That stupid Party Rock Anthem song its so **** and everyone is raping it. :bored:

A neighbours burgular alarm droning on and on......

A drunk guy kicking wing mirrors of all the cars in the street :mad:

When a number you don't recognize rings the house phone repeatedly.

Blisters on your fingers :(

Itchy nose :/

Sorry about that.

:laugh2:

Old wives tales say that means something is going to anger you


Yes - having an itchy nose probably :joker:

:laugh:

Those little chuffin' fruit flies that never stop. Well, until they decide to divebomb into your drink :mad:

When you lose something and you ask someone to help find it, and they ask "where did you last see it?"

AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ALREADY.

Dwarfs.

LOL this annoys me too.

:laugh:

Moths :mad:

Moths are great. Catch it, they tickle

I have ONE bloody vase in the entire house that I sometimes stick a bunch of flowers in. ONE, as I hate ornaments but sometimes I nick from the park.... I mean buy.... a bunch of Daffies to brighten the place up.

So, what have I just gone and managed to smash?? That ONE bloody vase! All I did was close a window and it commited suicide :(

Toothache for the first time in my life :sad:

I have felt like someone is stabbing me in the cheek for the past 20 hours or so, and am now feeling ridiculously sorry for myself while clutching a hotwater bottle sheep to my face :bored:

Nip to the chemist tomorrow. They do some great stuff. Numbs it.

Yeah gavs had that stuff before. Getting some in the morning, along with the strongest painkillers they are allowed to do over the counter.

Have dentist on wed though, so its not gunna be for too long :)

Ahh right. Hope it's quickly sorted :)

Gardening and Splinters [caused from gardening] :bored:

People repeaedly apologising on behalf of their kids purely as a way of showing them up infront of the person they are supposedly 'bothering'. Impresses nobody and certainly not me.

kids