Right let's get this show/potential use of my #finalpass on the road

Rachel Rice promo

I'm up for it now, what about you lot?

Welp I should get started on the Siavash write up

Someone has to do it

Siavash

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The Save and Replace change will be made active from next round onwards

I will be giving her my pass if you carry on!

lol I just spent the last hour searching through my threads in the BB11 section and found the one that I kind of mentioned earlier :joker:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=155817

omfg Chuff V Brew :joker: :joker:

You wouldn't deny Marcus the honour!

k I've got my noms ready but unsure on whether to wait

(also I don't save/eliminate anyone do I?)

Post :clap1:

Noo

Post pls

(also I save Helen)

Callum Knell (BB14)

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Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.

Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.

I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.

So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.

And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.

So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.

I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.

Cut Jack & Joe, Save Sunshine

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Jack & Joe Glenny (BB14)


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I don't actually HATE Jack & Joe like I hate Gerry or Siavash for example but I still find them extremely annoying. They seemed really fake throughout and their act of like bickering with each other and jumping around for the cameras seemed really rehearsed and I was not here for it. Of course the British public has no taste so they lapped it up and they were fan favourites throughout despite them grating on my last nerve. I just don't get how their whole act was funny, not only because it wasn't genuine, but because they didn't make me laugh once. Luckily they only came fourth but apparently production still loves them because they make frequent appearances on BOTS and they were on the shortlist to enter the Timewarp Bunker or whatever that was called (I mean they are better than Helen but still...)

I can't really come up with anything else tbh (I need a BB14 rewatch – really I just need to experience Gina Rio again). I will say that the twins aren't necessarily awful people like Conor or Dennis and they weren't detrimental to the series like John James or Aaron but I don't like them and I find them fake as hell, so they need to go.

Saving Sunshine <333 (why was she nominated tho :umm2:)

Save Mario, cut Stuart

Nick Henderson

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So Nick, he had potential to me but ended up being a horrid bore who I couldnt't stand AT ALL. When everyone stanned him early on for ding nothing was awful. He was awful. Blah

Save Orlaith

Why Lea Jake :nono:

I wanted to drag Jack and Joe. Least somebody got rid I guess.