That takes some practise ...

Not for Chuck Norris

Buns of steel eh?

Out of curiosity.. u ever tried it?

Not with a cucumber

with what did you try it?...

Nuthinn, as if i would..sure im comfortable with my sexuality but that's taking things a little to far, i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks

Try a courgette :laugh:

Are you implying he is a tight ar5e Scooby? :laugh:

looks around... it doesn't appear to be locked.... *shrugs*

yep you could say that stropz:spin2:

Gladders must have dreamed it... :puzzled:

dreamed what ?

I actually misread.

But 1 thing to do with a cucumber is chop it up. and try and throw each piece in the air and catch it in your mouth.
or if your daring. do it whole.

Gladders must have dreamed that this thread got locked.. cuz he mentioned it in the other thread.. which is now locked..

B&Q are having a sale on padlocks.. 25% off. :bigsmile:

Stropz .. stop it!! lolol Ya mad rebel:joker:

:hello::hello::hello::hello: very funny that one stropz

Bludgeon a certain FM to death with it. The cucumber I mean. This thread's gone off topic.

yeah, it has.. shocking really.. time it was locked..

*Get yer padlocks here.. 2 for a pound... 2 for a pound.. :laugh:

2 things to do with a cucumber:

1. Smack Gladders around with it
2. Refer to #1

niceee..

another thing to do with it

( refer to Stropz #1 )

Carve the cucumber into a key shape then unlock the SMC thread with it.

Well. I suppose there is always the quick reversal.

Peace \/

Now that is the best idea i've heard all day..good thinkin Lusardi

Yes, let's make stupid remarks to see if James will lock it, so we can go on with our sad little lives, that much happier because we got a thread on an internet forum locked.

why not lock them all untill bb7 is back :sleep::sleep::sleep: