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TiBBOaks - Episode 5.
Saturday AM.

Opening Sequence:
"One" by U2 ( the version featuring Mary J Blige) is playing over the shots. LemonJam is sat in an armchair with his baby, hushing it and rocking it gently. He looks over at a wedding photo and then to the clock on the wall. We cut to Princess/Annie's dormitory, where a pile of crumpled bodies lie on the sofa. Hair is a mess, and several items of clothing are torn. Lauren pulls herself out of the wreckage and heads to the bathroom. We then cut to GhettoSuperstar dropping two tablets into a glass of water, and clutching his head whilst turning down the radio in frustration. The music fades as he does so.

Scene One - Fom's house.
Fom: Hangover?
GhettoSuperstar: Nuh, I just really hate U2. YES a bloody hangover!
Fom: Just asking. You were gulping that wine down last night.
GhettoSuperstar: Yeah, well, whatcha gonna do?
Fom: Be sober.
He smiles condescendingly and picks up a briefcase and heads out.

Scene Two - Lauren emerges from her bathroom looking considerably better. She's reapplied her makeup and has had a shower. She looks over at the still snoring bodies, including Mark, Annie and Satisfaction. She receives a text saying "I'm outside." and she heads out.

Scene Three - Sia's house. Fom enters the front door, catching her off-guard.
Sia: Jesus!
Fom: I don't think that highly of myself.
Sia: Don't you knock?
Fom: Sorry, I didn't think. You ready?
Sia: For what?
Fom: I have a special day planned for you.
Sia: But I have work!
Fom: Take a day off. You haven't had a single day off since you joined. Plus, I think you'll like what I have planned.
Sia: You have a wicked way of words, Mr. Fom.
She smiles as she hugs him, and they walk out together.

Scene Four - in a local park. The day is sunny, yet quite cold. Many passers-by are wearing scarves, and children are playing on the football fields. Ross is stood underneath a blossoming tree, and he sees Lauren walking across the road from the campus gates.
Ross: You finally broke free then?
Lauren: Nah, this is a ghost. I'm sorry to tell you Lauren's dead.
Ross: That's a shame. I'd been meaning to give her something.
Lauren: What's that then? I can pass it on beyond the grave.
Ross: This.
He leans in and plants a firm kiss on her lips. She responds and they hold hands as they walk around the park.
Lauren: So, what're we going to tell Annie?
Ross: Nothing?
Lauren: She has a way of finding things like this out, you know.
Ross: Only because she has a big, messy web which she's spun out.
Lauren: And you were the first fly to be trapped.
Ross: Hmm, it actually felt more I got trapped in my flies.
He winces, remembering a particularly unkind punishment Annie inflicted upon him after learning on his cheating. Lauren laughs.

Scene Five - back at the dormitory, Mark is cooking a fried breakfast for the other flatmates, who are trying to salvage what they can in the bathroom. Satisfaction is sat on the sofa, nursing a weary head.
Mark: Overdone it on the vodka, you did, babe.
Satisfaction: Hmm...
Mark: One sausage or two?
Satisfaction: Ugh, none thanks. I'll just have toast.
Mark: Nobody refuses my sausages.
Satisfaction: I'm sure they don't.
He smirks and his phone suddenly rings.
Sam!: Are you free today?
Satisfaction: Might be.
Sam!: Listen, I really want to make up for last night...did you get home okay?
Satisfaction: Uhh, haven't been there yet, I'm around Annie and Princess' actually.
Sam!: What!?
Satisfaction: We had a night out on the town.
Sam!: Oh...
Satisfaction: Look, I'll meet you at the juice bar. I think they're opening today.
Sam!: Sure, I'll be there about 11...love you.
Satisfaction hangs up and smiles to himself. Mark puts a plate of bacon, eggs, sausages and toast on the table in front of him, and Satisfaction immediately runs to be sick.
Mark: Nobody ever likes my sausages.

