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Stu 17-02-2010 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3001594)
I said sex - not sexuality - different!

I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!
Mistake on my part. Sex, then.

Still, by all means continue to make statements that some may perceive as being offensive [sound familiar?] without being able to back them up.

Enid 17-02-2010 09:44 PM
They've all been poor so far.

What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

See? Simple and effective.

Stu 17-02-2010 09:50 PM
Due to unforseen Islamic Fundamentalism, this plane is being diverted to paradise ...

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid (Post 3001661)
They've all been poor so far.

What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

See? Simple and effective.
:joker:

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:23 PM
What is the worst thing you could call a black person beginning with an "N?"

EDIT: Neighbour! :joker:

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:26 PM
My girlfriend wanted perfume & jewellery for her birthday but I got her a chocolate egg & a toy instead.

She was kinder surprised.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:26 PM
Maddie wasn't killed by the violent abduction,
Maddie wasn't killed by the repeated rape and torture,
Maddie was killed by her internal organs being squashed against her ribs...

...Some **** called Kevin smashed into my car.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:27 PM
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.

But since all doctors these days are all Muslims, I've found that bacon work ****ing treat!

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:27 PM
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Park and ride.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:28 PM
Divorce... For men that have fallen out of love with wife beating

Tom4784 17-02-2010 10:49 PM
I called my wife a dickhead earlier. We started rowing and she said “If you wanna see a dickhead, you should try looking in the mirror.”
So I did, and sure enough there was Peter Andre on page 16 looking every inch a cock.

Stu 17-02-2010 10:54 PM
So I take it the edit button has become a sick joke too? Jesus christ.

Mrluvaluva 17-04-2010 10:58 PM
My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.

"Really!?"

"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."

That'll teach her to try to be funny...

Stacey. 17-04-2010 11:03 PM
its actually pretty funny. :joker:

WOMBAI 18-04-2010 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novo (Post 1768206)
Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.

He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"

Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"

Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."
Kids in a candy store! :joker::joker::joker::joker:

BB_Eye 18-04-2010 02:14 PM
For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.
:joker:

Stacey. 18-04-2010 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BB_Eye (Post 3172698)
For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.
:joker:
:laugh:


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