My MP3 player doesn’t wooooork
Oh, it’s working

What would you want to say to Gemma?

Pretty much I will let Gemma know that she is a fat ****

Well let’s see who wins now

Well shut the **** bitch, you didn’t even do anything

Get that fire exit door, I’m off!

Have you learned anything about yourself since you came into the house?
Ahmed: Oh a lot a lot... I learned not to take a toilet tissue for granted and anything in life I will appreciate it so a toilet tissue is a toilet tissue, but now you see in a different way and that's a GREAT thing, that's the best thing in life! It's like having... continuous ORGASM 24 hours a day.
...Thank you Ahmed
Ahmed: Thank you very much Big Brother. Okay I enjoyed the conversation although you have a male voice. WHERE ARE THE FEMALES? EH?! I wanna say CIAO to the sexy one. Goodbye Big Brother!

It's dog eat dog in here
Let's see who wins
END OF

If you were a real celebrity you’d be on celebrity big brother but you’re on this big brother so shut up!

She’s a famous model isn’t she?
... professional slag

I don't know if you think you're some sort of GANGSTER Jayne, cos I don't know what you think you can do apart from talk SHIT!
Bring it on! Do you know what Natalie go for it girl!
You know what I don't need to hear your mouth - you're a TWO FACED. FAKE ARSE. LIAR!

STARVING STARVING STARVING! YOU'RE NOT STARVING COS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOODY STARVING IS GERRY! You might be hungry but you're NOT STARVING!
I'm not having you become a martyr for the starving children!
NO I'M NOT A BLOODY MARTYR! You know what I'll use one of Tracey's phrases, DEAL WIV IT GERRY, DEAL WIV IT!
Ok I will! I never accused you for my lack of food, why do you take it so personally?
YOU MOANED EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED, AND I SAID TO YOU-
You moan all day and complain!
THEN GO IN THERE AND TELL THEM GET RID OF HER, COS I DON'T CARE!

this reminded me of when charley said she was gonna die of dehydration and carole told her she couldn't die of dehydration and she replied well ah'm half african :skull:

I'm actually STARVING right now as I read these quotes that I have no idea about :worry:

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She's like a man in draaaaaaaaag

She's a silent assassin, Saskia is

I wouldn’t pick you up with two ****ty sticks shut up

Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****, that's what I think of you!

I might decide to clean up

I might decide to knock the fook outta ya as well

I'm not gonna be lectured on international politics and history by someone that's never read a book

How dare you say I want to win because I want to win?

she's clearly not ****ing emotionally stable :mad: her retaliation is violence :mad: and then what do I do, put meself in ****ing prison? :mad: coz i'm gonna hit her 10 times harder than she can ****ing hit me :mad: i will pick up any object and i will do something :mad: because i'm put in a position where i feel like my life is threatened :mad: she's ****ing 6 times the size of me :mad: ****ing fat **** :mad:

"With her great big silicone chunky thunder thighs... she can FACK OFF..."

Who said that?

“Not only you’re a fake. You’re a liar. BA BOOM!”
~Jade Goody, 2007, RIP

That’s what I don’t like you got attitude- berr (a lot) attitude