going to the Winchester, having a pint and waiting for all this to blow over

The Kaiser Chiefs must be feeling pretty smug right now.

LMAO :laugh2:

idgi

Gavin from Autoglass has 1 hell of a job on his hands after these riots.

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Scotland, Where we're too lazy to riot

Smashing up your own city because you have the IQ of a ham sandwich

"HMV's been looted but Swagger Jagger CD's r still on the shelves"

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Not rioting because Aston's already a shithole

Cher's got the rioters in check.

Keith Lemon's been spotted at the London Riots. Smashing back doors in.

Going to pick up your benifits but realizing you burnt down the post office

Meowing at the back door because you can't get in

Looks like Africa will be hosting comic relief for england.

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Not rioting in Newcastle cause our police would'nt give a sh1t anyway


I refuse to like it though, am a bit of a snob with FB pages and ' wouldn't ' isnt right D:

Can't be bothered making a thread for this but they're great

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Not rioting in London because my tracksuit is in the wash.

"Hello Rioters, Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting."

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Looting your gyal some fresh weave cos you think she's the one

Im in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together