fell asleep before I could update this again yesterday whoops

Day 66:
-Rachel in the cupcake costume :love:
-*Rachel is tasting the ugly af cake and saying how good it tastes*
Rex: OH MY GOD, do you not think you’re slightly biased?
Rachel: Do you not think that perhaps you just don’t want to hear the nice comments about other people?
I’m bald.
-lmao Rachel being soooo charitable in her cupcake judging and crowning Kat, Mikey, and Nicole the winners :joker::joker::joker: everyone is being soooooooooo awful to and about her though, it’s legitimately HARROWING bc Rex and Darnell and Mo and Stuart just won’t let it the **** go and Rex especially is suuuuch a ****ing bully
-ugh and then Rachel’s DR breaks my heart about how nobody is letting it go and they’re going ON AND ON AND ON AND ON but she’s glad that she didn’t get intimidated into changing her mind bc it would’ve been easy to choose Heaven as the winners but she stands by Hell having the better cake (:joker:) but now she’s just questioning all her friendships and relationships since pretty much the whole house is upset with her :(

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:love:

DR Uncut:
-lmao Rachel says in the DR that she’s not the best but not the worst Head of House and then BB tells her that the house is falling into CHAOS bc people, mainly Mohamed, are sleeping and not wearing their microphones and he isn’t wearing his socks and sandals
-lmao and then she goes into the DR all happy after she and Rex go to Hell to help them clean and BB lays into her bc Rex and Nicole are canoodling in bed instead of cleaning :joker: poor Rachel
-Rachel telling Mo about himself for wanting to open another mystery envelope when five or six people haven’t opened one yet including Dale who is nominated! Queen of fairness :love:
-aww Rachel’s so thankful for her video message from home :love: and she’s right, her boyfriend WAS looking good :eyes:
-alollll I can’t get over the aesthetic of cupcake Rachel in the DR where you can barely see her head out of the costume :joker:
-awww Rachel’s having a really sad DR about how she’s FINALLY realizing after the cake fiasco that maybe Rex doesn’t care about her at all as a friend since he’s always a jerk to her :( :( :( my heart breaks </3

Day 67:
-very low-key episode for our Rachel. She was super supportive of Kat after she messed up the barber shop task and we learned that Rachel didn't want to cut too much of her hair bc it takes her hair a long time to grow back!

Day 68:
-Rachel had another episode where she didn't really do much but she received SIX mother****ing nominations and omg if I didn't know how it ended I'd be sweating bullets bc BBLB all predicted Rachel would get evicted and she's up against ****ing Stuart who should naturally get the frau vote? a bunch of Rachel's noms were because she hangs out with Kat just so she can do better since Kat's the favorite to win, and that's HIRARIOUS given that Rachel actually wins :love:

yay a new day means I get to watch two episodes

Day 69:
-very ominous how Rachel whispered to Kat that she's scared right before noms were revealed :worry: and poor Rachel's already writing herself off bc there's no way she'll beat Stu :( the Rachel/Kat moment after nom reveal was sooooo cute though, how they were both telling each other not to worry and not to cry, only for them to both start crying at the same time :love:
-Mikey/Kat having the joint SUPPORT RACHEL DR session :love::love::love: #truefriends
-of course ****ing Rex starts spinning some bull**** about how the Mikey/Kat joint DR was BAD for Rachel bc it means if she survives the eviction, which she won't because Rex's predictions are SPOT ON according to him :rolleyes:, she didn't survive on her own merit but bc her friends are popular. THANKFULLY Rachel was just like "um I didn't tell anyone to go and campaign for me and you shouldn't even worry about it if you think I'm getting evicted?" :love:

OH and I need to edit this into my Day 66 update bc this happened when Cupcake Rachel was judging the two cakes.

I’m bald.

Rachel's HoH :love:

Oh yes! I've watched it knowing she would win, but I guess I would've been on the edge of my seat had I watched it live :worry:

Day 70:
-aww poor Rachel is distraught over the goldfish looking sick and swimming on their sides :( thankfully BB gave her some medication to help them :love:
-omg Rachel in the egg-and-spoon race completing over 200 laps while singing EGG EGGY EGGY or whatever song she made up, all while Stuart and Lisa and others are FUMING at her being all happy-go-lucky and ^_^ it was such a perfect scene that embodied everything about the Rachel experience lmao, she's upbeat and HAPPY and a generally normal person but everyone else thinks she's deranged bc she doesn't suffer from a personality disorder
-aww poor Rachel is crying bc Heaven the goldfish died :( and ****ing Nicole is laughing at the death and rolling her eyes at Rachel's reaction omfg :rolleyes: but Rachel is really sad over this lmao like she thinks it's her fault and she wonders what else she could have done differently and it's kind of adorable
-alol Mikey and Kat are still PISSED and are trying to suss out who nominated Rachel and why they did, they're so gonna get punished bc they're blatantly talking about reasons why Rachel could've been nominated :joker:

fell asleep last night before I posted this whoops

Day 71:
-:o Rachel getting booed
-aww and then in the HLs Rachel was so sweet comforting Mohamed and telling him not to change, queen of seeing the good in people, even human garbage :love:
-k then Darnell and Stuart are being annoying about nominations and how Rachel and Kathreya like EVERYONE and Rachel is just calmly like "well you can still like someone and nominate them :rolleyes:" :love:
-k and then Rachel was WAY too nice inserting herself into the Nicole/Rex/Mohamed drama over Mo drinking the extra ciders, like everyone in that argument was awful beyond belief and poor Rachel just wanted her friends to get along again :( what a saint she is
-yayyyy Rachel lives #GoodbyeStu

Day 72:
-yay Rachel getting a ~favorite things~ party bc she survives eviction! Her favorite nonalcoholic drink is bottled water :joker: me too sis, me too
-lmao Rex is suuuuuuuuuch a douche, talking about how a bunch of stupid people voted to save Rachel and more Welsh people must have TVs than he thought, and how it's a shame that she only survived bc of Kat and Mikey's fanbases :rolleyes: thankfully Rachel is all ^_^ and Mikey just yells at Rex to shut the **** up bc he's a tosser who's mad that he predicted the eviction wrong :love:
-Rachel has such an ~eclectic~ music taste, her party played Jump Around by House of Pain, then the Britney version of I Love Rock n Roll, then Girls Aloud (Sexy! No No No), and THEN Crazy in Love? she and Kat looked like they had a great time while Mo and Rex and Nicole seethed back in the house :devil:

DR Uncut:
-Rachel praising Mikey as the PERFECT Head of House bc he’s firm but fair <3 friendship goals
-alol and now she’s fantasizing about Davina giving her grapes as a gift during her eviction interview :joker:
-yuuuup, Mo’s already feeling guilty for nominating Rachel :rolleyes: it wouldn’t have changed anything but still, it’s good to hear everyone else and himself included talk about how he made a stupid decision!
-tsk tsk Lisa’s saying that Rachel was selfish during her Head of House and it backfired on her so that’s why she’s nominated?!?!?! idk, the Lisa/Rachel one-sided hatemance is fascinating, as are most things regarding Lisa :joker:
-****ing Rex and Nicole parroting each other about how Rachel isn’t as nice in the Diary Room and THAT’S WHY SHE’LL BE EVICTED!!!!! I don’t know about thaaaaat…
-WOW Rachel queen of weight loss, dropping like 8 sizes (idk WOMEN’S CLOTHES like Mikey Hughes does but that sounds like a lot)

Hi girls,

After a near two month hiatus because life got in the way of things, I am ready to SLOWLY take this back on and hopefully finish by June! So get ready... you'll never been ready... memba *I* told ya.

