Yeah his support has shot up and i hope it continues to do so

my top 10:

10. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever

9. "I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

8. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in

7. "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

6. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour

5. 'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

4. "Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

3. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party

Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?

Sophie: no

Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

2. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added

1. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts

I made a thread for this quote.

From the letter he sent to one of his fans. 'I'm glad you like cats. I have a Siamese one. His name is Abdul; he is a little sh*t

THAT was just superb :laugh:

When Bea was trying to commandeer the bog snokelling task:

For one, it's boring and sh!t, and secondly, I want to do the other one.

:laugh3:

sorry if that's been said

the only other one that can make me cry as much with laughter as those is after noirin and isaac go, "great, now we;ve got more duvets to take into the garden"

and when the bowl broke and he carried on eating from half a bowl, someone here has it as their sig and i love it

great list of favourites!

marcusisms
 

hate to admit it but am actually finding marcus funnier by the day, here are my top three 'Marcusisms' so far.

1 how do u like them apples
2 i am THE irrepressible dark horse
3 maybe she was busy (bout Beas mum!)

he is truly hilarious

I also pmsl when he did the alphabet task, and his first two words were bastards n bollocks!

Feel free to add to this, lets get a top ten marcusisms from the die hard fans!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Everyone is warming to Darkhorse!

I don't get the apples comment.

There is a thread full of marcus quotes some where!

thats true. I reckon the vast majority of this forum have him in their top 3 HMs

the almighty marcus quotes thread!!

When Charlie is making his way back from the message from home. "time to get the tissuess out"

Theres **** in the pool and that rant made me rofl

haha this one is so funny, and when he slagged off the production team in his message

marcusisms
 

one of my faves is (to David) Sorry for calling u a *******!:pat:

Marcus heard a cameraman coughing last night while he was brushing his teeth

He said Oh not you again

Get some Tixylix lol

IM CRYING. I'm laughing so ****ing hard.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

haha thats awesome. Marcus has saved this show so badly. God the show was boring when Marcus was just moping around after the noirin ****. but ever since noirin left, Marcus comes up with like 3 or 4 funny lines each day. He better win. His winning interview would be awesome, saying he knew hed win and calling Sree a wanker and everything hehe.

Marcus: it's only a crane fly.
[...]
Bea: what was that doing on my foot?
Marcus: Maybe it was masturbating.


:banana::banana::banana:

Bea was trying to 'guilt - trip' Marcus by the pool discussing about nominations..

Bea: "I dont know what to do?"
Marcus: "Do what you think is right."
Bea: "I dont know whats right"

Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it know what is right."

"Minge Bagery"

Marcus "Im going to be an arse model after the show"

This is so funny to read

Could I request that Jayson updates the first post in this thread and the title? Lots of quality quotes have been added since the last update.

This was ages ago and I'm not sure whether somebody else had said this already or not:

After correctly predicting the winners of the sports day Marcus has won the opportunity to join the School Disco.
Marcus: Any team with Sree was going to lose.

I love this thread xD

This man needs to be on TV long after Big Brother has ended.

that was ****ing amazing


Im getting this thread ready for the 3983498 amazing quotes he ll say tonight

"Hello, my names Alfont. I'm a fricking idiot". Not one of his best but it made me laugh. :laugh::laugh:

"They're probably going to be friends in 5 minutes or they won't be"

Just Marcus' voice coming from the 'headless horseman' body laying in the garden whilst wrapped in a duvet, will be in my brain forever!

:joker:

Practically the he-man of comedy.

ROFL

Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".

lol i like this comedy name calling of his family its fun :tongue:

who did he say number 12 about, don't remember that?!

please no more, my stomach is hurtin from laffin so hard.

I would piss on your head while you slept. To Bea after she asked him what he would do if she stole his cider?:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::n ono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

Marcus rocks my world!

"Old minge bag" :laugh2:

Legend never fails to make me laugh!

Bea: "What do you want for a can?"

Marcus: "Blow job"

:laugh3: