TONIGHTS SET UP!

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Silly.

Especially since Nicki came 5th, not even 4th.

#justice4brenda

I will remove my Jester's Cap tonight, because my heart is in sombre mood - Your love is at stake.

No one can make you feel the way that I know I can. If you are with me, from the moment of our first kiss, you will feel that the whole starry universe is yours. You will feel my strength, and you will know that there is NOTHING that you will ever have to fear again. I will slay dragons for you. I am rich, so you will never want for life's luxuries again. I will be your clown when you are down, and your puppet when you need ANYTHING at all.

Loving someone and being in love are totally different things to others – but with me I will love you and be in love with you until my stricken heart stops beating.

I am devilishly handsome, super intellectual and the font of all knowledge. You are achingly beautiful and have that stunning figure. Just think what our children will be like? Beautiful, intelligent little BROWN babies.

Why settle for the mundane, when you can have the most perfect lover, the most fun-loving companion, and the most loyal friend who has ever walked this Earth?

My love for you is higher than everest, deeper than the Pacific and will last longer the Earth itself.

I am yours, say you will be mine.

Tom is not a finalist, Brenda is.

And even if this twist was to go ahead, it would certainly be Tiara coming back as a finalist since she was eliminated in 4th.

Because I am sophisticated. I am loyal. I am Pretty. I am rich. I am your perfect partner.
Choose me, you won't regret it, in fact, theres a pink porsche outside waiting for you right now. I'm not like those other sluts. I will treat you right. x

I am Nicki.

Hello Cal,
I am grateful for this opportunity and I have learned a lot from this experience, but what I have learned most is my love for you. I think I am the most beautiful, most fun and most urban contestant and I can rock your world. If you pick me we can travel the world, and hang out with my BFFs Nikki Grahame and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and truly be happy.

It's a love story, baby just say yes <3

-pulls up file of your criminal record-
It says here that you murdered your ex

It's all true I'm afraid, but she was a homophobic bitch.

Internet problems. Not here for the Helen riggage again, I can give my spot up for Tiara tho

UM

Pfft. You will end up with a glass shattered on your head and a chair broken over your back if you pick this shallow hag.

I'd have been happier if you'd have buried it in her fat head.

:hmph:

Henny just because Britney's gonna win, doesn't mean you have to take your anger out on me.

Is that a physical threat? :o

You should not choose this THUG :bored:

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(also I thought cal had also agreed to me re-entering, don't hate me welp)

I am handsome, so I am eye candy.
I am a builder, so I come in handy.
I am hung like a horse and ever so randy.

Pick me and I'll come in handy. (But NOT in Hand-ie)

You wanna hang around with the rich and famous - Pick me, I am rich AND famous.

Yes I respect whatever decision he makes. I am classy, fun, and extremely charitable and good looking and I think I can make you happy unlike that thuggish hoe I'm up against.

Pick me <3

Yeah - She has - Goodbye.