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(ta for the new page Jamie)
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But if you rig the countdown for one of my votes to win then all is forgiven. <3 |
...you want Sherrie Hewson to win, right?
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The Countdown Commenceth
http://i.imgur.com/8xxBgZE.gif [yes, the logo's still terrible, it'll be easier for us all if we get used to it now] Hi there. Welcome to the TiBB Random Reality Ranking 2k15, in which I count down 90 reality stars as chosen by (19 of) you. There will be tantrums, there will be tears, there will be Vivica A. Fox gifs, and by the end of the night (/some point early tomorrow morning), we'll know who your top reality star of the past 360-something days has been. Yesterday, you voted Monica Michael as the 90th member of the ranking (yes, really) (it was you) and as well as finding out where she's placed, you'll be discovering where the other 89 are, how many votes they got and how many points that equates to. Exciting maths! I can confirm that there are 17 representatives of Celebrity Big Brother on the list, 13 Survivors, 10 housemates from Big Brother UK, 7-a-piece from Big Brothers US and Canada, as well as from The Apprentice UK, 6 from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, 5 from The X Factor, 4 from The Great British Bake Off, 3 from the Great Comic Relief Bake Off and Love Island, 2 from Strictly Come Dancing, The Amazing Race and RuPaul's Drag Race and 1 each from Britain's Got Talent and the Celebrity Apprentice. Each one will get a write-up to some extent, with shorter entries for the irrelevant ones and longer ones for those placing higher (and people I like, just because) I apologise in advance for how long this is going to be. First time I've ever said that. Ha. Best get on with it before I make any other dick jokes. |
Oh I didn't think to vote for anyone from BGT. :fist: :laugh:
I'd have filled up half of my ranking with animal acts too, what a missed opportunity. </3 |
But first (/julie chen): some honourable mentions for the people who got 1 vote each, but didn't do enough to qualify for the main event:
Spoiler: Now, let's get this ranking underway with #90... |
I'd express surprise at Eurovision being in the logo and worry I'd forgotten to vote for someone from that but, mercifully, it was a terrible year for it.
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#90 http://i.imgur.com/3PoVSs6.png Points: 3 Votes: 2 Well, if you’re going to start a ranking, you might as well do it in style. The first male housemate to be evicted first from the Big Brother house, the first sign that BBUK16 may not be what we’d all hoped it would be (in… more ways than one), and the first 2k15 contestant to leave this ranking. That’s showbiz for you. |
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#89 http://i.imgur.com/f53b1Wf.png Points: 4 Votes: 2 Former footballer Kieron was perhaps one of the best known names in this year’s jungle line-up (at least not with someone allergic to football like me), but his unlikely alliance with Chris Eubank and Lady C Of All People made him a firm-ish favourite with the public and he finished in 4th place. Even though, y’know, he tried to quit the thing halfway through. |
And I was so sure his Judge Rinder promo would see him soar up the list :( Simon not Kieron Dyer (but who knows?)
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#88 http://i.imgur.com/FuBRPkB.png Points: 8 Votes: 2 Kellie, tired of… I don’t know, having to sleep with Danny Dyer, escaped off to Strictly where she met a knight in shining lycra from Grimsby. She danced quite a bit, as you tend to do on Strictly, and ended up in the final alongside Georgia & Giovanni, Katie & Anton and Jay & Vanessa. She didn’t win, but she got to dance as Princess Leia with cinnamon rolls stapled to her ears, and that counts as a happily ever after in my book. |
#87 http://i.imgur.com/uyjmRBK.png Points: 9 Votes: 2 Slay a bit. Fierce by name and fierce by nature, Jaidynn Diore Fierce (real name Christopher Williams) finished in 8th place on the latest season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. She impersonated Raven-Symone for the Snatch Game round so well that a petition was started to remove Jaidynn from The View. I think. |
*puts on Break Free out of respect*
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#86 http://i.imgur.com/Vvsz0El.png Points: 10 Votes: 2 Sandy was one of the… livelier participants in this year’s Bake Off, always picking up her wobbles and whatnot. Sadly, as we all are eventually, she became unstuck by her Spanische Windtorte and was fourth to leave the tent. A modern tragedy worthy of The Globe, I’m sure you’ll agree tbh. |
Simon - SHOWBIZZZZZ
Kieron - Quite annoying at points Kellie - :love: Jaidynn - Dunno who she is |
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*puts on Break Free again out of respect*
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#85 http://i.imgur.com/skRga7h.png Points: 14 Votes: 2 The designated older houseguest and inevitable first boot from this year’s season of Big Brother Canada, Patricia “Risha” Denner may not have made much of an impression (as perhaps evidenced by the fact that I’d called her ‘Risha Dinner’ until I went back over at the end), but from her short stay in the house (I know some people said that she didn’t have enough of a game etc, which might have made sense if she was in the house longer than twenty minutes) she seemed preferable to, well, a number of other houseguests. So, of course, the Canadian public voted her out over Pilar Of All People. Also she took her bra off once? Was that a thing? Risha Denner, everyone. |
Didnt watch much BBCA this year, but shes hawt
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