Awwww poor Stacey. :sad:

Reprimands Stu, Shaun and Jessica for being bullies. :tongue:

Omgz and I was doing so well. leona2.

It's about time the ~evil alliance was forming. Shame Dezzy isin't in there. We could kick Jessica out of the cliq and go about trampling all over womens rights on national TV.

Week 10 Highlights

Task and Eviction

Due to it being the final week, there was no serious task for the housemates to complete, and the mid week eviction of the housemate with the lowest percentage of the public vote at the time of the vote freeze meant that there were no nominations either. Housemates did however get to take part in a fun task, the winner of which would win an Easter egg much to the amusement of the housemates other than Jessica, who shook her head in dismay. The winner of this task was Stu, who managed to name the Seven Dwarves, The Secret Six, The Jackson 5, The Fantastic Four, The Three Musketeers, The Two Ronnies and The One Show's presenters in the fastest time. Jessica, Stu and Shaun cut themselves off from Kerry and ukturtle to an extent, keeping their distance from both; and Stu continued to berate Ninastar for her incredulous displays of naivety from time to time. On the Wednesday night, Zee spoke to the house...

Zee: Big Brother House this is Zee, you are live on Channel Five television, please do not swear.
Shaun: Ohay!
Jessica: Stunning, wurk it!
Ninastar: UMGZ I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Zee: The public have been voting since Stacey's eviction for their winner, and I can now reveal that the phone lines have been temporarily frozen.
Housemates: Ooooh!
Zee: The housemate with the lowest number of votes to save at this time will be evicted from the Big Brother house, the remaining five housemates will go on to the final on Friday night. I can exclusively reveal that the tenth housemate to be evicted, is...
Kerry: It's me, I bet it's me. I've had a great time though.
Stu: Are my going to be evicted?
Shaun: WILL YOU STOP SAYING IT LIKE THAT. IT'S AM I. AM. I.
Stu: Keep your sash on!
Shaun: It's qt right? I chose the shade of purple myself.
ukturtle: I like it Shaun :)
Shaun: Nobody asked you.
Zee: Jessica!
Ninastar: umgz!
Jessica: That's... quite a bombshell.
Shaun: Don't you mean eggshell? 2baha
Jessica: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Jessica said her goodbyes to Shaun, Stu and Ninastar and briefly hugged Kerry and ukturtle before making her way up the stairs and out of the house. She received a mixed reaction from the crowd, and admitted that she hoped Ninastar would win despite her closer friendship with Shaun and Stu in latter weeks. She broke down in tears discussing her experiences in the house of being bullied, but later sold out completely and went on to do advertisements for free range eggs at Tesco and promoted ASDA's line of own brand Easter Eggs the following year. The things people will do for money!

lol.

omg the are my thing :love: -twitches every time-

Who actually says that?

Stu :p

Hahahahaha. I have never seen him say that.

Final Night

The five finalists were sat in the living room, each with a glass of champagne and each dressed up nicely in preparation for their exit later on in the evening. It had been revealed on the Thursday morning to the public that Jessica had been evicted with 8.41% of the vote to win at the time of the vote freeze, which was quite a significant share of the vote, implying that the rest of the housemates were all quite close together in the vote to win stakes. AndyBet had Shaun at the best odds to win, followed by Stu, Ninastar, ukturtle and then Kerry; while rival company Lockefair put Stu as the favourite to win, followed by Ninastar, Shaun, Kerry then ukturtle. It was hard to call who would win. The live show begin, and Zee spoke to the house.

Zee: Good evening Big Brother house. Housemates, you're in the final!
Huge cheers could be heard from the crowd, causing a ripple of excitement in the living room amongst the five finalists.
Zee: In a moment, I will reveal the housemate who's finished in 5th place.
Ninastar: I'm so excited!!
Shaun: IT'S FRIDAY, WE SO EXCITED!
ukturtle: Rebecca Black! :hugesmile:
Zee: I can now reveal that the housemate finishing in 5th place, is...
The housemates fell silent, and held hands. Shaun definitely copped a feel of Stu's junk, I saw it!!!
Zee: ukturtle!
ukturtle: Aw I'm so pleased to have made it this far though!
Kerry: Well done Ben :)
The housemates congratulated him on making it this far, and Ben left the living room and climbed the stairs. The doors opened and he received a thunderous reception of cheers, and made his way down the stairs to meet Zee at the bottom.

