DR Uncut:
-Sara teaching Rachel what condiments are :joker: she was sooooo earnest and amazed by it all and it made me cackle so hard
-Rachel helping Mikey with Thriller <3
-omg and then she’s comforting Sara too after she was nominated, so nice even though Sara nominates her literally ever week :joker::love:
-wtf and then Mo wants to get into bed with Kat and Rachel and Rachel has to politely tell him that she wouldn’t feel comfortable O_O

Day 80:
-:rolleyes: Rex and Darnell and Mo talking **** about Rachel because she's like... happy and acting like a normal human being and trying to have fun?
-alol and then Rex gets mad at Darnell for laughing during the silent protest and Rachel #clapsback with "That's blatantly rude! Are you that much of a control freak for wanting people to be quiet all the time???" :love:

DR Uncut:
-lmao Rex criticized Rachel’s “Free Mo Mo” sign and she’s just like “well… I like it ^_^” queen <3
-lol Rachel wanted to use a token and Nicole flipping out bc she doesn’t want to straighten her hair yet and Rachel’s just like “well we’ve always done it on Fridays” and Nicole’s just like “OH SO EVEN THOUGH I’M GETTING EVICTED YOU STILL GET THE FIRST CHOICE?!?!?!” and Rachel’s just like “O_O ok Nicole I’m gonna go run this token but you can use one for yourself later!” lmaoooo
-lmaooooo Nicole’s still complaining and Rachel’s in the DR like “wtf how did I just cause drama by wanting to use a token? Just bc Nicole’s nominated doesn’t mean we’re not allowed to straighten our hair! Why is that an issue?!?!?!?! IS NICOLE GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING, IS THAT WHY WE ALL NEED TO HAVE FRIZZY HAIR EXCEPT FOR HER?!?!?!” :joker::joker::joker:
-lol and then Rex is yelling at Kat and Rachel for being attention-seeking during the silent protest but Rachel is giving it back to him :love:

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Day 81:
-BB giving Rachel a basket of grapes as her gift :love: she wants to try to break the world record for most grapes eaten in one day!
-ugh and she's such a good friend, even to Darnell when he's being a twat! He's throwing a strop over his MP3 player and Rachel's doing a gr8 job as his psychologist, telling him that when he was a child he would always throw a strop until he go twhat he wanted so now he always wants what he can't have *furiously scribbles notes into my notepad and sagely nods at Rachel's wisdom*

Day 82:
-lmao Kathreya is being hilariously transparent and fraduluent bc she's crying that A) Darnell is being mean to her, and that B) she's not Head of House :joker:, so she's crying and Rachel is doing her best to comfort her. Of course Rex started berating Rachel for making Kat cry but Rachel did a superb job standing up for herself and saying that she's just being a good friend and Kat was already crying beforehand :love:
-and then the back half of this episode was just Darnell calling Sara a slut and a bitch and Rachel gave her a hug too afterwards :love: Queen of picking others up when they're down!

Day 83:
-WOW Rachel, queen of casino croupiers :love: too bad they didn't even show her and Lisa's card tricks :(
-and then Rachel was pretty UTR just saying some nice **** to Darnell when he was too busy throwing himself a pity party bc he called Sara a slut and a dumb bitch :rolleyes: Rachel's so generous spending her time and goodwill on such a peasant :love:

Day 84:
-Rachel is being really sweet talking to Kat when she's freaking out about everyone being paranoid about the final and the hundred thousand cheque :love:
-omg no Rachel hit a jackpot on the slot machine when they're trying to go bankrupt :o queen of making tasks even more suspenseful!
-lmao Rex admitted to nominating Rachel bc of the Millennium Dome cake and then she admits to nominating him and not liking him whenever Nicole was in the house :joker: nothing quite like honesty!

Day 85:
-Rachel telling Darnell that he should be HAPPY because all of his friends are going to be in the final together :love: queen of comforting human garbage when they're down
-YAS and even Rachel is telling Rex that he was putting the blame on Sara for Darnell wanting to walk :love: who's sitting on the fence here?????

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Day 86:
-alol Rachel didn't get Mikey's standup comedy joke about how "I don't know if there are any other blind comedians but if there are I haven't seen them" :joker:
-aww and she's so happy that Sara and Darnell are getting on again #HappyHappyHouse, she's even being all benevolent when they're flirting and this close to hooking up in the pool, she just goes "well they're both adults so they can sort it out" :joker::love:

DR Uncut:
-lmao Rachel freaking out in the DR about her card dealing tricks because her hands are too small for one of the tricks :joker:
-Rex is giving Rachel **** aobut her favorite meal being plain rice and cheese sauce and she’s just like “I’m so boring ^_^ oh yeah! I like plain and simple things!!!” wow queen of being content with herself
-Rachel wanting to use a token for hair straighteners but calling BB out on avoiding her request! Queen of being perceptive

Rachel didn't know what condiments are?

Day 87:
-ew Mohamed was terrible at describing Rachel in the personality traits task, like he said SLOW?!?!?!?! sis you're supposed to describe Rachel not yourself......x
-ew and Darnell did gullible and naive and Rex did immature and ANNOYING these lads need to look in the ****ing mirror!!!!!
-:rolleyes: and then Rachel and Kat started singing I Will Survive and Rex and Darnell just grumble under their breaths about how they're attention-seeking

No :love: Sara used that word and Rachel was soooooo inquisitive because she never heard that word before :joker:

DR Uncut:
-ew @ Darnell and Mo and Rex asking Rachel these gross sexual questions like if she’s ever given her boyfriend a BJ
-aww but Rachel feels less two-faced this week bc she could discuss nominations and tell Lisa that she’s nominated her a few times <3 such a good-hearted soul, hoping everyone makes it to the final and REFUSING to play those games about “who do you think will win x”

Day 88:
-Mikey thinks Rachel was the best Head of House :love: lol this episode had so many random Mikey/Rachel interactions that were sweet even though he definitely wants to bone her
-ew and then they're putting fake tan on Darnell's bum and Rachel's shielding her eyes with a pillow. Of course Rex called her ****ing pathetic :rolleyes: queen of chastity!

Day 89:
-Rachel having a big discussion with BB in the DR about which Disney character she would be <3333 she chose Belle for her human choice and Simba for her animal choice!
-Rex randomly decides to call Rachel out for turning on him bc she nominated him (even though he had already nominated her once before!) and she was just like “well I didn’t like the person you were while Nicole was here :shrug: I’m entitled to that” and he just doubled down on everything as usual and randomly called her out for trying to please everyone?!?! He was just like ‘all you do is agree with everybody” (which doesn’t even make sense in the context of this argument) and Rachel just replied “that’s why I nominated you…and that’s why we’re having this conversation…x” <33333333 Rex’s weave is all over the living area floor

Day 90:
-the Rachel impersonations <33333 my favorite is Mikey running around the house yelling CHICKPEA in his high-pitched voice while throwing chickpeas on the floor and angering everyone :joker: Rachel of course is so lovely, telling everyone that she would clean up the chickpeas so they should all help out! and then Rex started bitching about Mikey Wikey and Rachel was just all “I don’t think Rachel would say that ;)”
-omg and then a heartfelt Rachel DR about how she was supposed to be the one evicted tonight bc Kathreya was the true winner :( :love: and then she was sobbing while packing up Kat’s suitcase :( friendship goals

Day 91:
-Rachel crying when she woke up :( she had a sweet DR about how it’s tough without Kat and Mo but she still has four other great people and she’s going to miss EVERYTHING in the house from the Diary Room and the Tasks to the cameras and the cutlery!
-Rachel saying that she misses even the people who didn’t like her just sums up the entire Rachel experience. Queen of generosity :love:

Day 92/93/FINALE:
-Rachel calling out a sulking and moping Rex in the final HLs and asking him why he needs alcohol to have fun :love: QUEEN of staying above the influence!
-omg and then her winning moment is everything I remembered it to be. Coming out with Mikey’s cup, being disturbed by Lisa’s theory that she had a crush on Mario, giving Nicole a jaw-dropped expression when she heard that she thought she was using Kat to win the money, laughing off Luke’s jealousy as the crowd literally chants “Jealous! Jealous!”, omg it was a ****ing experience :love: literally THE perfect way to cap off this thread and the entire season, it was divine

Big Mouth:
-Most tragic revelation was that Davina *LOST* Mikey's cup :( </3
-but I did get a lot of life from Rachel saying that she doesn't have any intention of getting off of the fence :love:

The Rationale is done :cheer2:
What an iconic thread Macie. Rachel deserves it! Best housemate ever :love:

The cup :clap2:

BBLB Reunion:
-shockingly little Rachel footage BUT I died at the one clip where she planned a trip to the grocery store with the other finalists after they get out of the house :joker: QUEEN of living the simple life!!!

And this is officially the end of the Rationale. Thanks to my ~4 followers for following this incredibly long journey!