He's bidded 5p too less.

It's not happening s0b.

I don't think I can take much more. Today has felt like I've been twatted by a bunch of chavs, who then pissed on me and left me outside a brothel... then I was fiddled with by an old lady.

this Ozil announcement is starting to take the piss.. i'm hoping they are planning on announcing more than 1 signing together

Manchester United have agreed to pay Athletic Bilbao the requested €36 million for midfielder Ander Herrera, Old Trafford sources have told ESPN FC.

http://img.pandawhale.com/73062-anna...pitch-FDEm.gif

The BBC are doing this on the red button.

i dont want to talk to my TV about the transfers though

Tom McDermott ‏@FootballMcD 1m
Latest reports from Spain suggest that #mufc MAY have left without completing a deal for Herrera. Unconfirmed at this stage.

Kill me. Think I'm going to take up women's netball.

Who in gods name is that twat Tom McDermott

Ozil is a fabulous signing for Arsenal!

Oh :pipe:

A journalist. Known of him for some time. Hope what he's heard is wrong.

Rory Delap to Burton Albion, what a come down!

AS reporter says he’s been told that #MUFC have apparently left without paying Herrera’s clause because of a bureaucratic problem.

The reporter asks the question “Will they return?” at the end of his tweet. My guess is as good as yours as to whether they will.

From it happening to it being off in the space of five minutes. Kill me.

not always.. this time last week Ozil wasn't available, only now we've been able to get him.

Bendtner to Palace it seems

Fellaini's left Everton's training ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

It's a tweet from last year... (which was taking a pop evidently at MCFC because our window was awful) just ironic now considering United have done **** all and are scrambling now in the last few hours.

YES! JUST HEARD! COME ON SON!


Probably get held up in traffic for 4 hours knowing our luck.

ohhhh yeah, i getchaaa

Are you really Wayne Rooney?

They are dropping him off at the Etihad instead, they've hooked the sat-nav up wrong

Knowing our luck, he'll get stuck in traffic. Ed Woodward goes to fetch him on his bike... then cycles right 'effin past him...

all this despite the fact he's the only pissing guy with an afro sticking out the window.

i know it's a horrible and morbid thought but I can imagine loads of fans being pissed off if a player happened to die in a crash on the way to their rumoured new club

Won't be us. That Fellaini afro has numerous uses.

Bizarre thought.

Oh ffs! Under three hours!...


Niall pissing quinn in the studio!

This is one big nightmare!

http://i.imgur.com/Z2vblbn.png

Gary Cotterill, lol.

:joker:

Stephen McPhail and Heider Helgusson both released by Cardiff.

LMFAO! WTF is that?!

good old Geraint getting the gooners under control #alliteration

The Bobby Charlton comb-over.

One of the best gifs I've ever seen.

Fellaini arriving for his medical :laugh:

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...tar69714_9.gif Shall be using this if we sign anyone.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...42108_700b.jpg

Fellaini is on his way.

There are precious few cast-offs from the Premiership/First Div., sich Gordon Strachan's day.