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hot2go 17-07-2016 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8825791)
'I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN MY LIFE'

Some are crying, others swooning,
At vile creature Jason's mooning.
Though it was brief and just for fun
What has this dirty old man done?

His indecency is worse than all the rest,
Like Marco sucking on Laura's breast.
Or when wrinkly Jayne made us cringe
By flashing her old cobwebbed minge.

So pervy Jason deserves our hate
For 'tis worse than the racism of Andrew Tate.
And it is surely far more gross and shocking
Than when kind Laura took Marco's cock in.

Or Evelyn and Laura with bare tits bouncing.
So 'Swoon, Faint. this beast needs trouncing.
Dirty Jason's flash was quicker - fair enough
Than Marco and Alex when they were in the buff.

But it's different 'cos THEY are young and HOT
ALL the things which OLD MAN Jase is not.
So you Jason-Lovers should understand our rage,
It's NOT what he did - it's his fecking AGE.


p.s.

This ditty ain't pretty and nor is it made,
because of the OP joke by sweet Amy Jade
No, I penned it in irritation, somewhat hastily,
To expose some Jase-Haters HYPOCRISY.


So brilliant Kirk...:joker:

Kazanne 17-07-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8825791)
'I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN MY LIFE'

Some are crying, others swooning,
At vile creature Jason's mooning.
Though it was brief and just for fun
What has this dirty old man done?

His indecency is worse than all the rest,
Like Marco sucking on Laura's breast.
Or when wrinkly Jayne made us cringe
By flashing her old cobwebbed minge.

So pervy Jason deserves our hate
For 'tis worse than the racism of Andrew Tate.
And it is surely far more gross and shocking
Than when kind Laura took Marco's cock in.

Or Evelyn and Laura with bare tits bouncing.
So 'Swoon, Faint. this beast needs trouncing.
Dirty Jason's flash was quicker - fair enough
Than Marco and Alex when they were in the buff.

But it's different 'cos THEY are young and HOT
ALL the things which OLD MAN Jase is not.
So you Jason-Lovers should understand our rage,
It's NOT what he did - it's his fecking AGE.


p.s.

This ditty ain't pretty and nor is it made,
because of the OP joke by sweet Amy Jade
No, I penned it in irritation, somewhat hastily,
To expose some Jase-Haters HYPOCRISY.

:joker::joker::clap1::clap1: Shall I tell Hog he's sacked or shall you ?:hehe:

kirklancaster 17-07-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hot2go (Post 8826178)
So brilliant Kirk...:joker:

:laugh: Thanks H2G - it makes it worthwhile when someone actually READS the drivel I write. :hee:

kirklancaster 17-07-2016 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826179)
:joker::joker::clap1::clap1: Shall I tell Hog he's sacked or shall you ?:hehe:

:laugh: Hog is my inspiration Kaz. You tell him. :laugh:

Vanessa 17-07-2016 01:08 PM

Oh please. The others have exposed themselves plenty of times. But of course, it's okay for them but Jason is not allowed. :hee:

rusticgal 17-07-2016 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollface (Post 8825543)
Well, let me help you understand how I translated it. People deem it unacceptable for women to flash their bits, but these same people don't say anything when a man does the same thing (for example; Jason getting his bum out). Amy saying "Dirty pig? :spin:" was her sarcastically asking these people if they deem Jason a dirty pig for flashing, considering they find Lateysha abhorrent for doing the same thing. So... that's how I came to the realisation that Amy's thread is about treating men and women equally. It really isn't complicated lol, I'm sure if you really thought about it, you'd see exactly why i'm right.

No it's not complicated...please don't patronise. You call me confused..I think you are naive but hey ho....

We will simply agree to disagree...because as I said before its my interpretation against yours and knowing Amy's dislike of Jason it was a baiting post. So it doesn't make you right and it doesn't make me wrong...so let's just agree to disagree...

rusticgal 17-07-2016 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jet (Post 8825571)
Oh get real. The thread was started to take another pop at Jason, nothing more, nothing less.
I never thought I'd see the day when a man showing 2 inches of his bum for 2 seconds would justify a 5 page thread (to date.)


Thank you Jet...totally agree with you.

