnessed on here. I have been nothing
but kind and gracious towards her yet she has been nothing but rude and obnoxious to me in return.
My Mother taught me to always take pity on the afflicted.
So yes I do pity the day that i met the fugly club foot golf ball bum bead heffer.

Jamie89 04-02-2016 03:47 PM

I :love: my haters for keeping me at the forefront of Kirk's mind http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/...lNK1qkf9g6.gif


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