FAB!!!

Let the Jay thread recommence.........

They make a lovely couple. #jaydiscocrew

Depends on your taste I suppose. They aren't quite my cup of tea - which, when all things are considered, given Jay's penchance for adding things to tea etc, it's just as well...... :D

The perfect Engagement present for Jayloo..... table and chairs to suit their interests :D

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Another poo joke from someone offended by them doing it.

Lovely couple.

#jaydiscocrew

Poo jokes of the verbal variety don't offend me.


When adults have a need to actually play with their poo and endanger the health of those around them, with their manhandling of their own faeces then yes, bizarrely enough: I don't find that appealing.

Then why were you so offended at Jay making a joke about sh*tting in the kettle :conf:

Given his previous behaviour re the fridge / freezer incident - I'd have thought that was obvious.

If you expect me to go around every thread and have to break down every single post that I make, or have made, into words of one syllable for you, so that they meet with your satisfaction, you are sorely mistaken.

That happened in week 2, your still using that. C'mon.

Thanks for confirming that it did happen. I already knew that though.

Which week was it he pissed on Mark in the shower?

Which week was it that he wiped his arse on Louise's pillow?

These things also happened and show a pattern in his filthy, unhygenic behaviour.

Her parents should be concerned, does Louise actually know what happens when you get engaged, she does know what marriage is, right?

She was so goddamn dim it wouldn't surprise me if she just thought "Oh, Jay's give me a pretty ring, brilliant".

I think her thoughts might be something along these lines.... just a thought....

"It's the most romantic ring anyone's eva given me Big Bwuvvvva"

Didn't know Louise had an older brother?

Little slow just got it.

Oh, that wasn't one of your better ones MTVN.

It wasn't the wittiest, no :laugh:

Lol, Dumb and Dumber, definitely a match made in heaven:laugh: Look on the bright side folks, if they're together, they won't be contaminating anyone else's gene pool.

I completely agree with you. I wonder if a certain odour follows them around as a result of their scatalogical endeavours. They can't always be blaming the dog/the blocked drains/the sewer works/something they trod on etc.

To quote Samuel Johnson... It is indeed good they found each other. They have saved two other people from being unhappy.

There are a ton of people that would be happy with either of them. You just have to step outside this forum.

I know Pyramid can't wait for them to split so she can have her crack at Jay. :hugesmile:

Step outside this forum? I live outside this forum. I don't know anyone who doesn't think they're a pair of idiots and wouldn't give either of them the time of day. Like most people in BB, they are talentless side-show freaks who's entertainment value expires as soon as they leave the house. It's not like they've got any actual skills or talents to sell.

Pyramid... tell me it ain't so. You could do SO much better!

LOL.

Let's be fair here Livia. Jay does have a talent ..... for making a public prat of himself and posting up photos of tattoos that are incorrectly spelled on ye olde t'internet - a permanent reminder in more ways than one of how dim the man really is.

Such an important event in his life, getting engaged to his beloved Lou - a moment that he wants inked on his skin, in declaration of his love for her (possibly to remind him of who she is??) - and he even manages to screw that up. You couldn't make it up if you tried. It's hilarious!
:joker:

As for me, I am delighted to tell you it ain't so. I'd rather gouge out my own eyeballs with a blunt pencils.

can i watch!lol

LOL I was actually going to say that I'd be more interested in bestiality than Jay.... I'm kinda glad I didn't use that example now, given that you've expressed your request to watch !!!

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

:D

You don't need any particular talents or skills to be in love and want to be together.
If you think most people in BB are side show freaks why do you watch it? :conf: