The burping task >>>>>>>

Also it's the episode where Anton is evicted so double >> @ that

That and the house of cards task are her best eps :clap1: (so far anyway - I've still got Day 43 onwards until she walks to enjoy her presence :flutter:)

They're the only ones worth remembering anyway :love: (and Tashie, robbed first boot goddess)

*yawn*

What's that supposed to mean http://i.imgur.com/1lsFatZ.gif

~Day 43~
This ep was a weird one because it was an episode with 25 minutes worth of recapping each of the last 7 days... so there was only about 15 mins of actual action from Day 43 :laugh: But Jem was still flawless when on-screen, even if she was only on screen for like 2 minutes <3

-Jem clocked Aaron after she survived the eviction;

Jem: "Aaron I think me and you need to have a chat at some point later on"
Aaron: "Well after what you've been saying about me I don't really see the point"
Jem: "Well everything I've said to you I've said to your face"
Aaron: "Well Jay and Anton saw things that you've been saying as well"
Jem: "Yeah, to your face -_-"

-Jem saying how she "prides herself" on saying everything to peoples faces <333

Yeah that's pretty much it :flutter:

Tom and Alex were godawful. But Tom on BOTS >>>

Jhem st.palmer ‏@Jemmapalmer 8 mins8 minutes ago
"@ILLUMlNATI: I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries, or cares in the world." Never had that luxury

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~Day 42~
-lmfaoooooooo Jem cheering at joy about the burping secret mission and going WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN LET'S DOOO ITTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and telling Faye that all that will happen is that she'll get a silence ban for a week <3333 :joker:
-"WELL IF HE RLY LOVES YOU THEN HE WON'T CARE" "He doesn't love me" "K SO WHAT'S THE POINT" #Jemownage
-lmfao Aaron's such a twat, wanting Jem to get evicted NOW because she burped in his face 3x :\ it's okay Jem takes it well by going TRUE COLORSSSSSSSSSS and cackling on the couch :joker: (meanwhile earth angel Louise Cliffe is all WOT, COS SHE BURPED? IT'S NOT LIKE SHE KILLED ANYONE)
-(Jem reacts to the secret mission so far) *brushes hair* DICKHEAD...
-Faye wants to quit and Jem goes OFF about how she doesn't like her boyfriend and she hopes that he gets evicted as soon as possible :joker: "I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE AND MOTHER AND EVERYONE WATCHING WILL MAKE JUDGMENTS LIKE 'THAT'S A DICKHEAD' " I love how Mum Palmer is such a recurring character in their fights :joker: the Palmer family has such an intrigue
-awwww Faye's upset that Jem's trying to upset her but Jem just doesn't like it when someone messes with her sister's heart ;_; so sweet <3
-Jem also had a gr8 DR about how Aaron's not a good person if he's getting this uptight about a burp, and then BB informs her that she has six more minutes to get two more burps in so she goes and burps a **** ton of times while Harry's telling Aaron a story about his dead dog :joker::joker::joker: ****ing DONE
-;_; Jem wants to walk because of the whole situation and Faye's upset but Jem keeps burping from all the fizzy pop :joker:
-BB: What could happen between you and Faye that would make you want to stay?
Jem: For Aaron to leave *laugh*
<33333333
-lmfao Jem burping thirteen times to Faye's two burps :joker: <3
-Jem wants to walk because she misses real life and her cats lmfao but then it gets sad because she never thought that she’d have proper friends and now she does and she can’t get anything else out of this now that she knows that people like the real her :( <3
-The Palmers have another touching moment where they're crying because all they can do is give each other advice and then it's up to the other to do what they want with it, and then they hug and cry and Faye says that she really doesn't want Jem to leave and Jem cries that she loves Faye so much <333333 such a tearjerker moment
-lmfaooooooooooo and then it's the eviction and the crowd is chanting JAY! JAY! and Louise is sitting there chanting along and pumping her fists with the crowd :joker::joker::joker: and then somehow *JEM* gets the second most votes :joker: such an absurd result even three and a half years later lmfao <33333

It's been almost a week since we've had a proper Palmer sister episode (they had that small (small by their standards) fight about the bathroom about a week ago but before that I think the last big one was over Jem taking Jay to the gym) and this one was sooooooooooooo good

Jem's reaction pic <33

Jem was ****ing hideous.

~Day 43~
-Jem: hey Aaron we should probably have a chat sometime soon k?
Aaron: tbh you burned the bridges :\ :\ :\ I know what you've been saying at me
Jem: ya ik I told you to your face :duh:
Aaron: NO, ANTON AND JAY SAW STUFF WHEN THEY WERE EVICTED
Jem: um I said that to your face too :tard: whatever, I extended the olive branch and you declined it :smug:
JEMOWANGE
-that was rly it, the rest of the episode was just Aaron being shocked that Jem came in second because he doesn't like her (x_x as if who he likes should be a reason for people to vote to save someone) and then Aaron being an emotional terrorist to Faye about the Jem situation

I think I've watched Day 44 already but must've forgot to recap it, ah well I'm sure Troy will deliver the goods <3

I have 5 more Jem episodes left so I should finish this up soon right? To get us all in the mood here's a top 10 YT comment from Anton's eviction episode

Abdiqayum Mujahid 4 months ago
woow Thank you British public for saving my girl Jem & getting the second most votes.
really really appreciate. much regards all the way from KENYA

~Day 44~
-alol Jem keeps talking about how Faye made herself look like a SILLY BILLY last night bc she crawled back into Aaron's bed, and Jem didn't hesitate to let Faye know about herself :joker: and now Jem wants to leave bc she's not going to watch Faye make a fool out of herself and (surprise) Faye gets all whiny about it
-lollll Faye and Jem making animal noises to annoy Harry off of his rowing machine :joker:
-aww Jem is so charitable letting Alex win the rowing task <3 such a kind soul
-"Faye has been waiting on the sofa for the past 17 minutes waiting for her sister to leave the Diary Room" and "Jem and Faye have been arguing for 1 hour and 13 minutes" rly sums it all up
-so Faye and Jem had a BIG BLOW UP and... it rly didn't entertain me at all? :( it was a fight about Jem wanting to quit and it was just rly dark and not fun and kinda uncomfy and I didn't rly side with Jem at all. THAT BEING SAID Faye's voice was annoying as **** and her general demeanor was too so I didn't side with her either. IDK, it was just an unfun fight to watch :\

alol I haven't missed this atrocious series at all thank god I'm almost done.

~Day 45~
-alol there's all this dramatic buildup about whether or not Jem will walk and then she goes into the DR all I'D LIKE TO STAY PLEASE :] :joker:
-and then Faye and Jem are worried that they'll be nominated against each other but they make a pact to both walk if that happens <3 they're really sweet and adorable when they're not trying to rip each other's heads off
-:rolleyes: Aaron of all people says that Jem is awkward and uncomfortable gtfoh
-alol Jem won the "draw the line from the red dot to the blue dot" task and won a visit to a beautician and when she had to choose someone to join her she was reluctantly all WELL IF I DON'T CHOOSE FAYE SHE'LL BE DEVASTATED :\ lmfao :joker:
-aww and then Jem endorses Faye to win bc she's her sister, and Alex or Tom to win bc they're good people who have good hearts and are fun and speak their mind <3 I agree boo, I agree

I know we're all devastated that I'm near the end of my Jem Journey *BUT* next episode is family and friend nominations so I can't wait to relive Jem cackling in Aaron's face and cheering each time he received a nomination <333333

~Day 46~
-yawn more Aaron and Harry hating on Jem :\ Harry saying that he wants to crush her with some harsh words and Aaron saying don’t stoop to her level (n.b. Jem hasn't even done anything to Aaron and they haven't spoken in like five days)
-omg family nominations are AMAZING this is the best Jem performance by far...

(Jay's mum nominates Aaron for treating Faye like **** and making her part of his gameplan) WOOHOO! *fist pump*
(Jem's boyfriend says that he doesn't like Aaron) YES!!!!!!
(Tom tries to assure Faye that the public have only seen the bad parts of her and Aaron and none of the good) NOPE THEY SHOWED EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS :smug: THEY'VE BEEN SHOWING WHAT I SAW THE WHOLE TIME :doublesmug:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
-Faye's understandably melting down over nominations and it's really sad and Jem's doing a good job of comforting her until... I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE LIGHT BECAUSE THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY CLOSE TO YOU AND UNDERSTAND HOW YOU WORK ARE BASICALLY WARNING YOU
:joker::joker::joker:

this might've been my favorite Jem performance ever tbh? it's so petty and bitchy and self-satisfied and righteous and just amazing all around while Aaron is shaking uncontrollably and squirming in his seat and on suicide watch, all while she's cackling and screaming and pumping her first in the biggest "I told you so" moment ever <3

~Day 47~
-k so the first, like, two-thirds of this episode was unimportant on the Jem spectrum because it was one of those episodes that is All About The Task so it was just Jem placing bets on things
-*THEN* Jem reveals yet again that she wants to walk so that Faye can sort her differences with Aaron out and have fun and not be torn in two directions and so they don't squabble all the time and Faye doesn't get evicted for it. It was really sweet and Jem mentioned how she saw how happy Faye looked when Aaron was doing his karaoke to High School Musical (:yuk:) and it seemed like The Turning Point for Jem :( she realizes that her being there is messing with Faye's head and she's driving a wedge between her and Aaron and she should just leave and let them sort things out. It was a really poignant DR but of course, in typical Jem fashion, she has to let us know that she still thinks that Aaron's a sneak and a snake and she's so sick of how it's always about Faye, whether it be Faye's feelings or her body image or getting Faye a job or guarding Faye form certain people :joker: and BB is trying to guilt Jem by asking if she's being selfish (ew on BB's part for implying this) and Jem is just like "ya but what of it? Faye's done so many selfish things and I've forgiven her so :shrug:" and BB asks her if she feels guilty that people have already voted to save her and Jem was just like "eh yeah but they don't know what it's like in here" <333333

I watched this yesterday but forgot to update, silly me! This is unfortunately the last installment :(

~Day 48~
-Jem is going to walk :( I liked what she said about how people are obsessed with staying in as long as possible but she's not <3 go against the status quo girl
-Jem said in the DR that she's going to walk because she's having a negative effect on the house and is obsessed with the whole Aaron thing and her brain spiraled out of control. There's something really endearing about someone who truly loses their mind on reality TV :( and then of course BB is pulling out their last trick to get her to stay by telling her that Faye will be nominated if she walks and she can't tell Faye this :\
-in typical Jem fashion she has a fight with Faye! Jem said that she has to make her decision in twenty minutes and she's not sure what to do and Faye is just like "um you're miserable so it's easy just walk" and Jem yells at her that it's not that ****ing simple and throws her plate on the ground and storms inside <3 gotta love one last Palmer sister bicker
-awww Jem told Aaron to snap Faye back into place since he has a positive influence on her and she's worried that the public won't like how emotional she is, it's really sad to see her realize that she essentially lost her sister to this gormless **** of a human being :(
-omg the scene in the bedroom where Jem's tearing up and telling Faye that she's a strong person and she's so proud of her and she wants her to have a ****ing amazing time and Faye is hysterically crying that she's so scared about getting booed on Friday is so raw n real, and Jem's comforting her by saying that the public will understand what she's going through and that her little heart is breaking :( like say what you want about Jem but her presence provided us with the most human drama of the whole series. This scene in particular was rly poignant and touching <3
-and then Jem walks! She got a really nice Best Bits-esque montage and she got some good goodbyes in right before she walked <3 justice for Jem

so yeah, I'm done with this thread except for maybe a funale update or whatever else! Thanks to everyone for tuning in and I hope I converted a few more people to the church of Jem. I genuinely have no clue how people consider her boring, especially when you consider what BB12 was like before she came in. The Palmer sisters are like a bickering TAR team and the Aaron-Faye-Jem triangular relationship was the realest drama that a series like BB12 could produce. I'm sure these next two weeks are going to suck without The People's Princess tbh.

Thank you Troy for enlightening those not aware of Jen's greatness <333

Who's next? May I suggest Laura "Wangers" Williams, Gossip Cookie Monster Vanessa or Moaning Nicky Maxwell? All very underrated gems </3

We are still waiting for him to justify goddess Rice.

I meant to post this a while ago back when the board was down but,

~Day 50 BOTS~
-alol when Harry was evicted and he talked about how Aaron's a massive gameplayer who pulls strings and plays with people's minds and has a checklist of what to do to win since he's such a BB fan and how he only told Faye that he loves her to get a few extra votes, and Jem sat there all self-satisfied all "YEAH EXACTLY! SEE? I'M NOT MAD! I'M NOT MAAAAADDDDDD" :joker::joker::joker: queen <3

stop trying to make Jem happen

it's not going to happen

:joker: