Oh yes there is.....Oh yes indeedy !:xyxwave:

:shocked: Afternoon Boris :shocked:

Look out!

Flipping heck, ROB. That woke me up!!

Where is she? Where is she?

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The guys I hear are still on patrol

BUT WHERE IS BORIS ?


We seek her here, we seek her there, that damned elusive Boris poster.

Bloomin' heck ROB, frightened me to death

You better come on quickly, Boris, old gal, or ROB will come and get you.


Be still my beating heart.

I'm here chaps.......:xyxwave:

This Bank Holiday Monday
Was really quite a joke,
I've been writing out reports
'Till I thought that I would choke.
The Troops are mostly AWOL,
The Admirals still at sea,
There's no one around to play with,:bawling:
There' only little me !!


Evening shift had better be here soon !:xyxwave:

Evening shift ready for duty Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

Glad to hear it Sergeant dear !


had a busy weekend ?:xyxwave:

Hello again Boris :wavey: Nice to see you back :xyxwave:

Thank you Mrs. O' Leary . Glad to see you in pasrade tonight.

Now you did polish those boots properly didn't you . I mean we can't have any 'flick and rub' and no polish around here can we ?


It's just not the done thing.

Boris XXX

Back again Boris,you are getting about a lot today:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Polished and ready for Duty Boris :thumbs: wouldn't want to let you down :wavey:

Evening, night shift. :wavey:

Blimey, RSM ROB - that's quite an effective BorisAlert you've devised - I'm well impressed! :thumbs:

Well done to my trusty Sergeants, Rachb and Amy, for defending the thread this evening - I knew I made the right decision promoting you both. Your devotion to duty is exemplary. :hello:

Keep up the vigilance, everyone - we just never know when Boris will return!

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:xyxwave:

Evening is now over,
The night turned up so fast,
When I've done this posting,
I wonder who'll be last !


:xyxwave::xyxwave::xyxwave:

Oh Boris, you already know the answer to that question!

It's MY mission
So it will be ..................

ME!!!

:xyxwave:

Are you sure about that captain?
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Sorry I frightened you all yesterday......so

I'm awake Rob but I think its just us two,where are you troops you'll miss breakfast!!!
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Morning, troops. :wavey:

Phew - just in time to catch breakfast - thanks, Rachb.

And I have just the thing to go with it . . . . . http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Kaffe-the/getr011.gif

. . . . . . ahhhhh, a lovely cuppa tea! That'll set me up nicely for today's Boriswatch.

Carry on, everyone. :xyxwave:

Morning all !:wavey:

Too late for breakfast am I ?

Shame...this is worse than MacDonalds. At least they serve breakfast untill 10.30. ( Don't tell , but I wish they served it all day - would rather have their breakfast than anything else they serve !)

Better try for a real break at lunch time.:xyxwave:

Its ok Boris we saved you a little bit of breakfast,it might be cold _now though:bawling::bawling:
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Of course we saved you some breakfast Boris and apparently it's............
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Morning, Boris! :wavey:

You sit down, I'll just pour you a_nother cuppa.

http://www.platuglen.dk/Drikke/Kaffe-the/coffee3.gif

There you go - enjoy! :thumbs: