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JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]

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I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ :o :o :o I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

#211 - Jennifer Clark
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She got her mitts on Dale the bitch who does she think she is-
OK no. Whiney Big Brother housemates usually constitute good viewing, at least in the public's minds - Nikki Grahame, Jade Goody (the first time around), Makosi all did very well despite having breakdowns at the drop of some Cherry Tango. But once the golden era of Big Brother died along with Ken Russell, so did our patience and every diva that has since stepped through those double doors has been at least semi-hated.

One of the sillier and more pathetic ones was Jennifer. Her stand-out moment being one where she cried because Rex put some food on a picture she painted of Stuart led to one of the more shocking nights in Big Brother history and whilst that could be construed as "making drama" and "stealing the show" ultimately all she did was cry and tell Rex to **** off. The cogs and wheels were put in place by Dale, Rex, Darnell, Dennis, Rebecca and Mohamed.

Aside from that night she shacked up in bed with Dale, wore a lot of make-up that didn't suit her and some RIDICULOUS BEADS, nominated literally the only good housemates available in the house at the time (Mario/Lisa/Rachel/Kat/Michael/Mo), and rightly had her ass handed to her in week three. What a waste of time.

Rachael and Isaac need saving

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8024843)

I'm using my final pass on Lauren so **** YOU

Save Mario, evict Isaac

:hmph:

oh mario's been saved

save Rachael then I guess

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8024849)

save Rachael then I guess

:clap1:

oh hang on Isaac can stay

I'll get rid of Jennifer instead

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

leaving Tom & Isaac for whoever hasn't voted yet

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Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8024815)

David 'Yorkshire Pudding' Ramsden

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Bea described David perfectly when she said 'He's like a Yorkshire pudding. Without gravy (Lisa) he's bland and lacking in taste'.

David entered BB10 as the gay bubbly man from Yorkshire filled with knowledge from the outside world so he would have known who was popular and whatnot. Instead he aligned himself with Public Enemy #1 chain smoking Lisa and with that they were wedged on their bus stop throughout the during of their stays inside the house. I think they even say out a task to smoke at the bus stop?

David is too remembered for being a hissy fit thrower and a rivalry between David and Bea soon formed. Or, more accurately, Bea taking down David with every opportunity. For example, David proceeded to have a rant about being nominated but at the same time uttering 'I'm not bothered, really I'm not bothered' to which Bea said what we were all thinking, 'That was the most bothered response to being nominated I've ever seen'.

David also chanted 'Nanu Nanu' often but the less said about that the better (even Lisa told him to shut up).

Somehow David came third. Pity vote?

I save Queen Lea from going out at such an early stage.
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There you go, lookin pitiful
Just because I let you go
There you go, talkin bout you want me back
But sometimes it be's like that, so

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Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8023490)

evict Siavash, save Pete

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Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)

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Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) :rolleyes: We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.

Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :(

Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend :umm2:. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.

Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).

In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model :umm2:

Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo

Siavash write up is done x

Now I have to do one on Jack & Joe yay me

Don't bring back my anger that Siavash wasn't removed for refusing to nominate

'The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :('

Greatest manipulation in BBUK history <3

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 8024914)

Rekt <3

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 8024916)

also Siavash was pretty crap and was the weakest member of the Three Musketeers but he'd have been a much more deserving winner than Sophie <3

How? He didn't even want to be there

NANOO NANOO David was robbed.

When Siavash refused to nominate they should've just opened the other door tbh

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Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8024920)

How? He didn't even want to be there

Doesn't really matter, he still brought more to the series than she did

He brought NOTHING but pining after Noirin and trying to be rebellious. I don't like Siavash but he doesn't ruin BB10 for me because he's actually a pretty minor character imo

-actually liked Siavash-

oh would you look at that, Zoe Birkett is housemate #212

just a bit of azealia banks promo

Well a thorough discussion of Siavash is all well and good but I have to talk about Callum so #pray4me please