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Kyle 04-08-2013 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 6247672)
Room for another aboard, where shall I put my coat?.....
http://static.entertainmentwise.com/...inslet3(1).jpg
Smeagol is our coat rack, we found him scuttling about trying to crash the ship into some rocks earlier, welcome aboard me hearty. :xyxwave:

Kate! 04-08-2013 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247683)
Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.
It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:

Verbal 04-08-2013 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247683)
Right I just went below deck to see if the torture rack was ready for the spy that Kate had found but its not there. Which one of you forgot to go to Ann Summers and pick up the chuffing torture rack? Own up! The feather duster and a weird cactus shape thing is here but no friggin torture rack.
It be in Kate's quarters, Cpt'n

http://www.larsby.com/johan/wp-conte...1-at-21.36.jpg

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247690)
It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:
I already have the key to your cabin :devil: and that's not the only thing in your closet, really Kate :nono: :joker:

Kate! 04-08-2013 04:47 PM
:joker:

Verbal 04-08-2013 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247690)
It's fine, here's the key to my cabin, there's a spare in my closet, I like to be prepared :devil:
:joker: Hadn't even read your post before

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6247698)
:joker: Hadn't even read your post before
Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:

Kate! 04-08-2013 04:50 PM
I meant the small closet godammit. There's a couple of celeb stowaways in the large closet, they just won't come out ;)

Verbal 04-08-2013 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247702)
Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:
Its me in the gimp mask, she made me wear it, her cabin is a dungeon of filth, Cpt'n

Kate! 04-08-2013 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247702)
Well how did Hermit know Kate? Does he have a key too? :conf::conf:



:joker:
:evilgrin:

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247704)
I meant the small closet godammit. There's a couple of celeb stowaways in the large closet, they just won't come out ;)
Why Dani De Vito? What could you possibly want with him?

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6247705)
Its me in the gimp mask, she made me wear it, her cabin is a dungeon of filth, Cpt'n
I see, so that's why you couldn't report for pirate duties on Thursday. You told me there was a Swansea match on you liar! :dance:

Kate! 04-08-2013 04:53 PM
Have we musicians on board, to play after tonight's feast, we need musical accompaniment when we sing in praise of Sam later.

Verbal 04-08-2013 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247710)
I see, so that's why you couldn't report for pirate duties on Thursday. You told me there was a Swansea match on you liar! :dance:
She promised me that she would help me get to the match if I first 'played' with her in the dungeon, Cpt'n

I saw things I never seen before, Cpt'n, and hope to never see again

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247714)
Have we musicians on board, to play after tonight's feast, we need musical accompaniment when we sing in praise of Sam later.
Oh great someone forgot the instruments aswell, some pirate crew we are.


Honestly I would probably be better off on Dexters ship I bet he doesn't forget the torture rack and xylophone! :cloud::cloud:

Kyle 04-08-2013 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6247719)
She promised me that she would help me get to the match if I first 'played' with her in the dungeon, Cpt'n

I saw things I never seen before, Cpt'n, and hope to never see again
It was just a dream Hermie, it was all just a dream, go back to sleep you'll feel better in the morning with a good jug of rum down your gullet! :dance:

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:01 PM
What are we to do with Iain of Lee ? I say we poll the crew to see if him or Kate should walk the plank

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:04 PM
I don't do planks, it's against my religion.

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247725)
It was just a dream Hermie, it was all just a dream, go back to sleep you'll feel better in the morning with a good jug of rum down your gullet! :dance:
"But where has the rum gone?"

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247750)
I don't do planks, it's against my religion.
Get walkin....... :joker:

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247754)
"But where has the rum gone?"
:whistle::conf2:

anne666 04-08-2013 05:05 PM
Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247754)
"But where has the rum gone?"
Kazanne and Kiera Knightly buried it somewhere under an island and now we can't find it. We've lost Mr Rochester and now the rum.

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6247759)
Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?
Not for long :joker: There is indeed, Mutiny on the Bounty afoot

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6247759)
Are you mad B*****s still all sea. Is anyone left alive?
You tell us, your in the brig after all. :joker:


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