Scene Six - Sia and Fom are sat on a park bench, eating ice cream. Fom finishes his and dabs a bit on Sia's nose. She retaliates by shoving the cone on his chin. He laughs and tickles her, and is soon on the floor.
Fom: Whilst I'm down here...
He pulls a box from his pocket, and opens it, revealing an expensive-looking diamond ring.
Fom: I've known you now for long enough to know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Sia: Oh my God!
Fom: Sia, would you do me the honour of marrying me?
Sia is open-mouthed in surprise.

Scene Seven - Nickyy's house. She descends the stairs with Chewy behind her. Ninastar is watching childrens' television, until she hears her.
Ninastar: Mummy, can we go to the- oh. Who's he?
Nickyy: Uhh, Ninastar, this man is Chewy. He's one of my special friends.
Ninastar: Oh right. He's not your boyfriend is he? I want Mrluvaluva to be your boyfriend.
Chewy looks at Nickyy inquisitively.
Nickyy: Ninastar, dear, go and put a jumper and some shoes on, and we'll go to Pizza Hut for lunch.
Ninastar: YAY!
She runs upstairs to her room.
Chewy: So...
Nickyy: Oh, you don't have to come along if you don't want to. I promised her earlier in the week I'd spend the day with her.
Chewy: Uh, it's not that, I have to go to work anyway. But...I'd like to see you again.
Nickyy: And you too... I'll call you later?
Chewy: Sure...you've got my number. I'll see you around.
He leaves, and we turn to Nickyy, looking carefree.

Scene Eight - the juice bar. LemonJam is stood at the opening with Kathreya from Big Brother 9. He is with a pram, unable to get hold of LIZZEDJ.
Kathreya: I now decware the Jam open!
She pulls a cloak off a sign, revealing neon pink writing of "Jam", the J shaped like a palm tree. She turns to LemonJam and holds out her hand. He hands her a cheque. A few people gathered nearby politely clap.
LemonJam: Opening day promo, 20% off all drinks! Tell your friends!
He smiles through gritted teeth, and hands an apron to an unfamiliar face. This turns out to be an employee. He puts it on and serves a few customers.
Zee: Hi, how can I help?
Sam!: Uhh, two mango and passionfruit smoothies please.
Zee: To go, or to drink in?
Sam!: Uh, to go please.
Zee: That's £4, please.
Sam! pays the money and hands Satisfaction one of the drinks. He smiles to Zee and walks out.
Sam!: Seems a nice place.
Satisfaction: Hmm.
Sam!: So...
Satisfaction: So!
Sam!: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Christina. But it only happened one time.
Satisfaction: I'm not fussed about that.
Sam!: Oh. Well, what are you fussed about then?
Satisfaction: You're not being true to yourself. You say you aren't gay, then you're sleeping with me. You say you love me, then say I'm not your boyfriend. What do you want exactly?
Sam!: Well I do love you. It's just...I'm not ready to come out yet.
Satisfaction: Bit late for that!
Sam!: I mean to my parents, family, old friends...
Satisfaction: Well, I'm hardly one to tell them all. But you're forgiven. For now. Now, stop being so melodramatic, and make sure your sweet ass is round mine by 9.
He winks, and walks off into the park. Sam! smiles and returns to the campus.

Scene Nine - the park. Satisfaction walks past a bench, where Fom is sat crying.
Satisfaction: Are you okay?
Fom looks up and wipes tears from his eyes.
Fom: Uhh...yeah...no...I just need some time to myself.
Satisfaction: Okay. Well, whatever it is, I hope it turns out okay.
He walks off, slurping on the smoothie.