(watching BBUK outside of the summer months is suuuuuuch a mistake btw, and if I ever try to do this again someone slap me pls x)

I'm prepared for the resurrection of this thread!

Get that Rice bowl ready!

Day 73:
-aww, Rachel had a sweet DR about how she was prepared to get evicted but she's so happy to still be in the house, and everyone thought she was gonna be evicted bc she doesn't make much of an impact or stand out but she knows who she is and she's ready to annoy everyone for another week :love: that was pretty much it for her though lol

DR Uncut:
-Rachel supporting Mo and Kat in Jail and keeping them company while pissing off Nicole bc she can’t understand why anyone would ever be nice ever :love:
-omg such a cute Rachel DR about how she’s had an amazing time in here and she’s loved it and she made some true friends in here :love:
-and then poor Rachel can JUST SEE that she’s gonna get evicted :( I don’t know about thaaaaaaat –Sandra Diaz-Twine –Macie Lightfoot
-encouraging Kat to think about all the positive qualities she has <3 we all need a friend like Rachel!
-aww Mo is saying in the DR that Rachel getting evicted would change the dynamics bc Kat and Mikey would be down and he doesn’t want her to get evicted either
-Rachel racking up that positive SPV with a sweet DR from Kat after she survived eviction! And then Rachel gets her own DR too about how everyone’s just hoping to get to the final because they’re so close yet so far

Day 74:
-another UTR episode for Rachel, her only real moment was when she was Kat were comforting Nicole bc she was crying for like the eighth time that very episode over not fitting in and nobody liking her and wanting to walk and blah blah blah

Day 75:
-Rachel almost got nominated :o but it's hilarious bc Lisa/Rachel have a weird UTR nominations feud, Sara has repeatedly nominated Rachel every week (the consistency makes me laugh :love:), and Nicole just bitches about how Rachel's so desperate to win and licks Kat's arse when it's so the other way around
-Rachel's only moments were UTR ones like exercising with Mikey and asking what a walrus was when Darnell was dared to act like one :joker: teacher of the year!

Day 76:
-Rachel helping Mikey with the Thriller dance late at night in B-Block :love: it was her only real moment of screentime but thank GOD there's someone in the house who actually treats Mikey like a human being who deserves respect and attention

Day 77:
-QUEEN of instigating arguments! They were rehearsing for Thriller and Rachel whispered to Mohamed something about how she's worried about stepping ahead of Nicole, so then Mohamed told her not to look at Nicole bc they'll fail the shopping task but then Nicole overheard and she and Mo got into a fight :joker:
-and then she was super supportive of Kat when she was released from jail right before they had to do the music video :love: #friendship

fell asleep again last night whoops!

Day 78:
-Rachel didn't do ANYTHING noteworthy alol! I think she's getting ready for a big last two weeks :)

Queen of doing nothing and making people fall asleep and STILL bagging a hundwed gwand. :clap1:

Day 79:
-WIG! Rex is being a twat (surprise) when Rachel says the public is very clever and he just goes "oh yeah, Rachel lives in the big world and knows everything :rolleyes:" and Rachel quips back "oh yeah, Rex knows EVERYTHING bc he always predicts the evictions and he's always been right :)" I'm bald.
-and then she and Kat are talking in the Bathroom about how Nicole kinda ruined their friendship with Rex but it's his loss! Queen of looking at the glass half-full :love:
-and then Rachel does a sweet job comforting Kat when she's crying after her random fight with Rex
-once Nicole gets evicted, Darnell gets randomly pissed at Rachel and Kat bc they sat next to Sara on the couches :conf: he's suuuuuch a turd but Rachel really handles it so well <3
-near the end of the ep Rachel and Kat are having another talk in the bathroom and Rachel's suuuuch a good friend, telling Kat to not let other people bring her down bc she hasn't done anything wrong and if Nicole doesn't like them then that's her choice and maybe it just didn't work bc they're in the house and not in the real world