Washing cutlery. I hate washing up but cutlery ... :mad:

Drying cutlery can be as irritating as washing those mother.....

Hayfever.

Just been outside to cool down and now I've come back in, I'm dying.

The heat

Bored of the sun now

:nono:

I thought you were a fellow vampire :nono:

smithys wurkit

:nono:

I prefer nights but would rather have sun through the day than rain :hmph:

Yeah, same.

Winter > Summer

Hope you have a fun time getting burnt and sweaty then :idc:

I dont burn :tongue:

And I use anti perspirant so rarely sweat either :hmph:

Next... :laugh:

I've said all I need to say :hmph:

(And used the new smilies as much as is pointlessly possible lol)

I have a smiley obsession which has got worse with the new ones :idc:

I thought of a good comeback as soon as I posted that :bored:

You tell 'em Vicky...plus ladies 'perspire'. :hugesmile:

They don't call her sticky Vicky for no reason :hmph:

:evilgrin:

:o

Please tell me you don't know who Sticky Vicky is!!!!

*cringes and covers eyes*


:laugh2:

:bored:

:joker::joker:

*screams house down*

Earwigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWATTING BASTARD AWFUL CREEPY TWAT SH!TTY BOLLOCK INSECTS!!!!!!!!!

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear they're mutating. Theres more and more and friggin BIG!!!!!!!!

And fly spray doesn't kill 'em :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

(Yes, a huge one just landed infront of me)

Z list celebrities and threads about them

:worship:

-glares at omah-

Yes, Omah...