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Jessica. 18-02-2010 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 30stone (Post 3005001)
What do you call a woman with 2 brian cells?

Spoiler:

Pregnant
That says brian :laugh2:

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:23 PM
An English cat called One, two, three and a french cat called Un, deux, trois were having a swimming race, who won?

Spoiler:

The English cat cos Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq

Jessica. 18-02-2010 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3005016)
An English cat called One, two, three and a french cat called Un, deux, trois were having a swimming race, who won?

Spoiler:

The English cat cos Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq
:laugh2:

30stone 18-02-2010 03:32 PM
Old school jokes coming out.

Jack_ 18-02-2010 03:33 PM
I know a joke

Spoiler:

MeMyselfandI

Stephanie 18-02-2010 03:35 PM
:joker:

Jessica. 18-02-2010 03:36 PM
You have to admit MeMyselfAndI is a bigger joke the me!

Jess.. 18-02-2010 03:37 PM
How do u do that Spoiler thing.

30stone 18-02-2010 03:37 PM
MeMyselfandI should get ip and perm ban.

Jess.. 18-02-2010 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessica.. (Post 3005047)
You have to admit MeMyselfAndI is a bigger joke the me!
don't understand.

Jack_ 18-02-2010 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess.. (Post 3005051)
How do u do that Spoiler thing.
:joker:

Quote:
Originally Posted by 30stone (Post 3005052)
MeMyselfandI should get ip and perm ban.
I agree, but for different reasons.

Stephanie 18-02-2010 03:38 PM
pmsl :L

Jessica. 18-02-2010 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess.. (Post 3005053)
don't understand.
MM&I again :shocked:
stop making accounts!

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:39 PM
What did one snowman say to another snowman?

Spoiler:

Do you smell carrotts?

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess.. (Post 3005051)
How do u do that Spoiler thing.
you put whatever you want inbetween

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:41 PM
I can't do it without making a spoiler lol

InOne 18-02-2010 03:43 PM
Last night the wife said to me that all men generalise.

Opening her mouth and talking ****e .... Typical woman.

Captain.Remy 18-02-2010 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3005016)
An English cat called One, two, three and a french cat called Un, deux, trois were having a swimming race, who won?

Spoiler:

The English cat cos Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq
I don't get it :conf:

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3005091)
I don't get it :conf:
really? said phonetically un deux trois cat sank

andyman 18-02-2010 03:49 PM
Shagged a bird with Brittle Bone disease last night, right little cracker she was.

GypsyGoth 18-02-2010 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3005091)
I don't get it :conf:
:rolleyes:

Captain.Remy 18-02-2010 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3005095)
really? said phonetically un deux trois cat sank
Oh wow lol Can't believe I'm French and I didn't get it. :joker:

Chantel 18-02-2010 03:51 PM
Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock, made from Cadburys chocolate.

She said she prefers Terry's

Captain.Remy 18-02-2010 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 3005098)
:rolleyes:
Your point is...

Niamh. 18-02-2010 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 3005100)
Oh wow lol Can't believe I'm French and I didn't get it. :joker:
I thought you were taking the piss out of me:bawling:


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