Vanessa BB8, Sophie and Channelle Hayes are in deep discussion over their view on the space-time continium whilst Johnty, Monkety-Tunkety and Eugene physically attack Lesley for the last of her 'magic' pills.

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Andrew Neil walks in and begins to suck at the bottle of Dawsons Creek just used by Carole, Kinga and Victor.

It's bondage night down at the elevenpence coffeeshop and Hira is in full swing, pegging anyone who gets in her sight.

Five months after the death of his best friend Gerry Raferty, Sam Brodie steps into the derelict Coffee Shoppe and takes a look at his new business venture. Over the past few weeks he has spent countless hours installing light features and floral patterns, and is now ready for his first customer.

In walks Yusef Islam.

this is genuinely my favourite post ever on tibb lmfao <3

Stuts into BB's Elevenpence Olde Coffee Shoppe..... slams title deeds down on table *recovers from coughing fit from the dust cloud*, grabs interloper by the scruff of the neck, gives them a good old Glesga kiss and then fooks them right out the door.

Rips out floral patterned crap. Justin and Colin start unloading mirrors, cameras, and lots of chocolate, mocca, turquoise and cream colours with a few water features ........ ready to get the place back to it's former glory for the start of the Big 12 event.

*The secret code rule of the Coffee Shoppe must be maintained now and again ;)*

Yeah, that'll teach him to go squatting, it only looked derelict because Shabby and her Husseys had got in from an open window and made themselves at home.Right bloody mess they had made of it too!!
Just wait till she gets the bill from Justin and Colin::bigsmile:

Arrives in the coffee shop and offers Mid a frigging welscake and a coffee, white and two sugars:cat:

Muppet !!!! :cat:indeed!!:blush:

*hopes you wiped yer feet on the mat, don't want any that valley mud messing up my newly laid down floor !! ;) *

What a surprise ..... *runs to the off licence for some Pimms, Efty's probably drunk it all !!*

Efty finally given me a pimms:hugesmile:Andy Murray won.

Did you get my pm:wavey:

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james why are we so amazing

Bonnie Holt opens the door to the coffee shop and struts in wearing 8-inch stilettos.

She takes a seat at the corner table next to Vanetha from Big Brother 6, then proceeds to open up her purse and pull out a 10-inch purple dildo.

She proceeds to spread her legs, positioning each foot on a different coffee table, exposing her pink fleshy labia.

The room immediately fills with the aroma of butterscotch and matured cream.

She then takes her purple dildo, and promptly sticks it up her labia, ooh-ing in a glistening moment of immediate pleasure.

The room glares at her.

"What the fook are you lot looking at!?" she says, confused and evidently defensive.

"Carry on, dear" replies Sam Brodie.