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bbfan1991 17-07-2010 01:06 AM

Josie says '' "You could get a few ladies pregnant with that bad boy couldn't you. Oh **** im supposed to be speaking posh"- to Mario

:D:joker::laugh2:.

bbfan1991 17-07-2010 01:20 AM

Josie to John James "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!":laugh2:.

bbfan1991 17-07-2010 01:31 AM

Josie to JJ: ''I've never been a friend with a p*ick like you. I like having relationships with people who are positive...you are not that''.

:joker:

bbfan1991 17-07-2010 10:29 PM

Ben: Josie do you have a question?
Josie: Do you know any Wurzel songs?

:joker:

bbfan1991 20-07-2010 11:16 PM

"I've always wanted a camera man"

:laugh2:

bbfan1991 21-07-2010 10:32 PM

J "Is there a name for that?"
C "Strange"

J "Is there a technical name for that?"
C "Bloody strange!"

Josie and Corin about John James saving every text and recording phone calls:D.

LemonJam 21-07-2010 10:37 PM

I loved last week with the Superhero task when she kept screaming "C'mon ya cougar bitch!" <3

bbfan1991 21-07-2010 11:41 PM

I would've run you a bath, but the bloody plug's broke!

bbfan1991 21-07-2010 11:49 PM

Phew John James is with Mario in the bathroom.. Jose is around somewhere:D.

bbfan1991 22-07-2010 09:18 PM

Josie and Corin about Andrew Stone

''Hes that one off Steps''

:joker: Wrong.

WOMBAI 22-07-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiRTh (Post 3426291)
On John-James - 'When he's in a foot ball kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'When I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

LOL

She's cracking me up. Post your fave Josie quote.

Don't how anyone can find those funny - particularly the chimpanzee one, it makes no sense, not at all witty! She clearly said the first stupid thing that came into her head! :sleep:

BigBrotherfan4ever 22-07-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbfan1991 (Post 3539260)
Josie and Corin about Andrew Stone

''Hes that one off Steps''

:joker: Wrong.

Do you know something, when i first saw him yesterday, i thought that it was him.:blush:

bbfan1991 22-07-2010 09:43 PM

"I'm like Bristols biggest molester in the BB house!"

:D

bbfan1991 22-07-2010 10:21 PM

Josie to Andrew "There is no way you're a virgin. You're too dirty and too smooth."

:laugh:

bbfan1991 23-07-2010 04:16 PM

Josie to Andrew “If you weren’t 19, you’d be in a lot of trouble, young man”

:p:D

charmingmissc 23-07-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3539294)
Don't how anyone can find those funny - particularly the chimpanzee one, it makes no sense, not at all witty! She clearly said the first stupid thing that came into her head! :sleep:

it reminds her there are people worse off than she is.

WOMBAI 23-07-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbfan1991 (Post 3509869)
Josie to JJ: ''I've never been a friend with a p*ick like you. I like having relationships with people who are positive...you are not that''.

:joker:

She just lusts after the 'negative' ones - especially if they are a good-looking Aussie! :sleep:

WOMBAI 23-07-2010 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charmingmissc (Post 3543338)
it reminds her there are people worse off than she is.

I know what it means - but people talk as if her quotes are funny - that wasn't at all funny, just silly!

charmingmissc 23-07-2010 04:22 PM

you are right, it is not funny.

ange7 23-07-2010 04:39 PM

Josie to JJ in snug after Keeva left
:"I don't hate keeva...I do feel for her"
JJ"I'll admit I thought at first she was a bitch like everyone else did but I grew to like her"
Josie:"I didn't, I thought she was nice then I realised she was a bitch"
http://s3.amazonaws.com/gc-bigthumb/...uH7c_1lcTe.gif
Congrats Josie. 1st, 2nd and 3rd to stick the boot into Keeva after she left.

bbfan1991 23-07-2010 06:32 PM

''I think I might be a little bit gay sometimes''...

:joker:

bbfan1991 23-07-2010 06:34 PM

"John James is as about as romantic as a fish"

:D

bbfan1991 23-07-2010 06:57 PM

Josie apologises to JJ: "Sorry if I keep accidentally touching your didgerdoo".

Probably deliberate:shocked:.

bbfan1991 25-07-2010 09:14 AM

"I have laughed so much in here. Quite a few times I've laughed till I'm crying."

:) Awww.

bbfan1991 25-07-2010 09:52 AM

Josie: Even if every one hates me out there I know every one in here loves me. Probably didn't do meself any favours with the old jealousy thing.

:(


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