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My letter to my Darling Kirky.
Dear Darling Kirky, you are my needle and i am your thread and together we can stitch Jamies gob up before bed as we look at the sunset and then at the stars together we'll watch that fat cow fly so far she'll fly over the moon and into the meadow then off to the abattoir to make mince meat for tesco Kirky no one will love you the way that i do even my knee pads have the words i love you together we'll get tattoo's to prove our love is true mine will say love you kirky yours will be on your cock and say.... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Betty loves you.:love: |
Is the live task before the elimination?
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Where is everyone?
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I'm here Kirk my love :love:
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are we all here? Stand by: |
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Some people don't care about you enough to show up :bawling:
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the others have until 20 past 8 to get here or we play without them and one of the absentees will be eliminated.
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We are only missing Tom, Dezzy and Amy, we could probably start without them *runs and hides*
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Why are these bitches all saying me to be evicted?http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee40e60d0...3dhco1_250.gif
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Kirk's Song (to the tune of Fight Song by Rachel Platten) Such a fat bitch, with her legs open Mingianna walked in here, straight from the ocean Thank god the dyke went first Betty's stirring up a potion Because she's a hag witch Like that green bird who sang for Frozen I think Kirk will pick his Bride If he goes with Tiffany he's got ****ed up eyes He can make me scream all night Just give me a rose or else tonight I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh I can turn Kirk on I will not let Courtney win I'll fight them all offfff And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight The girls are all losing sleep because Johanna is obese She snores so bad She snores so bad And all these things I need to say they will come out today I will slay these silly hoes I love Adam and Liv thooo I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh I can turn Kirk on I will not let Courtney win I'll fight them all offfff And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight This is my last verse I'm late but Kirk will be perched Cus I'm his favourite Broad Betty's dildos turned on Mingianna screws without a condom Tiffany reuses her tamponnnns And I don't really care if I have to snatch some weaves cus I'm gonna win this and be Kirky's hot housewife Yeah im gonna win and be cast on Real Housewives... |
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Amy :clap1:
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BEFORE WE DEAL WITH TASK ONE RESULTS - HERE IS TASK TWO:
CHART POSERS FIRST CORRECT ANSWER WINS THE POINTS: A) IF THIS CURRENT CHART ENTRY HAD ANOTHER WORD ADDED IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS TITLE IT WOULD ALSO BE THE TITLE OF A TOM CRUISE FILM. 1 point for naming the single 1 point for naming the female co-star of the Tom Cruise film. |
Can I post task one now? I've been really busy
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Jamie the fat sloth! So true Amy.:thumbs:
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Mission Impossible??
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