Who's Kirk Lancaster?

the **** @ the girl that is suing chris brown. what are you butt hurt that he had the audacity to reject your kiss? I'm not CB fan but this time he did nothing wrong. She was a random that tried to kiss him and he shoved her to get past.

..tired...

it's not friday

..it's Friday if you want it to be Friday, Natalie...just live it like it's Friday and it will be...

this

..I adore Mr Ammi so much but why does it take two years to fix a tap and it's not even fixed....'oh, it is fixed, you just have to counter turn it a bit when you turn it off...'...

...well that doesn't sound very fixed to me, why can't it just switch off like a normal tap, would that not be simpler...I'll call a plumber...'there's no need, I can fix it/it's a simple job...'.....



...yes, taps and their complications....drip drip drip...drives you dripping crazy...

naaaw :hug: typical man then? :dance:


When you know an interview will be with a man, wear a tight skirt, never mind your skills. When it will be woman wear loose fitting trousers, they don't want no heffa in their team.


Jokes but I find women are a bitchier in interviews.

..wearing a tight skirt and wearing it well is probably classed as a skill, CeeCee....

Women are bitches in general tbh. :idc:

#thetruth

Absolute torture. So is wearing a bra. This is me as soon as I shut the front door
http://i.imgur.com/KjVgl8c.gif?1

No arguments here. Except me, i'm a doll. :D

Women who manage to walk fast in four inch high heels.

Faster than me in fact and I have bloke's shoes on.:joker:

My sister just told me my mum told her she wants to become a muslim.....:suspect:..........
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When the names aren't in correct order on a poster. Like couldn't Tim Allen be on top of Tim Allen instead of Martin Lawrence and vice versa?

http://i.imgur.com/9MHXsfj.jpg?1

When people don't use capital letters at the start of a name.. Like, 'emma' it really winds me up :fist:

Forgetting to close my bedroom window before it gets dark and freezing.
Having a shower and being boiling, getting into bed with damp hair and 10 seconds later being colder than the coldest thing EVER!
being too tight to put the heating on at 2am

I think that's to do with contract negotiations and who gets "top billing". Rarely taken into account when the images are being taken and designed.

when you have to explain yourself more than once

..see, I had to go and over-think this..:fist:...I don't think that in my experience, female interviewers are bitchier at all..I guess, it could also be argued in that situation, that male interviewers are 'shallow' if it were true and they were to give someone a job because of their short, tight skirt, type thing and it was less to do with their skill sets and personality being suitable for that job..maybe some female interviewers just seem more 'obvious' in what they're looking for with an interviewee...?...but the thing would be as well, is if a female did get offered a job by a male interviewer because of their short, tight skirt etc...and they had to work with females..?...then those females would be looking at them and 'judging' them as to whether they're really suitable for that job and maybe a bit more critical if they were in doubt...so, reinforcing the thought that maybe females are more bitchy in general..?..but it would just be a natural thing that most people..male or female, would want to see someone employed as a workmate because they'll be a good support and asset to a team..hmmmmm....


..I also think sometimes it's a confidence thing as well and a belief in yourself and knowing that you don't need that short, tight skirt because your skills and your personality are absolutely fine and as good as anyone else's..and anyway... if that female interviewer doesn't give you the job, it's probably not somewhere you would have been happy working anyway...

...over-thinking stuff when I should be sleeping..:fist:...

..and 4am mornings...

..pathetically stupid headlines that state the obvious...

White English youths - male and female - who try to talk 'street'. Their fake, but obviously well rehearsed aping of British Asian and Afro-Caribbean youths sounds ridiculous. They'd be much better off learning English - 'innit'.