:o I didn't even notice she wasn't on jury. FUMING

Cole, Chrissy and Ben wresting for the idol when it had already been found was a scream.

Ugh I wanted Cole to get it!

Ugh this Joe/Desi tie makes me wish they'd kept the S34 straight-to-rocks twist.

Desi </3 This boot order is starting to suck!

I think Joe, Cole and Devon are my favourites now. Lauren is a lowkey kinda chick.

What's a Desi

I love Joe. Sorry. He's a bit of a Tony replica, but him calling Ashley out as a goat :clap1:

Cole </3 The gameplay this season is pretty uninspired I'm afraid to say.

The Round Table Alliance SUCKS!

Cole </3 The gameplay this season is pretty uninspired I'm afraid to say.

The Round Table Alliance SUCKS!

no no no this is all WRONG

AT LAST A ****ING BLINDSIDE

Carried out by Queen Lauren :clap1:

Who's not actually a queen, she's just the best of a bad bunch

Final 8 rankings: Joe > Mike > Lauren > Devon > Ashley > Chrissy > Ryan > Ben

I don't really LOVE aanyone this season. I like (but not strongly) the top 5, Chrissy's a tad dull, as is Ryan, and Ben sucks.

How DARE you have the AUDACITY to prefer Joe and Mike to Lauren and Chrissy and Ashley and idk Devon I guess

The sheer AUDACITY

Joe and Dr Mike <3

I just love the underdogs! Sad Joe is out

The AUDACITY of it all

Christ, I only just found out Adam's mum died so soon after he arrived home. So, so sad.

-Adam, in tears, tells the story of how his mother died the day he returned from the island-
Jeff: "Great! :) Speaking of moms, let's ask Sunday how she somehow managed to play Survivor without involuntarily spraying breast milk all over the beach!"

is pretty much how I recall that unfortunate reunion going

Oh god. Tbf Jeff wouldn't have had an easy job there, with the winner of your light-hearted RTV show breaking down and spilling their deepest emotion on live TV!

CocoNuts :clap1:

That was an amazing TC, but I just can't fathom what Lauren did. And **** Ben and his idol.

Chrissy's really grown on me since the merge. Ha becoming a challenge beast, showing emotion, and clocking Ben :clap1:

The volume of idols is a ****ing joke! It's so wrong the Ben is able to save himself AGAIN after the Lauren boot.

I knew you'd come round to appreciating her in all her Chrissogynistic glory eventually :love:

(lol I sort of hated Chrissy at one point so she took me on quite the emotional journey)

She was great pretty much throughout but at least the Chrissy bug has hit you. :clap1:

I felt completely this way towards Ben. :joker:

Not Chrissatan

crussy <3

Just started the very last episode of my eighteen month Survivor first watch :sad: It's been real