Nothing I've written in here has ever particulary made me smile

or has been little

Not sure if this is smile or irritate. A bit of both I suppose as I do laugh....


My pup keeps grabbing my drying underwear off the radiators and running off with it. If the back door is open the little chuff runs around the garden with me knickers in his gob!

Does he run into things?

:sad:

Yep. Thick animal

As in this is generally just used for things you like

OK...

Well make you feel generally better than before then

Halloween and bonfire night being so close!

Losing my squiggles :spin:

Your username looks naked without them

Yeah, will take some getting used to :D

I miss the ~s

When Sky Sports have the Liverpool match on

Sadly this is not the case tomorrow

Tough titties

Albums youve been waiting on for ages :D

Was it Chris De Burgh you waited for? I saw it advertised.......

Paddeeeeee still makes me smile

Mostly

http://i53.tinypic.com/25rdnih.jpg

He's almost doing trollface

Random out of the blue bursts of positivity

He came up to me and let rip as I read that. Your fault

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Halloween coming up so I get to fill the house with Refreshers and Parma Violets and then forget to answer the door to Trick or Treaters :amazed: :devil:

Give the kiddies some sweets :nono:

I refuse to answer the door on halloween anymore after I got a little bastard throwing a strop on my doorstep a few years back because I gave him a pack of haribos instead of cash :rolleyes:

That reminds me of 1 time when I went trick-or-treating an oldish woman answered the door I knocked at, stared at me and my bro then closed the door :laugh3:

Miserable cow.

I do answer the door. I actually get the micky taken cos I give good treats :D

I just take out the Refreshers first.......

Wow what a rude git!

I hate those who just knock and have a mask on. Teens usually who can't be bothered and as you say, want cash. Luckily though theres never been any bother *touch wood*

Havn't had trick or treaters for ages in our last 2 houses cause they were out of the way, but we normally just turn the light off and go in the back room so it looks like we're not in

They start about 2 weeks before Halloween here. Tends to be the same couple of people with different 20p masks on every night, as if you cant tell :laugh:

Before I started being a 'halloween-scrooge' there was 2 guys, probably about 15/16 came round 3 times in one night. 2nd time they came I told them to piss off and stop being so greedy. 3rd time I didnt have to speak, they realised they had knocked on the wrong door when they recognized me and walked off :D

It was annoying as hell, first time they came with one in a mask and the other just standing, second and third time they both had masks. I think they were mainly doing it for the old people who would likely not realize it was the same people over and over (and who tend to give a bit more money than others) :bored:

I had no idea people give money to trick or treaters..what the hell

They spoil it for the little 'uns and scare the elderly. Teens really shouldn't trick or treat.

Yeah some do. My daughter used to come back with quid coins. I was gobsmacked as loads go out around here. Must cost them a fortune!

Thinking about it, not even sure if I'll answer the door this year. Depends if I'm skint or not next week :joker:

Strawberry laces

My pets behaving (they won't now I've typed that)

Fridays

Autumn/Winter smells

Seeing the morning in :]

Bed because your shattered :D

Going into the Polish shop and them thinking I'm Polish so start talking to me. Then follows awkward convo of me trying to buy ham, and then even worse trying to figure out how much they're asking me to pay in Polish :joker:

She wanted 3p, and I was like £30!!?? lol