I resort to wet wipes for a messy one. It's better than using an entire loo roll.

Magic poo's require no wipe. :amazed:

Ghost poo's are the ones that disappear without flushing, they seem to fall out and vanish.

This thread is so funny, you guys are brilliant :thumbs:

You snobs and prudes can gt.fo

I remembered another of Gavs terms (I think he made this one up :suspect: )

"Mustangs"

I asked him why do you call them Mustangs and he said cos they must hang somewhere :suspect:

This thread is ****.

Literally.

:D

7 pages of talking ****.....:devil:

hilarious.

Marc :lovedup: you are "hirarious"

Like every other thread :D

LOL Jords

liking the Avatar :D

I guess someone's got to be tediously serious and mention the fact that wet wipes do not dissolve in water like toilet paper does, and neither does kitchen roll, which is specifically designed not to dissolve. So neither wet wipes nor kitchen roll should be flushed as it is ecologically damaging. Unless you all keep it in a bucket by your loo when you've done with it, in which case I just don't want to know.

I must be magic most the time though. I eat such a healthy diet at school every single one (bar a few anomalies) come out magic.

Marc probably has a bucket

I've noticed in Greece it's normally obligatory to put the toilet paper in the bin instead of flushing it down the toilet, never really understood why their toilets/pipes aren't equipped to deal with a couple of pieces of paper :laugh:

I literally just jinxed myself I think.

Went for a casual number two and I had the most wiping to do than I have in 3 weeks. This is some sort of witchcraft.

No but I use them as face wipes sometimes

In some people's case, that's the same thing.

Livia, just stop ****ing on my **** thread. I'm going to use a wet wipe to wipe you away

I use toilet paper. I'm not 2. :suspect:

Realisation of how idiotic my post was! :joker:

Pass me the wet wipes - a box of chardonnay and and Indian - I need them badly!!!

WHAT DO YOU USE FOR SHAMPOO, A FIRE EXTINGUISHER???

:xyxwave:

You're not supposed to use them as they clog up the sewers.

Edit - Never mind. Someone's already pointed out how damaging they are.

If you do use Baby wipes on your arse Marc, I hope you put them in the bin and not down the loo as they are not suitable for flushing .:nono::xyxwave: oh and its none of your business what I wipe my ass with...:devil::joker::devil::joker:

I think we've found a new banter partnership lol.

Why are my posts, which did not break any rules, get deleted?

You carried on after I told you to give it a rest, all the petty arguing between you 2 was deleted.