Nope...

Have you ever been to a sex shop?

Nooope

Have you ever seen a dead tramp?

Nope...dont really wanna either

Have you ever been on tv?

Yes once when I was about 4

Have you ever drove illegally?

No

Have you ever farted loudly in public causing major embarassment to yourself?

No!!!

Have you ever burped in someones face?

No

Have you ever sneezed on someone?

Lol not that I remember

Fallen asleep on a bus?

Yes and a train.

Have you ever pestered someone to go out with you?

No

Have you ever.............fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone (lol)

Have you ever stood in dog doo doo and trodden it into the house?

No. It's so sad. I've never been in love

Yes. Again as un petit garcon

Have you ever been to France?

Yup...many times to Paris, last time was last year March. French girls are crazy :bouncy:

Have you ever drank water from a river/lake/stream etc

Yes

Have you ever been forgetful and left something on a bus/train etc

oh, G-d YES!! Camera, phones, books, wallets, ipods etc :mad:

Have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

Erm im not actually sure. I was very young lol.

Have you ever done something really bad and blamed it on someone else.

Yes. LOL Doggy style, too. A very disturbing image.

Have you ever come onto someone who was out of your league.

Yes

Have you ever had a drink thrown over you by someone you were trying to chat up?

Never. But I've been stood next to some one that this happened to and copped for most of it.

Have you ever written any form of art or literature that's been published?

No

Have you ever knocked a policemans hat off?

No. Which one?

Have you ever beaten some on up?

Yes

Have you ever had a tattoo?

Nah. Tattoos are not me.

Have you ever had fantasies about someone who wasn't attractive.

No! You've asked that 1 before (something you need to get off your chest)?

Have you ever had anything pierced?

Nah Not for me.

Have you ever had a very rude dream about an ugly woman.

No (you're obsessed)

Have you ever had a hand shandy whilst fantasising about an ugly woman.

Almost. Yesterday, the person I worked with was quite plain - you know what I'm trying to say - but she had a very athletic body. She even told me that she played rugby. I just couldn't get her out of my mind and I also had a very mucky dream last might and she was in it. There you go, that was very therapeutic.

Have you ever had sexual relations while a family member slept in the next room

Yes

Have you ever taken walked in on a family memeber in a state of undress (eww)?

Not since petit garcon

Have you ever walked in on a family member while they were gettin it on.

No

Have you ever found a tenner on the floor somewhere and kept it?

Of course. I once fell for a trick tenner.


Have you ever had a knee trembler down an alley or some other seedy outside location.

Yes (if an empty garage/workshop counts)

Have you ever put lies on your cv

No

Have you ever been hit with an egg?

First, Diablo who are you trying to kid that you've never put lies on your CV.

To answer the question. No.

Have somebody ever poured food over you?

I have never put lies on my CV, or any job application!!

No one has poured food over me but my sister poured oranged juice over me once :mad:

Have you never exaggerated your qualifications or experience?

Also, Where's the 'Have you ever' question.

I have changed jobs so much that I have no room to add lies.. lol

sorry.. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes.

Have you ever appeared in court?

I've been on the jury twice.. if that counts..


Have you ever been barred from a shop?

No. But I've been barred from two pubs.

Have you ever had a fight in the streets?

Yes

Have you ever been arrested?