"michaewl!! Wiwl yer look at me!!"

Ooh Michael me and you are going to fall out today

I'm Gavin being apathetic when my lifelong best friend tells me he wants to kill himself

i mean they come back after 10 with all the pressure on, billy big bollocks now in USA- pull off a Christmas special that was brilliant and get the biggest scripted show of the 2010s

that is impressive

and it was a great way to finish Christmas day 2019

:clap1:

that said the TL and I had to rewatch on boxing day as we could not remember owt :skull:

They’ll end up calling me THREE STEAKS PAM :omgno:

Not even an "omg are you okay? :worry:" or "I'm here for you :bawling:" just "you'd need hundreds of nurofen to kill you", Smithy saying he can't afford it if he's going on holiday, and then the scene ends

:joker:

:joker:

I LOVE Pam's nicknames.

"Do you know Sue? BIG FAT SUE?"

"DON'T CALL her that! It's sueZANNE!"

genius

Justice for Japanese Margaret and No Man Jan

“The truth is, I don’t want anybody in this room being raped, myself included.”

When Gav and Stace are shagging.

"They say it's gonna rain later on!"

"Yeah... ha ha, quite hard..."

Fat no more Pat didn't lose weight for this slander

I'm Cath gorging on pancakes and then throwing them up to stay skinny while shagging the headmaster at the school I work at

Michael, she is the reason Smithy is B-I-G!!

“Mick, Mick, MICHAEL WILL YOU LOOK AT ME?”
“Everybody’s staring at us.....”
“Yeah and you know why? Because they’re looking, thinking, look at that lanky, mardy, arse, who can’t even be bothered to hold up a banner. A BEAUTIFUL BANNER. That his wife spent 3 hours preparing last night.”
“Only took 3 hours because you couldn’t spell Stacey.”
“I JUST GOT CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THE BIG PEN :oh:”

“Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.”

"remember when I told you Nessa was in the original line up of All Saints? but she had to leave because she didnt get on with Shaznay"

Oh-bama. Oh-sama. Very different people with very different ideas.

OHH **** A BRICK

You broke my heart Tom, simple as. But worse than that you took my lyrics to Sex Bomb and panned them off as your own. Now back off. :oh:"

This is so true. The character was more suitable for catherine tate show or little britain it was too fake a character for a show like gavin and stacey

You’re poking me every day...on Facebook