He puts a SIM card on the back of his tonuge :O

not bread

Mwhahahahahaah

:D

Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts is to plot a permanent move to Greece in a new Shirley Valentine-style storyline, it has been revealed.

According to reports, the smitten salon owner decides to quit Weatherfield later this year in favour of a new life abroad with lover Lewis Archer (Nigel Havers).

It is thought that the couple put in an offer for a hotel on the Greek island Alonissos and are overjoyed when it is accepted. Following the good news, Audrey is expected to start making plans to sell her hairdressing business.

Although her grandson David (Jack P. Shepherd) offers to take over as the salon's manager and send her a slice of his profits, Audrey remains determined to sell up, telling him: "I don't want any ties."

The Mirror reports that fans will be left to wonder whether Audrey - played by Sue Nicholls - really will go ahead with her plans to quit the UK for good.

A show spokesperson teased: "With her daughter Gail facing life in jail, it can't be denied Audrey would want to bid farewell to the Street."

Shirley Valentine is a play composed by Willy Russell telling the story of a bored housewife who falls in love with life in Greece while on holiday there. It was later adapted into a 1989 film starring Pauline Collins.


I can see her being take for a ride by Lewis, and him doing a runner with all her money

I just saw the trailer on TV :cheer2:

Yup. It's all going to end in tears that relationship. I can see it now.

Grace Kelly joins Corrie


By Will Payne 30/05/2010

EXCLUSIVE: ER, STREET KATH'S SIS, THAT IS

She shares her name with one of the world's most famous actresses.

And Coronation Street bosses hope that when Grace Kelly joins the cast she will quickly make her mark as one of the Weather field "royalty".

Budding actress Grace, 20, is the reallife sister of Katherine Kelly, 30, who plays barm aid Becky McDonald. She turns up on the show's famous cobbles when Becky finds her long-lost sister. A insider said: "Bosses have wanted to add to Becky's family for a while and Grace was the perfect choice as her sister. Not only does she look like Katherine but she is a very talented actress too."

Grace has had a minor part in daytime soap Doctors. The source said: "This will be Grace's first major role but if she's anything like Kate, she will have a fantastic career ahead of her."

Last night a Corrie spokesman said Grace was one of several people in line for the role.


Mirror

Next week.....

Will it be



or...



?

I think this may be the outcome.....




Again don't look if you don't want it ruined, you have been warned....

Agreed, so obvious;).

Coronation Street's Deirdre Barlow will once again cheat on partner Ken when she shares a kiss with male escort Lewis Archer, according to a report.

According to The Sun, Deirdre (Anne Kirkbride) will be caught embracing Lewis (Nigel Havers) in the bookies on CCTV.

Watching the footage back, her stepson Peter (Chris Gascoyne) if furious at her betrayal and decides to show his father Ken (William Roache).

A source told the newspaper: "Ken is disgusted. He can't believe his eyes and erupts into absolute fury. But Audrey is just as heartbroken. She had planned a whole future with Lewis."

Lewis's lover Audrey Roberts (Sue Nicholls) is devastated by the revelation, having already fended off love rival Rita Sullivan (Barbara Knox).



:shocked:

Dreary :eek:

:sleep: How many affairs can they have?.

Dreary Deidre and gutless Ken are made for one another:hugesmile:.

I'm guessing this builds upto the 50th

I tweeted Kris green about the PC interview, he said it should be up by the middle of the month

Tracy leaves this month :(

As if the Dreary and Dev storyline wasn't vomit inducing enough

lol Jaye, I don't think I saw that :(

The first time I watched it properly and had the intention of watching it continuously was when Hillman drove them all into the river

Dreary and Dev in bed together.... I feel.... a bit.....


*runs*

:laugh:

Did you have to bring that up? Ewww.

Sorry. But as I remembered I felt it only fair to share....

Coronation Street star Ryan Thomas has signed a new contract which will keep him in the soap for another year, according to a report.

The 25-year-old recently finalised the deal before jetting off for a holiday in Marbella, the Daily Star claims.

It is thought that Corrie's new producer Phil Collinson has promised an exciting future for Thomas's character Jason Grimshaw, who has been part of the show since 2000.

A source said: "Phil's decided that Ryan is part of his long-term plan for the Street. He's going to get some dynamic storylines over the coming months that will have viewers glued to their seats.

"Obviously Ryan's over the moon because he loves working on Corrie and is excited that Phil has some big storylines in the pipeline for him."

However, Thomas is said to have also received a warning to behave himself following his recent fine for leaving the scene of a car crash.

The insider commented: "Phil's told him he needs to keep out of trouble. No slip-ups will be tolerated."

Said earlier, no idea why they've kept him. He's as dull as dishwater

anyonw know what happens during seige week? anyone die etc?