-cut to interview-

Zee: Ben, you entered the house a month into the series. Was it difficult to integrate yourself to begin with?
ukturtle: Definitely, there was a lot of stuff going on with the housemates and it was hard to know who to speak to without crossing wires with somebody.
Zee: But you did it so effortlessly, much like how I can effortlessly do the splits in three directions, would you like to see?
ukturtle: I think it was especially difficult to remain on people's good side when the numbers started to dwindle, I mean Shaun, Stu and Jess really didn't like me when I started to be nice to Stacey because I felt sorry for her getting so much hate off them.
Zee: It was noticeable, the public felt very sorry for her and started to turn against the three of them at that point to an extent, though Stacey's previous behaviour was still very much at the forefront of discussions. Now come on, you can tell us, do you fancy me?
ukturtle: What? No?
Zee: Go on, we all saw the chemistry between the two of us when you were taking showers in the morning and washing the dishes and OH GOD BE MINE!
A blood curdling scream is heard from the audience, and everyone turns in the direction of where it came from - Niall is standing holding a massive poster of ukturtle's face with the caption "BE THE TURTLE TO MY AWKWARD", crying hysterically at Zee hitting on ukturtle and sinks to his knees.
ukturtle: Can I go now?
Zee: Wait, Ben, wait for me! I'm totally shaved!

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Final Night Part 2

Kerry, Ninastar, Shaun and Stu sat round the living room table chatting nervously, waiting for Zee to start speaking to the house again at any moment. They had heard the roar of support for ukturtle even from inside the living room and hoped that that meant they would all receive a similar reaction from the baying crowd. Zee's voice finally returned to the house.

Zee: Big Brother house, this is Zee, telling you just how to lose a guy in ten questions of an interview, god. I wore my tiniest underwear for him! I even put on STOCKINGS! Anyway, I can now reveal that the housemate finishing in 4th place, is...
Stu: Going to require a rape alarm!
Shaun: Going to req- oh fine Stu, be that way.
Ninastar: I dun get it? D:
Kerry: Probably for the best.
Shaun: We'll explain it to you some day Caitlin.
Zee: Kerry!
The three surviving housemates congratulated Kerry on finishing 4th, and she quickly made her goodbyes. She exited the house to cheers, though some boos could be heard. She made her way down the stairs and met Zee at the bottom, who guided her towards the chairs for her interview.

Zee: How did you cope with Scott and Novo specifically singling you out for so many weeks?
Kerry: A lot of gin, a lot of gin.
Zee: This is.. a family broadcast.. uhh..
Kerry: Well I think everyone should celebrate gin o'clock!
Zee: How do you feel about Fight Night, looking back?
Kerry: It was all a bit silly, wasn't it? I'm not that bothered about it, Stacey and I made up, don't see why it had to be a problem for everyone else after that.
Zee: You were then the victim of the wrath of Shaun, Stu and Jessica for forgiving her. How did that feel?
Kerry: Thought it was madness, personally! Ah well, bridge under the water now.
Zee: Ladies and gentlemen, Kerry!

The crowd cheers for her louder than when she was evicted, covering up the small section of people who booed her.

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Ninastar ftw :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

PMSL! :laugh3:

-does a Shahbaz and begins putting Ninastar's clothes in the rain-

-Will pull a Sree if Ninastar Wins-

-looks at matt smith gifs on tumblr and touches self-

-has taken a break to go have a life, will finish this in later tonight :D-

bastard

I would be out by week 7.

-leaves Stu, Ninastar and Shaun in limbo-

Brilliant :)

*wants to know who won*

It'll happen soon, don't you worry. -has an exam on Wednesday-

*gets tent and camps here until it happens*