-Sue- 17-07-2016 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jan S (Post 8825359)
he showed a little bit of bum, though his jacket mostly covered it - far less than the other housemates mentioned. from the cheeky flash i saw, he has one nice bum :cool:

and thank goodness this forum allows me to turn off sigs. i no longer have to look at lateysha's bum 20 times* a thread :nono:


*wild approximation ;)

hHAHA yep I had to turn off sig's too lol

Kazanne 17-07-2016 02:36 PM

Jason does not walk round in skimpy undies(Unfortunately)he does not let someone get his tit out to suck,he does not wear clothes that are obviously too small he doesn't FLAUNT his bits, he doesn't talk about effing someone up the arse and he doesn't defile a Zebra how basic and common does that sound when reading it back ,infact just like the very people who do all these things, so whether it was a joke or not what Jason did and what others do is worlds apart,

Kazanne 17-07-2016 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Sue- (Post 8826339)
hHAHA yep I had to turn off sig's too lol

I hope you haven't turned mine off Sue :hehe: Mr Butler getting his weapon out:joker::joker:

Jan S 17-07-2016 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826350)
I hope you haven't turned mine off Sue :hehe: Mr Butler getting his weapon out:joker::joker:

wait - what am i missing?

-Sue- 17-07-2016 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826350)
I hope you haven't turned mine off Sue :hehe: Mr Butler getting his weapon out:joker::joker:

ooh I do love a bit of butler who needs a good book when you can have an early night and dream in 'butlervision' ;)

Kazanne 17-07-2016 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jan S (Post 8826355)
wait - what am i missing?

:joker::joker::joker:

Kazanne 17-07-2016 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Sue- (Post 8826361)
ooh I do love a bit of butler who needs a good book when you can have an early night and dream in 'butlervision' ;)

A woman of impeccable taste:hug::hug:

-Sue- 17-07-2016 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826364)
A woman of impeccable taste:hug::hug:

heh yep the ugly truth is I am a law abiding citizen who has called the bounty hunter to take out Hughie next VTE ;):joker:

kirklancaster 17-07-2016 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jan S (Post 8826355)
wait - what am i missing?

Nothing Jan - just an old photo which Kaz INSISTED on taking of me flashing my manhood at her when I was employed as her butler. :hee:

-Sue- 17-07-2016 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8826368)
Nothing Jan - just an old photo which Kaz INSISTED on taking of me flashing my manhood at her when I was employed as her butler. :hee:

OMG we must discuss this in OT forum ;) we may need proof...yes a post it to hide your dignity will do ;)

Jan S 17-07-2016 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826362)
:joker::joker::joker:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8826368)
Nothing Jan - just an old photo which Kaz INSISTED on taking of me flashing my manhood at her when I was employed as her butler. :hee:

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Sue- (Post 8826369)
OMG we must discuss this in OT forum ;) we may need proof...yes a post it to hide your dignity will do ;)

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

hot2go 17-07-2016 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826345)
Jason does not walk round in skimpy undies(Unfortunately)he does not let someone get his tit out to suck,he does not wear clothes that are obviously too small he doesn't FLAUNT his bits, he doesn't talk about effing someone up the arse and he doesn't defile a Zebra how basic and common does that sound when reading it back ,infact just like the very people who do all these things, so whether it was a joke or not what Jason did and what others do is worlds apart,

Well it must be worlds apart because I watched the show and I didn't even notice him doing it. So if something so insignificant is what people are focusing on as his bad points then there obv aren't those many bad points to begin with.

Jan S 17-07-2016 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8826362)
:joker::joker::joker:

i had to turn them back on to see then realised it ain't nuthin' i've not seen before :smug:

susie q 17-07-2016 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 8825182)
I'm just fcuking gutted I missed it,:hee:

Me too, is there a clip of it somewhere.:cheer2:

-Sue- 17-07-2016 04:05 PM

I must have blinked n missed it ;) ...sorry which ep HL was this? (struggling without access to c5 episodes)
see now I am craving a Jason 'moonie'/ 'flash'

Cherie 17-07-2016 04:08 PM

It was on Fridays ep during Ryan's organised dance

Oaker 17-07-2016 04:08 PM

Why hasn't he been ejected for this yet

-Sue- 17-07-2016 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 8826483)
It was on Fridays ep during Ryan's organised dance

ahh ty :)


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