Nicky Maxwell has got higher than the Ultimate Housemate? :umm2:

I think the real tragedy here is the axeing of Shell Jubin :nono:

Had I been able to come earlier there'd have been about 3-5 I'd have cut before her in this round so oops</3

I trust Cal to give Nadia a good write up </3

iconic round

Nicky is a Top 5 HM so Dan did good :clap1:

47th: Charlie Doherty
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...5431023114.jpg

Now she should really count her lucky stars that she's had Cal in this rankdown, because Charlie deserves to be 125th at best!

She was part of the weird BB17 launch night twist due to her ex-romance with Jason, and unfortunately it her her infuriating obsession which is what led to her downfall.

Following him around, having tantrums, coming back in a task only to shout abuse at him, crying etc; all great in the form of gifs, but she literally handed him the win. Charlie provided a great subplot and I think it worked better when she was in the "other" house but she ruined her chances the moment she couldn't let go.

Charlie was fine and definitely is not the worst to come from BB17, but enough is enough.

Not even top 50 tbh

48. Shabnam Paryani (BB8 - 20th Place)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com...victed-040.jpg

Shabnam is....... okay lol but she's maybe #148 for me, not #48. She was one of the more obvious first boots on a show that almost entirely casts first boots, and she didn't fail to deliver on being ~entertaining~! She was "messy," a word that has lost meaning on this forum, she got in random arguments and **** like bananas, and she was a huuuuuuuge fame***** who had good intentions but was desperate beyond belief. This led to her having an iconic eviction where she danced on top of the stairs like a huge buffoon singing A TO THE A TO THE B TO THE B and dancing and accurately stating "I don't know what I'm doing" :love:

Can you tell I don't have much to say about Shabnam? She was fun but like... she was a first boot and she wasn't particularly missed? The show didn't suffer from her loss so on a traffic light scale of like/dislike she'd register for me as like... a light green :shrug: Again, top 150 for me probably but definitely nowhere near top 50.

"Shut up singing SHYTE!"

"We're not we're singing Spice Girls!"

"if I walk will I still get deals?"

OH MESS

Cut Nadia and save Nikki!

Why would you do this :(

Our Nads :(

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...5431023114.jpg

Charlie, Narinder and Nadia going in one round

I want WRITEUPS you horrid bastards! Yes I'm back from my weekend away and I mean business!

43. Shell Jublin[/SIZE]
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130423204149

This is a painfully tragic cut for me. Because I actually really like Shell. But Jade, Lesley, Lydia and Sukhvinder all got saved so I had slim pickings in this terrible round. Instead I'll just praise Shell: she was a nice person with a hidden agenda of being externally all over the place (her having an emotional breakdown because nobody listened to her trying to calm down fight night<333). She had a hilarious late-game feud with fellow over-complex legend Victor Ebuwa because of the deep distrust they got near the end to each other. I enjoy the idea of her brand of housemate as being someone who means well but is so all over the place with themselves they can't get a hold of it and simultaneously relate to it. I just like Nadia, Nikki, and Michelle more though :shrug: (would've actually cut Nicky but I was 99% sure she would be cut for mediocrity so just went with the harder choice instead).

I save Lesley who is a goddess, Marc can **** himself for even daring to nominate her.

Lisa Jeynes

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140617192755

She's Lisa Jeynes from Big Brother 4 and she could kill you with two fingers, yeah ghetto bitch, poke those ****ers in the eyes, I've never seen Big Brother 4 but every housemate left was iconic so I had to cull her, sorry, she's just a catchphrase from what I can gather on Google tho.

Plus this happened post show apparently.

After leaving the House, Lisa lost about a stone-and-a-half. Because of this, she began to have Botox and lots of other surgery, such as a breast augmentation, a nose job, lip enhancement.

Get that nose job hun, you deserve it x

46. Sophia Brown

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-h...373/2013-01-03

I'm really tired so this is gonna be a short write up but I actually loved Sophia and have saved her multiple times throughout the cuts. But due to certain circumstances I just don't think she deserved to stay over some of the other nominees so this has to happen </3 She definitely didn't deserve to go first either </3 I can't think of anything bad about her, and she's done really well getting to Top 50 like she deserves imo :love:

[I'm struggling on things to say + I haven't seen BB10 in a while so here are some clips :p]

Lisa :love: (the 'killing someone with 2 fingers' line was actually in the house... to Ray I think :laugh: )

Apparently as well she had all that surgery because of the media reaction to her when she was in the house. She was treated horribly in the papers being ridiculed for her appearance and claims she was a man etc (Davina actually asked her if she was a man during her exit interview :umm2: )

Legend though, I'm glad she ranked relatively highly (and surprised since not many people know who she is) :clap1:

Kween

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140617192755

Lisa Jeynes is NOT just a catchphrase

I did actually create this thread to give Hayden's youtube some promo. #GetNickysDancingCompilationVideotoChristmasNumber 1

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Perched for the all-black-girl final round

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