Originally Posted by Snowblake (Post 9109861)

Whilst we're here though I did have an excellent wank earlier before I went up town

Originally Posted by A Dwight Christmas. (Post 9109800)

This thread gave me an STD

Originally Posted by caprimincepie (Post 9110028)

Jonathan already gave you that before :idc:

Originally Posted by Santasacker (Post 9110109)

I stand by my original opposition to this thread :clap1:

Originally Posted by Frossty (Post 9110142)

FUCK OFF YOU BORING OLD SLAG http://i.imgur.com/7U2cz9Zs.jpg

Originally Posted by Santasacker (Post 9110109)

I stand by my original opposition to this thread :clap1: (which was mostly bc the likes of Patrick/Ross/Conzors etc were TEDIOUS AF with their crudeness)

(but I have no problem with them now obviously xo)

Originally Posted by Santasacker (Post 9110155)

Originally Posted by GhettoSuperstar (Post 2740266)

I've had 2 threesomes this year.

Originally Posted by Will. (Post 9251015)

SEX

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 2741383)

A sleepover scene....

10 hot chicks and yourself. Watching a movie, they start touching you and removing your clothes. They remove their clothes too. They're touching you.... 2 on your cock, 2 on your nipples, one sitting on your face and the others touching and licking eachother out like 2 feet away from you. Moaning can be heared from down the street... they tie you down, you have no control whatsoever.

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2741397)

They take turns ridiculing you while swigging back Vodka, occasionally forcing your mouth open to pour some of the same Vodka down. They get out the lipstick and write inoffensive terms on your chest before placing a phonecall to all the other girls they know to come off and join in the fun. You watch, unable to do anything about it. Just Dance is playing in the backround. The girls try an all sorts of clothes and bop along to the music occasionally asking for your opinion only to hear back a muffled noise. They whip off your pants...

Are my going along the right tracks here?

Originally Posted by arista (Post 9109732)

He has selected a load "Out Of Context"
put them in his order



Typical of that poster

Originally Posted by arista (Post 9109764)

You are Not a Editor
you have remixed it
with YOUR order

Out Of Context.




Would I Employ you
NO

Originally Posted by That Girl (Post 9251046)

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 3244885)

Oh Joe calm down darling she has a kid and probably a vagina the size of the amazon river. She's too hot for you anyway babes.

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls (Post 3444134)

Advice please. I have never had sex and need to know what to do. Do I put the condom on before sex or after?