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What did the earwigs sing?

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All the others are ligers.

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…some spin the bottle…Hanah does a lap dance for Nathan…and Emma and Marcello kiss…

Last one!

Ali disappeared for ages after that dialogue and we saw her next in the garden much later on having a smoke.

Ali dressed in a power suit fending off inane questions about things that happened weeks back. I don't understand why Hanah CARES when she was saved (even if because of Lily). And Emma has spent most of her time complaining about Lily while not saying anything to her face. Plus it's the last night... urgh.

Emma and Hanah are the real heros here keeping it interesting all the way to the final highlights show :flutter:

:laugh: Haha, Maybe I'd agree if they were regurgitating stuff that had already been complained about weeks ago. I personally would rather see Ali and Shegun dance like Sims. :dance:

There was a lot of dancing last night. Nathan threw some shapes. Unfortunately not very good ones.

He's like a baby Giraffe

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