Am I dead? o.o

no

So we're all gone by 6pm?

I bought a lottery ticket too *sigh*

Unless your a zombie who leanrt how to use the computer, then no.

No only the believers

The rest of us are going to live through "plagues and fire on earth" til october :joker:

:xyxwave: If you do die and I live, Ill take it for you

The paper will be worth more than I ever win :laugh:

*screams*

-urinates in my pants-

:love:

I plan a lie in on my last day

:laugh2:



Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

Well it happened to Elvis..

If it happened whilst I was in bed, I doubt I would feel it. When I go to sleep I'm basically dead. Might let my dog in with me tonight. Don't want him being on his own when Jesus comes for the believers.

Just thought of the part of Jurrasica park when the guy was eaten alive while on the toliet..... never though Christ might bring dinsours with him.

Handy though. If you're so frightened you crap yourself...

You wouldn't have any trouble going. I know I wouldn't if the toilet started shaking uncontrollably :joker:

Perfect apocalypse song

LMFAO - I literally am crying laughing at this thread :laugh2:

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Slightly off topic. I once read somewhere, some man was having a number two, and a snake come up the u-bend and bit him. I some time's have to check there's no anaconda apart from Herbert in the toilet.

I sit there in a world of my own and suddenly think, 'OMG what if a snake bites my snake'

Back on topic. I want this Rapture to hurry the ****** up. I want to punch Jesus in the face.

Bye :sad:

Goodbyeeeeeeee :bawling: