preach it

people cutting corners on the road, mainly wimmen

When the kettle turns itself on...
http://i.imgur.com/8JY2Ves.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

My mum did that yesterday and then went off on a rant when a male driver gave her a dirty look. She looked at me and I was like "Well, he's right. What the hell are you playing at?" :hehe:

Hairs in my food ewww

Youtube buffering/Bad internet connection

Dropping my phone

Forgetting what I was going to do/say

When you cant find the names of songs you really like

Waiting for people to text you back!!!

When you go to a coffee shop and ask for a little milk and they pour loads in. Makes me want to chuck it on the barista! Some of us like it muddy :rant:

When google maps gets the tube times wrong and you're like a whole 2 minutes late!

When you light the wrong end of a cigarette

There was too many to do a post for each one, so...

1. Myself when I'm drunk.

2. When you put your phone in your front hoodie pocket, then take your hoodie off while having a whiz, then watching your phone land in the whiz.

3. One night stands that won't leave.

4. Fit one night stands that want you to leave.

5. When you're on the bus and right before you're due to get to your stop you get a "bus stiffy", so you get off at the next stop (or worse) and have to walk back on yourself.

6. When you've been sitting down for ages and then stand up too fast and do an old lady wobble.

7. When you accidentally use the conditioner first.

8. When you see the really hot guy that you're destined to be with on grindr and spend ages thinking of the perfect thing to say to him and he blocks you.

9. When you fancy a guy and your friend says he looks like your dad.

10. My mum asking me if people that she works with are gay when I've never met them, because y'know, I should be able to tell just from the description which is always something like "he's single and over 30"...!!!???

11. My mum living in the 1950's, still.

12. Tourists.

I'm pretty sure that's everything that irritates me

..I feel your pain with the conditioner first thing Liam..I even tried mouthwash once when I was really dopey...

Oh yeah been there! Basically any morning activity when you've just got up. It's up there with putting the coffee jar in the fridge instead of the milk and pouring the kettle over cereal.

..haha, yeah we've tried them all haven't we Liam...and then later in the day we'll be saying...who the heck put the coffee in the fridge..:fist:...

:joker::joker:

:sad:Lost my glasses

There are still mosquitos nibbling me at this time of year! :fist:

Coarse woolly jumpers
Tics
Mites
:hehe:

:laugh: I have loads of pairs placed around because I always lose the ones I wear for close work.

I choked at this :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

That Welsh dude on Facebook and his obviously fake/set up pranks on his mate. After the first one you'd cotton on he's always prancking you. Can't go a day with out seeing his ****e on my timeline

When someone uses my tub of cottage cheese to make a sarnie but leaves the tin foil still on the lid but all ripped open. Take the damn foil off!!! :fist::fist::fist:

...ouch, I just walked into the coffee table...

stupid coffee tables getting in the way of your daily routine

....3.30am is not that funny and slightly irritating...

Keep scratching myself every time I put my Dressing Gown on.:mad:

..could it be the washing powder../a different washing powder that might be irritating you Mock..?..

How complicated passwords have to be these days. I've just signed up for somewhere that needed at least ten characters, upper case and lower case, numbers and special characters :umm2: Far too easy to forget them now that website all ask for different variations

Oh the world is a hot mess :(

http://i.imgur.com/GTKtKoz.jpg

Also some KKK student members have threatened in online posts that they will kill all black students at a popular University. Teachers cancelled their classes with concerns.

http://i.imgur.com/CWYiHM8.jpg

Paris was absolutely terrible :( However there were other attacks that day in other countries and a day or 2 ago a Kenyan University was bombed and yesterday Nigeria, but nothing about this on main news...why must we only be Paris the whole world is suffering. :(

..I've looked for the Kenyan University bombing CeeCee and can't find anything at all on it, do you have any links..?..and yeah, things sometimes get lost in other news, you're right...

Or he's not been washing it at all? :hehe:

My computer now suggests complicated combinations and saves them for me. :laugh:

I'm buggered if I ever need to use anyone else's computer.

It's not that Ammi, it's my nails keep digging into the Dressing Gown and it's really annoying lol.

Cut your nails? :laugh:

..early morning tips brought to you by Marsh UK.com..winner of the 2013 academy award for home comforts and cleaning products...

That I'm too lazy to do.:joker:

It irritates me no end when I'm watching a tv show (usually American) where people are making a meal and leaving the fridge door open whilst they go back and forth. I yell 'shut the damn door' at the tv. Do many Americans do thisa in real life I wonder? If so it's an awful waste of energy.

:nono: You should ALWAYS create your own passwords for security reasons.

I do, and I use the same one for all my sites etc. and it's so complex that no one will ever guess that it's; 'Baroobedooby321yayah'.

I'm not stupid.

My hip :fist:

Clicks when I walk and hurts if I bend over to get something. Think it's something to do with a strained muscle and not actually the hip cause it hurts the whole way down

Newspapers that say things like 'killers jailed for a total of 58 years.'

When in reality, one received 28 years, and the other one 30 years.

Memo to The Mirror, 'you cannot add up individual sentences to make one single figure just because it sounds like a longer time in jail.'

So, STOP DOING IT. :mad:

This irritating discomfort under my right rib.....wish it would go away:( feels like a pulled muscle, probably bad posture:(