btw in case ye missed
Can I have a shed :lovedup:

Okey Dokey! Your house will me finished first :)

why thank you, come inside?
*makes note to need sugar later*

&why thank you Annie :blush2:

still nobody has the mansion :shrug: hmmmmmmmmmm

Please may I be allowed to move into "Xanders Brothel" Co Own by Christina.

I want a bouncy castle outside of my house :cheer: Anyone is welcome to have a good ol' bounce, or if you'd like to book an event dial 09011 B1G B00B5 B0UNCY C45T135.

Sia Darlin' can I have a apple tree and a treehouse?

Tar! Thanks darlin'

Ohohohoh - and 3 doggies please :thumbs2: x :wink:

TY! x

I would like to purchase the mansion as stated... I am willing to pay with 10 million lemons!

Excuse me! There's only room for one brothel in this neighborhood and that's in my basement! Don't make me send Queen Kong over!

Ok really not going to bed anymore..

Can I have a sex swing outside please?

*goes over to Nicky's and kills a spider*

at last, the mansion seems to be sold LOL:joker::kiss:

Thank you darling

*folds legs* Now darlings, what is the gossip, what is the juice, tell me darlings, I must know

*takes large swig*

I bet you love living next door to the most beautiful house on the street. You are welcome to pop over any time, as you are my nearest neighbour.

*comes over and jumps in Ross' swimming pool*

*Chokes*

My lemon stall is gone!! The thugs in this town are horrible!!
I am going to have to take measures into my own hands, I would like to purchase a shop with my left over lemons!

With machine guns outside it!

A rich man has moved into the mansion, *****s assemble!

So Fom, fancy a bit of a tumble with the hottest hookers around? :laugh3:

Brb.

*gets out of pool to go water plants*

WHY IS MA FENCE OPEN?!?!

*Raids Ross's bedside cabinet drawers*

:shocked:

NONONONONONONONO!!!

I'lll post a pic to show Mr Spiders wife is still here ..

good night everyone have fun:kiss:

I dont mix with peasant scum like you, now dont touch me I could catch something.

Hey hun.

I don't fancy sleeping alone tonight.
I've rented a horror movie, want to stay over? :sad:

We'll pop over to Tibborrisons and get some alcohol.

*points at Nicky*
Was her :angel:

Night Angie darling :hug:

My girls are the best in the business! They're like the birds from secret diary of a call girl!

For this injustice I'm gonna send around Queen Kong to destroy your lemons!

Night Angie x

I think Fom should invite us to his mansion, its not like its a small place is it!?

Partayy Fom! :dazzler:

Mmmmm well horror movies really scare me.. I would need you to protect me.. *twirls hair with finger*

But yeah I would rather go to Tibbsco.. its better and I have a Tibbcard.

Oh, welcome to our street Josh!

Ok, I can use my discount Tibbso card too.

Ok, well the movie is Halloween. We can talk about boys! :whistle:

:shocked:

Wasnt me wasnt me !

*points*

It was Chewy *nods* xx

WHERE ARE MY PINK CURTAINS? :(

As I mentioned... dont need common filth in my house *Sticks nose up*
I demand a very high fence around my house :bored:

i did a temp one!
i'll make an amazing one 2moz :)

*Gets out and pushes Nicky in the pool and then does a runner*

Ahh Tibbsco discount.. Actually TALKING ABOUT BOYS.. yeah I had something to do tonight.. eh think I should get back to my desperate housewives.. I am sure there will be something I am missing out on..

Eh raincheck?

can i live in a carboard box at the edge of the street?

PINK CURTAINS.

adding now