Scene Ten - Sia's house. She is sat at a desk, going through some mail. Her sister walks in, and sits opposite her.
Gemmer-x: Oh em gee! You will not believe this!
Sia: Now's not a great time.
Gemmer-x: Oo-er, I sense a commotion in the ocean.
Sia: What the hell does that even mean?
Gemmer-x: Sorry. What's up?
Sia: Fom asked me to marry him.
Gemmer-x: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sia: Bloody hell, calm down. Anyway, I said no.
Gemmer-x: What? Are you mad woman? He's minted!
Sia: That's not necessarily enough, Gemma.
Gemmer-x: If you say so. Wow, so you turned him down? Why? How did he take it?
Sia: Yeah...I left him in the park where he proposed. And I'm just not ready. I want to see more of the world before I settle down. I'm only 22. I've just left University and I'm stuck in a stupid library, having a quiet relationship.
Gemmer-x: Well, why not go travel then? See the world, spread your wings and all that.
Sia: Hmm.

Scene Eleven - Firewire's house. Muse and BigSister are talking in the living room, whilst she irons. Muse is assembling a new shelving unit.
Muse: We are so lucky.
BigSister: Huh?
Muse: With what happened. He could have died. Oh my god, what if I hadn't bust that door down?
BigSister: Oh don't, the thought of it makes me cringe. I just can't believe he felt that low enough to want to do that.
Muse: I know. Do you think he's getting bullied?
BigSister: You know how kids are these days.
Muse: He has friends though?
BigSister: I know I'm not exactly trendy, but I doubt that Madonna boy is in a high social position.
Muse: You're right there.
Hugo walks in the room and is carrying a fake skull. BigSister screams.
Hugo: It's just a prop, mum!
BigSister: Oh right. So, the big performance tonight then? You excited?
Hugo: Yeah mum, I put on a nappy just in case I wet myself.
He rolls his eyes.

Scene Twelve - Matt's house. It's now considerably late in the afternoon, and he's still in bed with LIZZEDJ. She is watching music channels on the television, as he emerges from the shower.
LIZZEDJ: Away with that towel, you!
Matt drops the towel and she raises an eyebrow.

Scene Thirteen - Fom's office. The lights are off and production is offline. We see a woman lurking in the office, going through some filing cabinets. She pulls out one file and finds a photograph of an unknown man. She instantly recognises him
lili: I knew it.

Scene Fourteen - It's later that day, and the cast for the school play wait nervously backstage. Satisfaction is out front warming up the crowd.
MarkSpears: In the Zone. In the Zone.
He adjusts a tree-branch and hums the tune to Womanizer to himself. DamonJ smirks.
Hugo: Try not to mess up your lines, Damon.
DamonJ: I'm a professional, hon.
Ruth*Star: Professional clown.
Hugo giggles
DamonJ: Hey Ruth, how's your emo boyfriend doing?
Hugo: You mean my brother?
DamonJ: What a small world.
Hugo: Talk about him like that again, and you'll look a lot like the skull you're carrying.
DamonJ: Ooh, I'm scared.
MarkSpears: Boy don't try to front, I-I...
The others stare at him, confused. He is unaware, and continues meditating.

Scene Fifteen - Jam. LemonJam closes the store after a relatively successful opening day. He takes the keys from Zee before wishing him goodnight, and heads home with the baby. There, he finds LIZZEDJ waiting outside.
LemonJam: Speak of the devil.
LIZZEDJ: How did the first day go?
LemonJam: You actually care?
LIZZEDJ: Don't be like that... my brother was in hospital, I had to go see him.
LemonJam: Oh.
LIZZEDJ: It's okay, I understand. Anyway, I brought home an Indian...it might need microwaving though now.
They head inside.

Scene Sixteen - it is now dark, and lili locks the office door behind her, using Mrluvaluva's keys. Fom is stood there, holding a gun. He looks like he has been drinking.
Fom: You chose a bad day to steal from me.
lili: Look, I...
We're now outside, a camera showing the front of the building. We hear a gun-shot.

Closing Sequence:
"Everytime" by Britney Spears plays. Sam! turns up around a weary-looking Satisfaction's house, and they hug as "I guess I need you baby" is said in the song. Cut to LemonJam's house, and he smiles as shares some naan bread with his wife. Again, the words "I guess I need you baby" are heard. Finally, as the piano keys fade away, we see lili's body on the floor of Fom's warehouse. Her eye closes and the music comes to a stop.