Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4275212)

You were such a wanker. :joker:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4275230)

One day I'm going to have a best selling Auto-Biography out in the shops so you can all learn more about my fantastic life then.


My name is Patrick, I'm 15 in August but I have the mental age of someone far older.
I'm from Northern Ireland, Belfast and I still live there.
I believe I am pretty much one of those people that will go down in History, I'll probably become the most important person of the 21st Century.

I believe that when I die - the world will end, that you are all merely little characters in the cutting edge soap opera / reality show that is - Patrick's life.

My favourite film is Due Date although I haven't watched it since Friday 12th November 2010 - so I think my favourite film is The Hangover at the moment.

I use to like Bubble Gum, Euro, Chavy Pop music but now I prefer bands like Pendulum, Iron Maiden, The Pretty Reckless, Greenday, My Chemical Romance, Red Light Company etc
Although I do still have a soft spot for Dance/Trance/Techno kind of music - especially the likes of Chicane.

My favourite colour is Scarlet although I do like a light shade of Blue.

My favourite food is the Italian BMT from Subway - eat fresh.
My favourite drink is probably Boost - I just like energy drinks in general, although I hate those kids that drink them when they're 12 and think they're so hardcore and act as if drinking Red Bull is the equivalent to drinking 3 Bottles of Vodka.

I find Blondes and Brunettes attractive, also really love Emo Girls - very hot.
I think that girls who try and act cool are ridiculous, and girls that fail at things should be put down - like for example, if a girl falls over like an idiot whilst with me, or can't cook properly, they should just leave the earth.

My phobia is being buried alive, also I'm still afraid of moths.
I once spent 4 Hours last Summer trying to kill one in my room, I wouldn't go to sleep until it was no longer a threat to my safety.


So that's abit about wonderful me.

I'll probably return to this thread in 2012 and shake my head in disgust at what I've just wrote.

Originally Posted by jarroddaniel1 (Post 4275265)

ell us all about you. Name, age, where you're From - Dudley/Tipton - West Mids

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 4275469)

Yes. were.

Originally Posted by Patrick.

I use to like Bubble Gum, Euro, Chavy Pop music but now I prefer bands like Pendulum

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4275490)

o___O

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4275493)

is it just me that heard the thread title in their heads as the voice of Soulja Boy?

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4275493)

is it just me that heard the thread title in their heads as the voice of Soulja Boy?

Originally Posted by Niall (Post 4275500)

Solja boy right in ohhhh solja boy right in oh yooooooo


Man do I hate that song. :bored: *Prepares bomb to put in Solja Boy's house*

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4275498)

Those phones at the back of the bus say different.

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4275506)

No one plays Pendulum at the back of the bus.

Me and my mate use to play them on our iPods when no one else was on the bus but other than that!

The only artists played at the back of the bus are Bruno Mars, Rihanna, Guetta and Katy Perry - oh and Bieber.

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4275508)

i am the swan queen

Originally Posted by Niall (Post 4275515)

Here in London if you play music out loud on the bus, you can get your Oyster card confiscated.

Gotta love TFL. :lovedup:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4275508)

i am the swansea queen

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4275514)

I've heard chavs play Pendulum at the back of busses numerous times.

Thus you're statement is devalued.

You really ought to stop with this whole 'If I didn't see or hear it it doesn't exist' thing.

Besides I was taking the piss. Although chavs do play them. And they do suck.

Coincidentally.

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4275518)

:laugh:

Oh BTW during my counselling session the other day because there was an awkward silence whilst she wrote some notes down about how bad my life is - and I was sitting there and was thinking of TiBB and was reminded me of you throwing a bottle of water at a Swan and I literally - no joke busted out laughing and I put my hand over my mouth to cover it but then my ears begun watering and then I thought of you saying 'If the swan had took my iPod in with it I would of chased the bitch into the water'.

My counsellor thought I was crying with sadness and gave me a tissue and I was like rofl.

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 4275529)

wtaf