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YAY I love Russia !!! Latvia and Finland are so good too !

Jen's Austrian entry:
Performer: Gustav Nash
http://i39.tinypic.com/24wvlzp.jpg
Costume:
http://i42.tinypic.com/144cu46.jpg

Song: "Check Our V"

[Accordion Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
We border Germany, we’re sexy like Hungary.
Hitler occupied us but we got stronger, OHAY look yonder!
We are Austria; we can be traced back to the name Ostarrîchi, not Nazis.
Check out my ten wives nuptials, bigamy is our promise, our demographic pawns yours, get your accordion out. We are prominently Roman Catholic, life expectancy is 80 years, hotter than yours. Do you remember Friedrich Heer, he was the best in the job, he knew Jesus and his mom, and I heard there was a bromance with Mark going on. [Beat box national anthem]

[Chorus]
Love us hate us, say what you want about us, cause all you Germans are begging to cornetto our VIENNNNNA. Our Vienna, na na na. Eat our Vienna, na na na.

[Verse 2]
Check our currency, it’s the Euro, Hitler wanted us to be poor’o. We were back then, not no more’o, check my hands they are moisturized with Gillette, the best an AUSTRIAN man can get. Check it.
Our population is 8,184,691, you’re so 8 million and late, get yo babies out and give us a call our sperm count is higgggherr. We speak German, Slovene, Croatian and Hungarian, I heard you speak DICKtate your words, I’m from Austria, haven’t you heard? I’m a superstar, check my moustache, I seen your ass, ew, WTF you been eating, must be rabies. Check it, 83,870 sq km of AMAZE. Our water is hot, still hotter than yours, 1,426 sq km, check it. [Beat box national anthem]

[Chorus x2]

My song is awful compared to yours lmao

"Love us hate us, say what you want about us, cause all you Germans are begging to cornetto our VIENNNNNA

Our population is 8,184,691, you’re so 8 million and late,"

LOL"

Jen....that was godly. We salute you.

*throws roses at Jen*

Ouch...I really shouldn't have picked the ones in a tin...

marctierman's Spanish entry:

Performer:
http://a222.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...ad81f2ad05.jpg

Costume:
http://i40.tinypic.com/s4n9mc.jpg

Quote:

[VERSE 1]
There are 45 million people in Spain
Sharing 650 milimeters of rain (per anum)
They siesta every day
They gave birth to Enriqué (and his dad)

[BRIDGE]
Did you know
The Kingdom of Spain
is
the full name

[CHORUS]
Let's go to Madrid
Third largest city in the EU
Or maybe Barcelona
like the Olympics '92
What about Valencia?
Founded in 1-3-7 BC
I just wanna swim in the Mediterranean sea
Come with me

[VERSE 2]
There are 2-3-1 people per square mile
The calling code is 34 if you want to dial
In Spain call 1-1-2 not 9-9-9
But Spain has a low death rate so you should be fine

[BRIDGE]
[CHORUS]

[MIDDLE EIGHT]
You'll love it
Juan Carlos the first says so
He's king, he should know
So dust off your Euros
and get down to Heathrow
once you've booked your flight
because they still drive on the right
and it's brighter longer at night
We all love the light
sooo
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]

Quote:

Originally posted by Dezzy
*throws roses at Jen*

Ouch...I really shouldn't have picked the ones in a tin...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hugesmile:

That song was hotter then Shaun's sex tape! :hello:

:laugh:

MrGaryy's German Entry:

Performer: Betty Taylor Swift
http://i40.tinypic.com/a47lad.png

Costume:
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...rother/BTS.png

Song: "The Best Bits of Germany"
Germany a land i call my home,
We are boring and nazis like to roam
It'll make you Jism,
they have anti-semitism!

GER-MANY! GER-MANY!
yes it is a home to many
home to Hitler and Heidi Klum
But for you they will make room!
whispered:buh not on tha west side. HOLLA.

Do not generalise us a bunch of cranks.
Don;t be so silly, we have Anne Frank!
Don't let some gas chambers put you off,
we really do love david hasselhoff!

GER-MANY! GER-MANY!
yes it is a home to many
home to Hitler and Heidi Klum
But for you they will make room!
whispered:buh not on tha west side. HOLLA.

whispered: hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
*fades*

YAY! I've been waiting for this one. It's brilliant.

My boyband rocks da planet achully.

Haha Garry, good song.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11