Do these include him voting for a contestant to return and him picking me because third time lucky? :joker:

Oh poo I was nearly out!

JUST FOR ALL THE CONTESTANT'S INFORMATION, HERE ARE THE CORRECT ANSWERS FOR PART TWO OF LAST NIGHTS TASK:

Quote 1.:*

"Now they all think I'm a pervert, because when my ship sank off the coast of Portobello, they found me in the sea clinging to the ring of an upturned bouy"

CAPTAIN BILLY BONER (I thought you'd have all got this with 'ship' and 'Portobello' suggesting pirates, and 'Billy Boner' being a play on Captain Billy BONES'.

Quote 2.:*

"Daddy was always sweet to me, but then again he was only my Sugar daddy."

MISTRESS CANDY FLOSS (An EASY one.)

Quote 3. :*

"When I was on active serviced in the Army, I was responsible for a Tibbie being killed in action by 'friendly fire', because I told all my lads to 'Fire at Will."

MAJOR PADDY O'DAWS

Quote 4.:

"I lost my job when I scalded a patient's penis, but it wasn't my fault. I didn't hear the doctor correctly when he said "Prick his boil"

NURSE IMA IDJIUT (Anyone doing this HAS to be an idiot.)

Quote 5. :

"I'm fecking sick of being unemployed so I'm moving to a place called 'Jeopardy' because I read in the paper that 5,000 jobs are in jeopardy".*

RON D'VALLI (No work going in the RHONDDA VALLEY in Wales. :hehe:)

Oh we'll I did monumentally badly :joker:

:laugh: So did all the others. It must be me who is a lousy Game Show host. :laugh:

No you're not! I hope you find love with one of the other girls x

I think I'll be left with just my gay relationship with Johnny to be honest. :laugh:

Sorry I wasn't there for you last night Kirk, but I had a previous engagement feeding starving people/building homes for the homeless... or some sh-t. Thank you for keeping me though :love:

Courtney, so sorry to see you go :(

I take that back, bitch!

I would just like to point out that I'd sent my answers much earlier but PM'd them instead of posting (not that it matters, but if I'd have been eliminated because of this controversy I'd be RAGING :fist:)

**** off.

I won't be here tonight I am going to my friends 18th birthday x

I'm at chinese, might be a few mins late :worry:

Never mind :laugh:

HBIC has arrived

I'm here

*Orders the finest champagne for Kirk and us ladies to enjoy, and Lambrini for Johnny*

Ooh okay

If I'm the only one here and I manage to lose against myself, I don't think I'll be to help but take it personally...

Oh, never mind

*slips rat poison in Jamie's drink*

I've really enjoyed my time and the fact I slayed most hoes in the last two tasks proves that. I adore kirk and want to stay with him all the way to the finale.. :love:

It has meant so much I came in on day 1 as the underdog and I thought so much task after task and survived eviction after eviction but I'm not ready for my experience to end I want to make that final

It's meant the world to me, it's literally the most amazing thing I've ever done, and I've been to Diggerland, so I know amazing!
I've learnt a lot about other people too, like how inferior most of them are to me. And I mean that sincerely.
Please let me further my experience as I have so much more to give (and take ;) ) :love: