'breakfast was great with zoeh and her ex boyfriends :p :p :p' chris :love:

zoe falling BYE :skull: and then her running into the beach hut 'please don't put me on this date'

Zoe spending her entire date with Chris talking about her exes asdfgsdfg I bloody love her

i'm omar going up to everyone chatting about something and being like 'whats going on? :p guys? :p please? :p' and everyone just ignoring him

fookin love naomi

Zoe 'can't believe I have to touch you :worry: I used to give my ex boyfriend massages but I actually liked him :p'
Chris 'well it's nice your ex has come along, there was about 3 of them at breakfast as well'

nnnnn

Daisy & Jordan talking as Zoe just glares at them through the window lmao

Jordan & Chris commentating on Jess & Omar's chat nn

jordan and daisy are literally never shown

why the **** is it always the essex couple who is the producers and fiat 500s fave

Chris B & Danielle slagging everyone off and calling them braindead azxcvsdfgdfgh

ep10-11

01 | Zoe [-]
02 | Jess [-]
03 | Chris [+3]
04 | Josh [-]
05 | Naomi [+1]
06 | Hannah [-1]
07 | Jordan [+1]
08 | Omar [+1]
09 | Chris B [+2]
10 | Lauren [+5]
11 | Luis [+1]
12 | Daisy [-2]
13 | Danielle [-]
14 | Jonathan [-]

The top 5 are MAKING the show

Jon's Dad: 'poor Omar he-'
Hannah: 'POOOUUURRR OMAAAAR!'

:skull:

BYE when they come out from the VM and Hannah's like 'WOOOO oh OWW OWWW ME TOEEEE'

jess and omar :skull:

NOT 'full time lad'

Beth t'devil bitch dancer is COMING :devil:

Max looks like a different person now

NOT 'Islanders, this is Caroline, tonight the public have been voting and the results are in' Emma Willis found at t'job centre?

Caroline: 'You can pick between... or Omar or Jess'
Some random Scottish gal in the audience singing: 'OmaaaaAAAaar, OmAAaar, OmaaaaAAAr'

Rankings: Chris B and Danielle Dumped

1: Naomi (+2)
2: Hannah (-1)
3: Zoe (+2)
4: Chris W (+3)
5: Jess (-3)
6: Jordan (-)
7: Danielle (+3)
8: Chris B (+1)
9: Josh (+3)
10: Daisy (-2)
11: Lauren (-)
12: Luis (+2)
13: Johnathon (-)
14: Omar (+1)

Chris B & Danielle's interview i'm SCREAMING
can't wait for Beth :devil: can feel a new number one coming

WHY does Johnathon have to stick his nose in every single thing

'YEW WILL GOOOH ANYWHERE NEAR A DECK AND BREEEETHE' beth's caused chaos just in ha bikini and she's been in 2 seconds ugh legend?

beth: 'who says she won be in bed wi' max tomoruuuur'
the boys: 'mmmmmm'
beth: 'thank yew :p'

'fookin pelican 'eaded furk' AHHHHHHH