this whole studio format and live dumping is so messy

whew Miss Cally is gorgeous

too bad she doesn't say anything :oh: but she's so gorge :p

Naomi unintentionally making Jon fume over everything asdfsdf

Rankings: Naomi & Travis Dumped

1: Naomi (-)
2: Hannah (-)
3: Zoe (+3)
4: Jess (-1)
5: Max (+5)
6: Cally
7: Lauren (+2)
8: Jordan (-1)
9: Travis
10: Josh (+1)
11: Luis (+2)
12: Johnathon (+2)

over IT, this show is going to go to **** now

the show was so much better when they let / showed the islanders drink, smoke, have sex

Josh is suuuuch a twat :skull:

Jess 'I'm gonna drown her :laugh:'
Josh 'YOU'RE GONNA DROWN HER? :eek:'

Calum 'I've come to take the boys to Magaluf'
Zoe 'He's ****ed up my whole sex plan :oh: oh well Jordan's 32 he's old he won't get it on with anyone'

asdfgdfgh

when was this :suspect:

Omg I feel so bad for Lauren :(

When Jess was slagging Naomi off to the lads in the bedroom

now you know why ah loov her :love:

why are they all being so harsh (well Luis and John) on zoe, she doesn't want to do sex positions on tv it doesn't even affect them get over it :oh: jess showing sympathy generous queen

zoe crying :bawling: the poor girl

lmfao @ the girl Josh brought back from Maga

'So far I've just had a cup of tea and done a bit of washing up' nn

ah was screaming at this whole thing

That was so bizarre and random when Josh and Travis brought those two girls back into the Villa

Josh was a dick to that girl only bringing her back to make Naomi jealous

SCREECHING @ Zoe & Jordan's sex on his birthday

'I can tell your loving it'
'Yeah'
'Magical birthday :laugh: my vagina feels like it's just been hit.. by a train'

and then Iain 'hulk smash' ahhhhhh

screaming at them all watching

oh we LOVE feminist Ranni

these dinner date girls are so average :skull:

zoe seeing her and eating when jordan's ex came :skull:

Travis being in the top 3 votes for biggest player lmao he's had like a minute of airtime

AND the most fake ahh GET him

we love the btec casa amor

jordan must have done something bad his ex is broken :umm2:

Luis & Cally are so cute :hugesmile:

Luis is gross

a SCREAM at Jasmine going 'AM FOOKIN DUN WITH THIS VILLA' after being there for 50 mins

Well he did try to play Lauren and Jess off against each other, Asking Jess out for the date only to get rejected. And then asking Lauren as if she was his first and only choice :joker:

yeah that episode was the night before the polls open ah think so it makes sense

WHY are jess's little trotters at the bottom of the screen in every beach hut clip, put them AWAY :oh:

https://uploadir.com/u/7p46rva6 https://uploadir.com/u/mwav7fbr

Cally and Naomi are the two prettiest gals who've been on LI

the way they are all treating lauren is making me SCREAM

not cally doing Lauren's makeup and then the bitch goes 'that's too much ah look like a clown :oh:'

so they can bring back omar and the twins but NOT beth and naomi? i'm not interested

Naomi 'what kind of sausage do you like?'
Jess 'well you've taken all my sausage'

lmao

WHY is Zoe in the B2 :oh: