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Stu 06-06-2012 02:38 AM

Bad boys, bad boys.










What are you going to do when they come for you?

Jords 06-06-2012 02:38 AM

I need to stop dont I?

Shaun 06-06-2012 02:40 AM


Jordan. 06-06-2012 02:41 AM

Snog, Marry, Avoid - Jords in a sarong, Nathan in a Sari & Shaun in a turtleneck leotard?

GypsyGoth 06-06-2012 02:43 AM

Serious question now, will you join the revolution when it happens?

Shaun 06-06-2012 02:51 AM

Did Claudia just kill this thread?

GypsyGoth 06-06-2012 02:57 AM

No I did not?

GypsyGoth 06-06-2012 03:03 AM

Maybe I did?

Jack_ 06-06-2012 03:03 AM

Have you read this question?

Jack_ 06-06-2012 03:04 AM

Do stupid people know they're stupid?

Shaun 06-06-2012 03:05 AM

Do you think Lee doesn't post so much any more because she revealed she's intrigued by the colour of my dick?

GypsyGoth 06-06-2012 03:05 AM

Who is your 5th favorite housemate?

Shaun 06-06-2012 05:39 PM

When are you going to answer me!?

Niall 06-06-2012 07:47 PM

Well ****

Niall 06-06-2012 07:48 PM

Okay I'm gonna answer all the questions in ten minutes I'm just gonna finish American Horror Story.

Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I went to bed early last night and I've been really busy today. :blush2:

Niall 06-06-2012 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176862)
If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

Sad at first, but then if she was just a figment of

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176864)
How would you best describe a flamingo?

Pink, one legged, and very gay.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176865)
Did you know scott's from Belgium?

No, how lovely. I was there last summer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176867)
If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

Idk like 3349856798345 mph?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176868)
Whats brown and sticky?

Your Mum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176871)
When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

Not much because the thought of seeing my own blood makes me nauseous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176872)
Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

It can actually. I just push it out a bit around my head and it stays there. Instand privacy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176873)
Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

I was already going to do that how did you know

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176874)
To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

Idk 376?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176876)
What power from Heroes would you most want?

Oh thats a tough one.

Either Claire, Elle, or Candice's powers would be incredible. :lovedup: I like Elle's the best though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176877)
Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

Yes. I can show you if you want. :evilgrin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176878)
If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

Miley Cyrus. Then I'd get Liam Hemsworth. :lovedup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176880)
Is topaz yellow or blue?

More yellow? Idk I thought it was orangey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176882)
What star sign are you?

Aquarius~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176884)
If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

Scott, Shaun, Dezzy, Claudia, and Smithy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176885)
What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

I don't go swimming because self conscious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176887)
Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

Well there was this one toilet in China and it had buttons up the side, and I'll say this: pressing them to see what they did was equally fun and terrifying.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176889)
Can you grow facial hair?

Yeah. I should shave everyday but I never bother. It grows fast and its bloody annoying. :bored:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176890)
How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

I think 300 should do it.

Maia 06-06-2012 08:07 PM

Apgmnhpeipwh or Fsogapiwghwg?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 06-06-2012 08:10 PM

how hot is http://shrugging.tumblr.com/post/245...nt-stop-peeing :lovedup:

Niall 06-06-2012 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176892)
Will you be multi-quoting all of these questions?

Why yes, how did you know?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176894)
Have you ever wanted to punch a horse in the mouth?

No, someone's already punched Leona once I figured she got what's coming to her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176895)
Who's asking better questions - me or Jords or Kellan Lutz?

Kellan Lutz because sexy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176897)
Do you like Jamie East?

Who

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176898)
How many fingers am I holding up?

6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176899)
How about now?

8


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176901)
And now?

739.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176900)
Have you considered changing your surname, by deedpoll, to River?

No, but I think I'm going to at my next available opportunity. What a great idea. :amazed:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176902)
Who is the sexiest member on DS?

Ew DS.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176903)
I conclude you are blind, what do you say about this?

I conclude my being able to read your question makes your theory about my blindness redundant. :thumbs2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176904)
Whats your favourite Pokemon move?

Oooo um thundershock was pretty amazing. I had a Flaaffy and whenever he used it, it always knocked the other Pokémon out cold. :lovedup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176905)
There is a grey Tesco plastic bag on top of my kitchen cupboards - did you know they came in that colour and who the hell put it there?

No, I suggest you consult someone else on this matter GOD SHAUN.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176907)
What's the most times you have masturbated in a day?

Idk like 4.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176908)
Do you prefer Prince Will or Prince Harry?

Harry. William is just ew.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 06-06-2012 08:11 PM

shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

Niall 06-06-2012 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176925)
To the nearest 10, how many people have you met so far in your life?

Probably around 500.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176926)
If Claudy showed up to your house dressed up as catwoman and started purring how would you react?

I'd probably retreat into the toilet, bolt the door, and dial 999.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5176928)
Does my avatar need updating?

Yes. Its so old. :nono:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176929)
I have four potatoes, some basil, 3 tomatoes, a fillet of salmon and a vanilla pod (as well as the basic seasonings and oils), what do you propose I make?

Some sort of salad idk. That or make the bin take them, and order a pizza. :spin2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176930)
There are people shouting outside in the street. How likely are they to be twats?

Highly likely. Most likely drunk too I imagine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176932)
If Jords started tickling you, would you tell him to stop?

Yes. I'm very ticklish.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176934)
GypsyGoth. Bit of a douchecanoe?

Oi. Leave Claudia alone. :nono:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176936)
Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it was real life?

Yeah that happened today omfg.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176937)
Has your urine ever screamed?

No. -phones psychiatrist for Shaun-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176938)
Whats your opinion on Shaun's sig?

Its a mess (apart from the gif because he wouldn't have that there if I didn't reblog it on Tumblr so its wonderful).

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176939)
Nathan. A double douchecanoe?

Indeed.

Shaun 06-06-2012 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5179363)
shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

I know, that's my best fran.

Niall 06-06-2012 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176941)
What is a douchecanoe?

The opposite of a doucheayes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176942)
Do you wish reece(: Would get rid of that god damn (: at the end of his username?

****ING YES.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176943)
Do you prefer test tubes or petri dishes?

Test tubes. Petri dishes smell funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176944)
The iceberg that sunk the titantic. How much of a prick is it?

A big prick because if it hadn't sunk it then I wouldn't have had to hear about the bloody ship for days on end earlier this year. :bored:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176945)
Do you remember who had this avatar on tibb?

http://i.imgur.com/2iZKM.jpg

No and that avatar is highly disturbing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5176947)
Would you rather be a pie or a quiche?

A pie. Quiches are gross.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176948)
You are waiting at a bus stop next to a big bushy bush. How many leaves do you pull off whilst waiting for a taxi to arrive?

None because the bush is evil.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176950)
How do you bleed a radiator?

Stab it and watch the water poor out whilst laughing maniacally.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176951)
What else does T-i-B-B stand for?

This is Big Bollocks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176952)
How would you describe your relationship with your front door

Sexual.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176954)
Christopher Biggins : Would you?

I would not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176955)
Is it true that the cockroach that was up Fatima's nose will be in the next CBB?

Who's Fatima

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176957)
Have you ever sat on a tomato and pretended you had a heavy 'flow' to get out of lesson?

Yes. What a day that was..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5176958)
Would you appreciate a kettle as a christmas present?

Yes because the kettle we have at home is broken and disgusting its full of limescale. :bored:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176959)
Would you trade all your Apple products to be Chico's little spoon for a night? I would.

nO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176960)
Do you separate your washing into whites and darks, and if so, do you ever feel guilty for basically reliving the apartheid?

I don't do the washing, my Dad does

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/20...ing1.jpg?w=489

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5176961)
Have you ever killed a spider and wondered if it's family would come and get revenge?

Yes and those thoughts haunt me to this day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176962)
Can I visit you when I come to London in two months?

Yes omfg my brother likes weed you guys would be gr8 friends

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176964)
Did you know that the day after tomorrow is two days away?

Yes Claudia. Yes I did.

Niall 06-06-2012 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176965)
Have you ever taken offense to being likened to a young Joseph Stalin?

No. I take that as a compliment. Being a totalitarian tyrant is what I strive for.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176966)
If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from Brokeback Mountain where he's oh-so-angsty about wanting to bone you, how would you react?

I'd say "Yolo". :evilgrin:

(But no really I don't want to have sex with Patrick (no offence Patrick))


Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176968)
Rate Jamie Pugh in terms of personality.

5/10.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176969)
What is the meaning of the word 'ductractorism'?

Putting duct tape on tractors? :shrug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176970)
Will you post a picture of Steve Blackman in the wrestling thread and I'll love you forever and ever?

Please?

No because thats probably in the sport forum and if I go in there I'll feel dirty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176971)
If Bjork was driving, what colour would the car be?

I HAVE A VIDEO FOR THIS HOW EXCITING



I believe the car is silver.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5176973)
Would you ever buy a pram from kiddicare.com?

No

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176974)
How many Steve Blackman's does it take to fill a Fiat Panda?

47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176976)
Whats the worst smell in the world?

Probably sulphur, vomit or bleech.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176979)
What's your favourite Jacamo advert?

The one with the fat guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176980)
Are you going to answer all these questions or do you want to be banned?

I'm going to answer the questions don't ban me its torTURE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5176981)
What came first the carrot or the cucumber?

The computer, DUH.

Niall 06-06-2012 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176982)

They're helping the woman wash in milk to soften her skin like Cleopatra once did, aw what a lovely gesture

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176983)
Would you lie to Charles & Eddie?

Who

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176984)
Did I just brush my teeth?

No, you flithy *****.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176987)
If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from WALL-E where he's trying to override an evil robot steering a ship full of all-obese humans away from Earth, how would you react?

I would help him, whilst Stacey screamed in horror because fat people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176988)
Have you ever been in that situation when you lose your keys and your phone?

Yes. Well I didn't really 'lose' my phone, but it's battery died to so I had to walk the general area around my house for a few hours because no-one I knew was at home and my Dad was at work and I felt hOMEless and it was awful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176989)
Did Claudia just misspell 'lose'?

No. :suspect:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5176990)
Igor Biscan?

I definitely would :amazed:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176991)
Whats your opinion on cougars?

They need to close their legs lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 5176993)
Is Marc a real human or did white noise manage to formulate a TiBB account?

The latter, obviously.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176994)
Did you know Niall that I copied and pasted it?

Copied and pasted what I'm confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redway (Post 5176995)
What's the most arkward experience you've ever had?

Oh thats a tough one.

My Mum finding an um less than reputable website in my internet history, and asking what the hell it was was pretty damn awkward sljkh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176996)
I think this is a leading question, is this a leading question?

Yes I learnt about that in psychology. I LEARNT SOMETHING I FEEL SMART. :amazed:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5176997)
Is Stu short for 'Stufafafafafalaffel'?

Yes, I believe that name's origin is german?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5176998)
And I already corrected the spelling of situation (it was sutuation) can you imagine that?

Oh so thats what you were talking about up there.

But, no well done you.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/ko...d-on-white.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5176999)
If your were a puddle where would you like to accumulate?

Next to pavement, so cars splash me into people whilst they pass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5177000)
Is Redway really always impartial?

Yes, and whoever questions that should be shot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 5177001)
I went back and edited it?

Idk what you did honey, I wasn't awake.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5177002)
If you were a pile of leaves and some kids came and jumped on you and kicked you about would you tell them to **** off?

Yes, and I'd put the fear of God into them by chasing them down the street.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5177003)
Would you ever have sex with a woman?

If you paid me, yes.


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